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The Weasel
2009-12-21, 20:46
Exceptionally talented form of "Weasel" with distinguished graying hair and a melodious voice.

TW

warraghiyagey
2009-12-21, 20:51
worst. . . . thread . . . . . ever. . . . .

The Weasel
2009-12-21, 20:56
No, I have worse ones planned. But at least this answers the question, "What is a The Weasel?" I have no intention of trying to answer the question, "What is a Warraghiyagey?"

TW

warraghiyagey
2009-12-21, 20:58
There's no such thing. . .

The Weasel
2009-12-21, 21:00
.....which is why there [I]must[I] be a The Weasel.

TW

warraghiyagey
2009-12-21, 21:00
Does not at all equate to the transitive law. . .

The Weasel
2009-12-21, 21:02
Nonexistent members are reminded not to try to make comments about what "the law" is to The Weasel or he will make sure they will find out exactly what "the law" really can do.

TW

warraghiyagey
2009-12-21, 21:04
Nonexistent members are reminded not to try to make comments about what "the law" is to The Weasel or he will make sure they will find out exactly what "the law" really can do.

TW

Not intimidated in the least. . . but I do hear you like to threaten people with lawsuits if you don't like what they say. . . good luck, have at it. . .

The Weasel
2009-12-21, 21:08
Not intimidated in the least. . . but I do hear you like to threaten people with lawsuits if you don't like what they say. . . good luck, have at it. . .

Ain't no "lawsuit threat" in there. You ever seen lawbooks, sonny? You smack some dirtbag upside the head with one of those and they talk with a lisp until the Spring thaw, OK?

TW

jhick
2009-12-21, 21:12
oh god...:boring:

warraghiyagey
2009-12-21, 21:12
Ain't no "lawsuit threat" in there. You ever seen lawbooks, sonny? You smack some dirtbag upside the head with one of those and they talk with a lisp until the Spring thaw, OK?

TW

Is that where you got your lisp? Or is that from something else?

Lone Wolf
2009-12-21, 21:37
won't be no The Weasel here. it's weasy

The Weasel
2009-12-21, 21:44
Is that where you got your lisp? Or is that from something else?

I don't lisp. I just talk funny.


won't be no The Weasel here. it's weasy

Hey, Little Pup! You still alive? Thought you croaked when the told you to stop cussin'? Let me know when you need your wheelchair pushed (off the cliff) and I'll be glad to give you a shove!

TW

Hooch
2009-12-22, 11:58
Nonexistent members are reminded not to try to make comments about what "the law" is to The Weasel or he will make sure they will find out exactly what "the law" really can do.

TW
Pretty sure the only "law" here is Rock and Dixi. Just sayin'. :aetsch:

Hooch
2009-12-22, 12:01
won't be no The Weasel here. it's weasy

http://www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Weezy.jpg

saimyoji
2009-12-22, 12:02
I AM...THE LAW!!!


http://www.deathstore.co.uk/userimages/judge_dredd.jpg

warraghiyagey
2009-12-22, 13:08
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2762247469_faf7e2b17d.jpg

The Weasel
2009-12-22, 15:53
Pretty sure the only "law" here is Rock and Dixi. Just sayin'. :aetsch:

Dixi makes the law for Rock, I suspect.

TW

Austin
2009-12-22, 15:56
Glad to see you're makin' lotsa new friends on here, weasy.

:biggrin:

warraghiyagey
2009-12-22, 16:33
Dixi makes the law for Rock, I suspect.

TW

You don't know dick about equality in marriages. . . I suspect. . . without a monetary stipulation. . . . merry christmas. . . .

The Weasel
2009-12-22, 16:35
Friends everywhere I go. And a better wife than W might suspect. Life is good.

TW

dixicritter
2009-12-22, 18:49
Dixi makes the law for Rock, I suspect.

TW

LOL... I wear the skirt in the family, I let Rock wear the pants. :wink:

Russell
2009-12-22, 18:52
Damn. I was hoping to see Rock in a skirt.

saimyoji
2009-12-22, 20:20
Damn. I was hoping to see Rock in a skirt.

ive seen it....it aint pretty.....:ahhhhh:

(there's a pic on WB somewhere)

The Weasel
2009-12-22, 21:23
LOL... I wear the skirt in the family, I let Rock wear the pants. :wink:

"The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world." :biggrin:

TW

dixicritter
2009-12-22, 23:30
Damn. I was hoping to see Rock in a skirt.

You asked for it....

Russell
2009-12-22, 23:41
ive seen it....it aint pretty.....:ahhhhh:

(there's a pic on WB somewhere)

Man, you ain't lyin'.

The Weasel
2009-12-23, 12:31
You asked for it....

Very confused. You said HE wore the pants. :afraid::afraid::afraid:

TW

dixicritter
2009-12-23, 13:48
Very confused. You said HE wore the pants. :afraid::afraid::afraid:

TW

I like to keep ya on your toes. :angel:

Lugnut
2009-12-23, 14:44
There's something really, really wrong about that picture!

The Weasel
2009-12-23, 14:57
I like to keep ya on your toes. :angel:


Dixi ----

Now I am VERY worried! He's wearing a kilt, and as a Scot myself I must warn you that it is very likely he's not wearing "pants" either. I knew you needed to be warned. :angel:

TW

D'Artagnan
2009-12-23, 15:30
There's something really, really wrong about that picture!

