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pure_mahem
2007-09-08, 22:25
Upon searching my gear I found a few items I am willing to trade :ciao:
1. 1 package of Ramen Noodles Chicken flavor (unopened)
2. 1 package of Ramen Noodles Beef flavor (unopened)
3. 2 Gerber EAB (New in box but currently on recall by Gerber)
4. 4 small ferrocerrium rods (bought of some guy on ebay)
5. 3 P-38 canopeners (new)
6. 15 paper clips (new)
7. 3 rubber bands (slightly used)
8. 1 empty dry gas bottle (Wal-mart brand)
9. 10 feet of 550 cord type II (like new)
10. 1 roll of yellow reflective automotive blinker repair tape (illegal in VT to use on a vehicle for repair)
11. 3 two foot folds of camoflauge duct tape (like new cut freshly from roll)
12. 1 dozen candle wicks about six inches long with metal bases (unused bought of some guy on ebay)
13. 1 white cotton low rise ankle sock with gray toes (used)
14. 3 clean Pepsi cans (missing bottom 2 inches of can)
15. 1 roll of Kodak Gold 200 speed film (plastic canister not included)
16. 20 feet of jute twine (like new freshly cut from spool)
17. 10 cotton balls soaked in vaseline packed inside black kodak film cannister (film not included)
18. 1 clean aluminum Bud Light Bottle (Beer and Bottle cap not Included used bottle once for original purpose )
19. 1 clean plastic 12 ounce Nestle water bottle with cap and label (water not included used bottle once for original purpose)
20. 12 feet of speaker wire (used)
21. 6 inches of metal Flue tape (like new cut freshly from roll)
22. 10 packages of hot hands disposable body warmers (3 body warmers to a package (new))
23. 1 leather rifle sling (new)

Willing to take any reasonable trade
Also willing to haggle and negotiate over a cold michelobe light.:cheers:

24. 6 12 ounce michelobe light cans (beer not included could kick self in butt for crushing other 12 on forhead) :dancing2:

Take-a-knee
2007-09-09, 01:21
PM you have way too much free time man.

dixicritter
2007-09-09, 09:23
Too bad I just traded with someone else for some rubber bands the other day. ;)

Iceman
2007-09-11, 00:28
Mayhem, your "gear list" matches exactly all the crap I swept out of my shop last week into my dumpster, you been dumpster diving around here?

pure_mahem
2007-09-11, 08:54
I don't dumpster dive! We call it recycling! Next time you sweep out your shop could you throw out two cases of Michelobe light, I prefer cans but bottles will do. Thanx! Umm.... BEER included please.

Iceman
2007-09-11, 10:23
No problem with the beer bottles, just drink the ones with the bottle caps intact, if you know what I mean...

Also, you forgot to mention the sawdust, lumber scraps, burger wrappers and donut packaging in the mix... Oh, and the used condoms-nothing beats a quicky with the wife across the saw horses when the kids are busy watching spongebob in the house...:biggrin:

pure_mahem
2007-09-11, 16:53
Used the sawdust to make some fire starters. The lumber scraps, burger wrappers and donut packaging I will use this winter for tinder and kindling to run the wood stove. The condoms are already traded to tthe sperm bank they gave me $20 and a porno mag. for the contents. Sent the condoms themselves to Survivorman heard he's going to use 'em to catch a mouse or something on the next show. They said my free t shirt is in the mail, I hope it's not the one he peed on. Oh by the way, you may have a few additional someare kids now!

Iceman
2007-09-12, 01:03
You are as sick as I am, maybe more.... :biggrin:

SGT Rock
2007-09-13, 22:16
I already have all that stuff.

beas
2007-10-22, 22:30
I have some great hiking sticks for trade or sale. Came from Walmart.
I now have a hankering to pay way to much money for some poles.

hahaha
just having fun

pure_mahem
2007-10-23, 00:20
Nahh, I already own a stick, lol!:beer:

Amigi
2007-10-23, 19:59
How old are the Ramen? I might be interested.

SGT Rock
2007-10-23, 20:34
Does it matter?

pure_mahem
2007-10-24, 19:10
I don't think I've ever had Ramen go bad,lol! It's survival food! Isn't Ramen one those items they stick in those 3 day survival kits that sit in the closet forever?

yuppie_redneck
2008-01-17, 15:51
what size is that sock? I have one that would like to meet it.

Raman noodles are like styrofoam - never goes bad - but smells rotten when you burn it.

fin24000
2008-01-24, 03:04
Do you have other info on the rifle sling?.....

pure_mahem
2008-01-24, 08:55
I'll try to get a picture up later today. It's a padded leather one. I can't seem to find it. I'll keep looking.