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Jager
2008-08-27, 23:44
Gram-Weenie:

1. A hiker obsessed with reducing their pack weight by any and every means possible.

2. Anyone who is carrying a lighter pack than you are....:biggrin:

Regards,
J.

MalTheElder
2008-08-28, 01:06
Gram-Weenie:

1. A hiker obsessed with reducing their pack weight by any and every means possible.

2. Anyone who is carrying a lighter pack than you are....:biggrin:

Regards,
J.

3. Anyone feeling the need for 'male enhancement.' :aetsch:

Best,
Mal

Lone Wolf
2008-08-28, 06:43
4.) pussy...

D'Artagnan
2008-08-28, 09:50
4.) pussy...


Well you know what Minnesota Smith says...:biggrin:

warraghiyagey
2008-08-28, 09:56
Gram weenie?

- when you find out your grandmother isn't quite what you thought:ahhhhh:

camojack
2008-08-28, 10:05
Well you know what Minnesota Smith says...:biggrin:
No, I don't. Do tell. :confused2


Gram weenie?
- when you find out your grandmother isn't quite what you thought:ahhhhh:
That's just so wrong...on a number of levels. :afraid:

Jager
2008-08-28, 15:39
Thru hiker:

1. Some one that is hiking the entire length of a long trail, usually in a single season or attempt.

2. What your spouse is after 5 days of rain, mud, hills, and listening to you say:' Isn't this Great?!" Sometimes referred to as "my ex"

Alternate spelling: Through, threw....:biggrin:

Footslogger
2008-08-28, 16:37
[QUOTE=Jager;37562]Gram-Weenie:


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Ounce-Pincher (Imperial Unit of Measure Equivalent)

'Slogger

kayak karl
2008-08-31, 08:16
Gram-Weenie:

1. A hiker obsessed with reducing their pack weight by any and every means possible.

2. Anyone who is carrying a lighter pack than you are....:biggrin:

Regards,
J.

Pistol-

I drank forty beers and i think i could pistol the sun comes up

MalTheElder
2008-09-10, 00:48
Darwin Award

1. What you get when you put petroleum products in an alcohol stove.

Past awards (often posthumous) have been received for acts such as basing fireworks displays on top of propane tanks.

YMMV,
Mal

Wise Old Owl
2008-10-09, 00:12
When you make a crappy alcohol stove and it pops and you loose hair & shirt!

GGS
2008-10-09, 13:00
Gram weenie?

- when you find out your grandmother isn't quite what you thought:ahhhhh:

...nor your grandfather...