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dropkick
2008-03-30, 01:50
Okay this is how it works.
I/you put up a partial sentence, such as:

It's a bad idea when hiking at night...

The next person finishes it:

to go barefoot through cow pastures

And then puts up their own partial sentence:


Don't go out...

warraghiyagey
2008-03-30, 01:52
if you have no short term memory.



Dont ford the river. . .

dropkick
2008-03-30, 02:24
if your driving a Chevy.


Old baggage is better...

warraghiyagey
2008-03-30, 03:57
if your driving a Chevy.


Old baggage is better...

left uneaten.



If it quacks like a cow. . .

woodsy
2008-03-30, 13:41
Its probably a Moose

When the Alder buds are as big as a mouses ear,

Seeker
2008-03-30, 14:52
it's time to eat the corn (or something like that).

When putting fresh venison in your wife's newly cleaned freezer...

warraghiyagey
2008-03-30, 18:03
. . . label it 'Mother-in-Laws Choice cuts.'


When feeding your pet electric eel. . .

Frolicking Dino
2008-03-30, 19:11
heat water for your grits by petting the eel while holing a Sierra cup.

If at first you don't......

warraghiyagey
2008-03-30, 20:48
like your new cat. . . take him for a drive in the country.


When the sun sets . . .

dropkick
2008-03-31, 00:10
the flask often rises


Tang is best with

warraghiyagey
2008-03-31, 01:00
a few drops of Prune.



Falling over the edge. . .

BEAMarshall
2008-04-01, 00:01
is not the best way to find out if you can fly.


When in Rome...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-01, 00:15
avoid The Mob,

If you can't breathe. . .

dropkick
2008-04-01, 01:07
it's time to make your hiking partner bathe or move out of the tent.


If you do the splits while making a crossing on a log...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-01, 03:09
think of what might have been.



Two hands in a bush is worth . . .

enviro
2008-04-01, 12:19
a video



If I was young, handsome and rich...

FireFighter56
2008-04-02, 01:43
cold and raw looking for a warm place to stay

warraghiyagey
2008-04-02, 01:55
To die with joy is to. . .

dropkick
2008-04-02, 08:40
to be highly confused.

To live with joy is.....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-02, 11:10
love a chemist.


Whatever happened to. . .

dropkick
2008-04-03, 00:28
the pronunciation guide for Warraghiyagaghiyageys' name.


If money is the root of all evil, what is........

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 00:40
the value of the spirit?




If Walter Cronkite still read the evening news to the nation. . .

enviro
2008-04-03, 00:48
We would have more confidence in the news.


If up was proven to be down then which way would...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 00:50
We would have more confidence in the news.


If up was proven to be down then which way would...

young men going west be travelling?



If indifference is the oppposite of love, how . . .

enviro
2008-04-03, 02:14
likely is casual sex.

If people don't care for each other, and hate is the common theme, then...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 02:41
likely is casual sex.

If people don't care for each other, and hate is the common theme, then...

. . . why are there so many babysitters.


Is there such a thing as love at. . .

enviro
2008-04-03, 02:55
this time of self indulgence.

How many times do we have to believe the lies of...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 10:23
. . . the few are for the good of the many??



If I had one alternate life to live. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-03, 11:40
I would still pick this one.

One man's trash...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 11:54
I would still pick this one.

One man's trash...

. . . is his/her fingerprint on the land.


To live with love is. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-03, 15:18
like making a fresh batch of nitrogen triiodide.


I wonder what will happen if...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 16:14
. . . I live forever.


Sometimes you have to leap to. . .

enviro
2008-04-03, 17:32
Fly

How many times must we fail to...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-03, 18:05
Fly

How many times must we fail to...

. . . reach for the stars we see.


What if. . .

enviro
2008-04-03, 18:17
the hokey pokey really is what it's all about.



I don't always know what I see but...

dropkick
2008-04-04, 00:48
sometimes I have a lot of fun trying to figure out what I'm touching.


Why doesn't my knapsack hold....

Flush2wice
2008-04-04, 23:37
as many knaps as it used to?

Who ate my sandwich that I put...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-05, 00:14
. . . under the dryer.

Cats are best served. . .

dropkick
2008-04-05, 01:31
by a someone with a warm lap and a gentle touch.

Fooled you. You probably thought I was going to post something like "with a rice side dish and a white wine".
- On the other hand, if I had posted that it wouldn't have sounded so girly.



After killing a grizzly with my bare hands I like to....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-05, 02:13
by a someone with a warm lap and a gentle touch.

