ChopDrummer
2006-09-20, 07:40
Allow myself to introduce.... myself:albertein
I am a dirty, rotten spammer. In fact I am such a jackass that I have done this again on this site despite my other posts being edited and my ID getting banned. You may remember me from my other greatest hits: http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1887
Anyway, I think all backpackers must be a bunch of pussies :thefinger And I will tell you why.
See, what a woman really wants isn't a tanned, in shape, confident male. No, what she wants (though she is probably afraid to admit it) is a 300+ pound web nerd and video game junky with bed sores on their ass, pasty white skin, and muscle tone like wet spagetti.:handkiss:
All that talk about backpacking just makes me sick puke:
So what I plan to do is harass you guys until you see the light and start buying my crap:aetsch:
Because my stuff is exactly what you need to get as pumped as I am. I have beaten martians and hung out with beach volly ball girls - (virtually):cguru:
So don't make me boot up my Playstation and whomp on you :viking:
P.S. - make sure you get one for your kids too. Who wouldn't want a 500+ pound houseplant for a son? :gob_nospa
P.P.S My momma didn't raise me right
I am a dirty, rotten spammer. In fact I am such a jackass that I have done this again on this site despite my other posts being edited and my ID getting banned. You may remember me from my other greatest hits: http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1887
Anyway, I think all backpackers must be a bunch of pussies :thefinger And I will tell you why.
See, what a woman really wants isn't a tanned, in shape, confident male. No, what she wants (though she is probably afraid to admit it) is a 300+ pound web nerd and video game junky with bed sores on their ass, pasty white skin, and muscle tone like wet spagetti.:handkiss:
All that talk about backpacking just makes me sick puke:
So what I plan to do is harass you guys until you see the light and start buying my crap:aetsch:
Because my stuff is exactly what you need to get as pumped as I am. I have beaten martians and hung out with beach volly ball girls - (virtually):cguru:
So don't make me boot up my Playstation and whomp on you :viking:
P.S. - make sure you get one for your kids too. Who wouldn't want a 500+ pound houseplant for a son? :gob_nospa
P.P.S My momma didn't raise me right