Yeah, no beer and no cigar! Oh wait, that's two things.

saimyoji
2009-12-28, 00:49
Dixi ----

Now I am VERY worried! He's wearing a kilt, and as a Scot myself I must warn you that it is very likely he's not wearing "pants" either. I knew you needed to be warned. :angel:

TW

most of us learned about these things in elementary school. on top of that....i'm guessing that a woman would not mind to see her husband wearing an outfit sans-pants....... Your wife may be the exception. :aetsch:

The Weasel
2009-12-28, 03:49
Well, I wore my Mountain Hardwear kilt a couple years ago when we were rafting, and Mrs. The Weasel got very nervous that we were 'in public'. But then she's not a Scot.

TW

Gaiter
2009-12-28, 05:10
There's something really, really wrong about that picture!

almost as wrong as this thread

generoll
2009-12-28, 09:44
when does a skirt become a kilt? and what's the difference?

Lugnut
2009-12-28, 11:42
Think it becomes a kilt if a guy is wearing it, even if it really is a skirt. :aetsch:

Hooch
2009-12-28, 11:46
.......Mrs. The Weasel.......not a Scot. Great. Now the interbreeders are here. :albertein

The Weasel
2009-12-28, 15:27
A kilt is different from a skirt as being, if nothing else, a type of Scottish skirting: It is typically belted and/or pinned, is worn fairly high at the true waist, and drapes to the knee. Although historically a man's garment in Scotland, women have worn kilts and modified them in different ways.

As for 'interbreeders,' Scots have generally been very accommodating to Sassenach (i.e. heathen, i.e. non-Scottish) men women and allowed the Scottish DNA to be perpetuated far and wide. It is a gift not shared with every other nationality to be as desired by womenfolk, but Scots are glad to use this gift wisely and happily.

TW

saimyoji
2009-12-28, 18:13
gayest .......... thread.........ever..........



including the disc golf thread.

sheepdog
2009-12-28, 18:23
Why does a Scottsman wear a kilt?

Skidsteer
2009-12-28, 18:40
Why does a Scottsman wear a kilt?

To hide the panty hose.

The Weasel
2009-12-28, 18:42
Why does a Scottsman wear a kilt?

Because Scots lassies are impatient.

TW

sheepdog
2009-12-28, 18:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65hOhj94ZGE

Lugnut
2009-12-28, 20:09
Why does a Scottsman wear a kilt?Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Skidsteer
2009-12-28, 20:12
Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! :biggrin:

Bearpaw
2009-12-28, 20:25
But ya know why they call it a kilt?

Cause so many bastards have been kilt for calling it a skirt!

TOW
2009-12-29, 22:15
No, I have worse ones planned. But at least this answers the question, "What is a The Weasel?" I have no intention of trying to answer the question, "What is a Warraghiyagey?"

TWI'm in your corner bro.......

TOW
2009-12-29, 22:17
I AM...THE LAW!!!


http://www.deathstore.co.uk/userimages/judge_dredd.jpgBarney Fife,,,,,,,:aetsch:

Hooch
2009-12-29, 22:18
I'm in your corner bro.......Fudgenose.

Kanga
2009-12-29, 22:19
Fudgenose.

captain obvious here..

TOW
2009-12-29, 22:20
Think it becomes a kilt if a guy is wearing it, even if it really is a skirt. :aetsch:

it's a dress hands down...........

TOW
2009-12-29, 22:21
But ya know why they call it a kilt?

Cause so many bastards have been kilt for calling it a skirt!I guess i'm dead.....

TOW
2009-12-29, 22:22
Fudgenose.
Darn right.......

Austin
2009-12-29, 22:53
TOW and Weasy, sittin in a tree...

The Weasel
2009-12-30, 05:47
TOW and Weasy, sittin in a tree...

I value friends, and I'm honored that TOW considers me one. I'm lookin' forward to that breakfast!

TW

TOW
2010-01-01, 09:16
I bet it's hangover day today for some of you here today, or it's continuing to get drunk........

Gaiter
2010-01-01, 09:19
wow a wild guess, who knew, that like most normal people a good portion of us would be hungover

Lone Wolf
2010-01-01, 09:20
wow a wild guess, who knew, that like most normal people a good portion of us would be hungover

i'm normal. i ain't hungover

SGT Rock
2010-01-01, 10:11
No hangover here. I gotta go remodel a kitchen.

Kanga
2010-01-01, 10:14
i'm normal. i ain't hungover

you, my dear, are nowhere near normal.

The Weasel
2010-01-01, 16:47
[QUOTE=Lone Wolf;144714]i'm normal. i ain't hungover[/QUOT

Nor sure the two are necessarily related. LW may not be hungover, but not sure he's "normal" either.:biggrin:

TW

Gaiter
2010-01-02, 07:40
i'm normal. i ain't hungover

key word 'portion' i wasn't hungover either (was hanging out with a box of tissues instead)

Nearly Normal
2010-01-02, 17:49
you, my dear, are nowhere near normal.

Congrats to them that aint.