Fooled you. You probably thought I was going to post something like "with a rice side dish and a white wine".
- On the other hand, if I had posted that it wouldn't have sounded so girly.



After killing a grizzly with my bare hands I like to....

eat a pet cat with a rice side dish and a bottle of chardonnay.


Live like. . .

dropkick
2008-04-06, 01:38
someone who kills grizzlies with their bare hands and yet is nice to cats.


When your caught in a loop......

warraghiyagey
2008-04-06, 03:23
use a cat to untangle yourself.


From this point. . .

Flush2wice
2008-04-06, 15:12
blank free range I will only make counterpoints while sitting on the counter top in my home on the range rover.

Once, while driving my Chevy Tahoe to Wal-Mart...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-06, 19:23
. . . I was welcomed to The Machine.



Forever and one life can. . .

Flush2wice
2008-04-06, 23:43
opener that opened a can o' whupass on my ass that I can never forget!

I used to have an old yellow dog that had a hankerin' for

dropkick
2008-04-07, 00:52
my neighbors' leg, but then we got him one of his own.

(trying to keep up with the heteroclite or anomalistic turn the previous posts took)


The consequences of a erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity is...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-07, 02:04
ponderous.

Play. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-07, 23:45
me a song.


Just then I remembered where I left my...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-08, 00:00
past behind me.


Simply to find. . .

dropkick
2008-04-08, 01:43
the end of this sentence, it was an obvious ploy.



If love is blind then....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-08, 01:56
piss on the legs of the innocent.


And if we die, so shall love. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-08, 10:16
be our epitaph.

Always wear your safety goggles when...

enviro
2008-04-08, 12:00
"massaging" with a lot of oil.


How many times do I have to...

vonfrick
2008-04-08, 22:27
fall down before i learn to walk?


So, in spite of everything, there's always...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-08, 23:02
. . . the delightfully unexpected.


In the presence of beauty. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-09, 06:51
I am often at a loss for words.


Let x = ...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-09, 08:52
I am often at a loss for words.


Let x = ...

the sum total of your blessings. Then Y? becomes irrelevant.


When mixing liquid nitrogen with orange juice. . .

enviro
2008-04-09, 11:25
enjoy the orangesicles

Why do people so often treat others...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-09, 12:22
like poop.


Wondering if. . .

enviro
2008-04-09, 12:33
I'll ever see the Northern Lights.

My enjoyment of hiking focuses on...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-09, 13:55
the symphony playing all around me.

It's the music that. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-09, 14:53
keeps me young.



The voices in my head tell me...

enviro
2008-04-09, 15:58
It's OK we know you here.

The time of ultimate solitude is...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-09, 18:43
. . . my siren song.


Gazing into perfect eyes. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-09, 19:22
is like a mirror of my soul.


Do unto others as...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-09, 22:45
you wish.


When it shines brightest . . .

vonfrick
2008-04-10, 21:35
stare directly at it.


Time is an illusion...

Frolicking Dino
2008-04-10, 22:34
Full of pain and pleasure.

Life is like....

vonfrick
2008-04-10, 22:39
a circular reference.


Dinosaurs became extinct because they couldn't...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-10, 22:48
outrun a frickin meteor.



Revenge is a dish best served . . .

vonfrick
2008-04-10, 22:54
with a side of barium chloride.


Tiny arms are really good for....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-10, 22:57
spellunking.


When being chased . . .

vonfrick
2008-04-10, 23:00
slow down and get caught. By all means.


Life is too short to...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-10, 23:04
succumb in the dungeon of worries.


Bright lights,

vonfrick
2008-04-10, 23:07
cheesey sunglasses.


I saw Elvis at the...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-10, 23:33
cheesey sunglasses.


I saw Elvis at the...

unemployment line.


A penguins best hope . . .

vonfrick
2008-04-10, 23:37
is a seriously close huddle.


Now that just brings to mind....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-10, 23:40
my friend 'Puddles.'


Speaking of which . . .

Frolicking Dino
2008-04-10, 23:57
I'm saying Good Night to one and all.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do - and if you do.....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-11, 00:11
I'm saying Good Night to one and all.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do - and if you do.....


make sure you have access to a 'Thread Lock' button.


But seriously folks. . .

enviro
2008-04-11, 00:25
I like my cigar, but I take it out every now and then.

How many roads must a man walk down...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-11, 01:21
before he realizes he's too drunk and not even in his own town.


Whatever became of those. . .

SowthEfrikan
2008-04-11, 19:17
pet rocks?

Texas in spring makes ...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-11, 19:31
the strangest promises.


A penny saved is. . .

Frolicking Dino
2008-04-11, 20:08
a penny taxed.

If at first you don't succeed,

warraghiyagey
2008-04-11, 21:13
slay the winners.


If you can't dance in Vegas. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-12, 00:37
then dance in Massachusetts.

I remember, this one time, ...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-12, 02:07
at band camp.

Woodwinds are best used. . .

BEAMarshall
2008-04-12, 09:06
to decorate windy woods.

Oh, look..

vonfrick
2008-04-12, 21:46
the man can cook too.


You know it's love when. . .

warraghiyagey
2008-04-12, 22:39
they appreciate your quirks.:beer:


I could die happy. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-14, 20:40
but i gotta a lot to accomplish first.


Sure has been quiet around here since...

Flush2wice
2008-04-14, 21:19
this happened: http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/22...UNDDOGS_HU.mp3
{go ahead, click on it}
Is it just me or did someone just...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-14, 22:27
this happened: http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/22...UNDDOGS_HU.mp3
{go ahead, click on it}
Is it just me or did someone just...


eff up a perfectly stupid link?


When in Rome. . . (NY) . . .

Frolicking Dino
2008-04-15, 23:25
Head south. :D

If only I had....

Flush2wice
2008-04-16, 03:48
...n't effed up that stupid link.

Death is nature's way...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-16, 03:50
of dying.


Finding the resolution. . .

dropkick
2008-04-17, 01:52
is usually easier once you've found your vertical hold.


When life keeps repeating itself.....

Flush2wice
2008-04-17, 09:06
turn off the television.

George Bush has a funny way of...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-17, 15:48
turn off the television.

George Bush has a funny way of...

appearing functional.


For all the world. . .

vonfrick
2008-04-23, 19:42
knows, I'm just a normal law-abiding citizen.


What's the best way to get blood stains out of...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-24, 17:11
knows, I'm just a normal law-abiding citizen.


What's the best way to get blood stains out of...


lace curtains.


When your instincts fail you. . .

Flush2wice
2008-04-25, 01:12
lower your expectations.

When your dog stops coming home at night...

vonfrick
2008-04-25, 14:40
it's time to find a new girlfriend.

How many times can you really...

Frolicking Dino
2008-04-26, 22:18
Post a smiley before it's trite?

If it were my birthday, I'd expect

warraghiyagey
2008-04-27, 04:15
Post a smiley before it's trite?

If it were my birthday, I'd expect

my favorite smiley for the eleventy seventh time.:bootyshak



My birthday suit has given me. . .

Flush2wice
2008-04-28, 13:22
...a bad rash.

Try putting some ointment on your...

warraghiyagey
2008-04-29, 03:02
...a bad rash.

Try putting some ointment on your...

. . . oint.

What happens when you mix apathy with. . .

Skidsteer
2008-04-29, 21:41
. . . oint.

What happens when you mix apathy with. . .

Ignorance? I don't know....

BEAMarshall
2008-04-30, 07:23
and I don't really care.


How about a nice...

Frolicking Dino
2008-04-30, 14:00
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://freedomofphiladelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/stfu.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE1t7aKC5sICke_eWxA1TvDwTfISw

If I were a hammer, I'd.....

warraghiyagey
2008-04-30, 21:37
. . . I'd likely be considered smarter by my friends.

Whenever the frost settles. . . .

Flush2wice
2008-05-01, 01:21
...my debts to the gas company I'll blow their ass up while I eat a cherry flavored popsicle.
Unfortunately, Buckwheat the rooster ran afowl of the electric fence this morning and ...

vonfrick
2008-05-01, 09:12
I'm currently out of hot sauce.

Luckily, I had just enough gas in the car to...

warraghiyagey
2008-05-01, 14:16
. . . reach the train tracks.


I can't remember if it was . . .

vonfrick
2008-05-02, 12:33
the red wire first, then cut the black wire, or vice versa.

Rainy days always remind me of...

enviro
2008-05-02, 14:24
the red wire first, then cut the black wire, or vice versa.

Rainy days always remind me of...

having to go to the bathroom

If I was an apple...

warraghiyagey
2008-05-02, 14:44
. . . I'd likely be considered smarter by my friends.


No, I believe the green wire is . . .

Flush2wice
2008-05-02, 23:06
more sustainable than non-green wire.

I hope that I don't fall...