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seven
2011-05-03, 12:43
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

cool breeze
2011-05-03, 12:52
..ok..

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 12:56
you ran into an armed dog?? did he have a license for the gun on his collar? if not, i would report him

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 12:57
he can be as loud as he wants... there is no noise ordinance on the trail... sheesh

Cuffs
2011-05-03, 12:58
If the poor pooch only had opposable thumbs...

Cuffs
2011-05-03, 12:58
Oh. New rule? You cant hike the AT unless youve been to WB first? Did not know this. Will take this under advisement.

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 13:03
If the poor pooch only had opposable thumbs...

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Gray Blazer
2011-05-03, 13:05
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

Pretty good first post. After you post here 10 times you are aloud to kick any armed drunk wb ridgerunnerz named matty with dogs that set their tent up in a shelter in their wbutt.

Lone Wolf
2011-05-03, 13:07
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

i never hang my food and never treat my water and sometimes carry a gun. i'm an AT imposter

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 13:17
i post, i snivel, occasionally I hike. i am a packsniffer (reformed)

dixicritter
2011-05-03, 13:23
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

Short answer.... Yes.

MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 13:41
Short answer - Only if Alligator allows him.

Kanga
2011-05-03, 13:49
monkeybutt wins!

Kanga
2011-05-03, 13:51
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

long answer:
here's what you should do: quit being a nosybody and GET A LIFE. yes, he's allowed to be on the trail. who gives a shit if he's a thru-hiker or not? how do you know all these things about him? did you follow him around? you sound like a freak.

saimyoji
2011-05-03, 13:54
long answer:
here's what you should do: quit being a nosybody and GET A LIFE. yes, he's allowed to be on the trail. who gives a shit if he's a thru-hiker or not? how do you know all these things about him? did you follow him around? you sound like a freak.

i think you fell for the troll's bait.....:albertein

Kanga
2011-05-03, 13:56
who cares if he's a troll? he's still a freak.

JAK
2011-05-03, 13:58
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?
All fair questions, but next time, just PM me.:albertein

saimyoji
2011-05-03, 14:00
maybe. but he's obviously someone familiar with how f-ed up WB is and can make a funny about it.

Crikey
2011-05-03, 14:14
Freakin' hilarious.

Kanga
2011-05-03, 14:18
also, since camo's not chiming in, it's "allowed". freak.

Cuffs
2011-05-03, 14:27
1 post in the month that its been a member here... Hey Dixi, wanna to a background check on this dimwits IP please??

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 14:28
also, since camo's not chiming in, it's "allowed". freak.

i would going for freaking hilarious... except it ain't that puny :p

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 14:28
1 post in the month that its been a member here... Hey Dixi, wanna to a background check on this dimwits IP please??

2nd that!

MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 14:29
It's also depends on if said hiker enjoys shelters or not......

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 14:30
It's also depends on if said hiker enjoys shelters or not......

burn em all down i say

seven
2011-05-03, 15:05
1 post in the month that its been a member here... Hey Dixi, wanna to a background check on this dimwits IP please??

WB banned me and sent me here.

I've actualy thru'd and that aint allowed over there.

Gray Blazer
2011-05-03, 15:06
1 post in the month that its been a member here... Hey Dixi, wanna to a background check on this dimwits IP please??

It's Alligator. He realized if he posted sumthing like that over there he would have to delete it.

Gray Blazer
2011-05-03, 15:06
WB banned me and sent me here.

I've actualy thru'd and that aint allowed over there.

Welcome to the dark side.

MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 15:09
We have cookies.

Cuffs
2011-05-03, 15:14
WB banned me and sent me here.

I've actualy thru'd and that aint allowed over there.

So why all the concern about dogs and guns and shelters and water treatment? who the hell cares?

MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 15:31
I think it was an attempt at humor, Cuffs

Big Mac
2011-05-03, 15:41
You all are retards - that first post was funny. Lighten the hell up. And I don't care who it is, it was still funny.

MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 15:42
Speaking of funny retards.......

How ya doing, Mac??? :)

Big Mac
2011-05-03, 15:44
Speaking of funny retards.......

How ya doing, Mac??? :)

I'm fine, thanks for asking. I mean . . . aw hell.

Cuffs
2011-05-03, 15:45
Except for the spelling, I was beginning to think Matty was here!

Big Mac
2011-05-03, 15:46
Except for the spelling, I was beginning to think Matty was here!

Crossed my mind too.

Hog On Ice
2011-05-03, 15:57
yep - same here

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 16:01
Except for the spelling, I was beginning to think Matty was here!

nah, matty speeels bitter and is funnyier

Kanga
2011-05-03, 16:07
no he's not.

Cuffs
2011-05-03, 16:09
Except for the spelling, I was beginning to think Matty was here!


nah, matty speeels bitter and is funnyier

Thats what I said...

Big Mac
2011-05-03, 16:11
nah, matty speeels bitter and is funnyier


no he's not.

Agreed.

Tin Man
2011-05-03, 16:26
Thats what I said...


Agreed.

ditto

Sickmont
2011-05-03, 16:49
yep - same here


thats what i said...


agreed.


ditto

I concur

JAK
2011-05-03, 16:54
no he's not.


Thats what I said...


Agreed.


ditto


I concur

f. All of the above.

Roots
2011-05-03, 16:57
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

ms emerson...get off the damn computer and go do some work...jeezzz...:argh::albertein:boring:

Bearpaw
2011-05-03, 18:33
The part about the drunk ridgerunner named Matty was actually pretty good. I liked it any way.:beer:

warraghiyagey
2011-05-03, 19:17
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

First of all, dogs on the trail should not be allowed to carry guns. . .
Second of all, if there is a person accompanying said pooch, they should do it audibly. . . yes they should definitely hike aloud. . . :beer:

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 20:28
First of all, dogs on the trail should not be allowed to carry guns. . .
Second of all, if there is a person accompanying said pooch, they should do it audibly. . . yes they should definitely hike aloud. . . :beer:

never heard of a gundog??

sheesh :bike:

Russell
2011-05-03, 20:38
never heard of a gundog??

sheesh :bike:

Aren't you a sheepdog that hikes and carries a tazer?:cool:

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 20:39
Aren't you a sheepdog that hikes and carries a tazer?:cool:

I'm a dog for any occasion. :angel:

Wise Old Owl
2011-05-03, 21:03
i think you fell for the troll's bait.....:albertein

What? there is such a thing as troll bait... I had no idea..


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Tin Man
2011-05-03, 22:21
I'm a dog for any occasion. :angel:

...would that include being a gator dog?

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MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 22:39
...would that include being a gator dog?

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I'd hate to be the dog in the back........

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 23:06
I'd hate to be the dog in the back........

hahahahahahahaha

Nearly Normal
2011-05-03, 23:30
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

Should have took a drink too.

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 23:40
I was hiking the AT and I met a "Thru Hiker" with a dog carrying a gun. He would not hang his food and I didn't see him treat his water. I found a Ridge runner named Matty but he wouldn't do anything about it (I think he was drinking)

I don't know what I should have done!!!! I'm sure he didnt' have a White Blaze account because when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Is he even aloud to be on the trail?

to be a perfect hiking story it should mention; trucks, momma, prison, and getting drunk.

dixicritter
2011-05-03, 23:44
to be a perfect hiking story it should mention; trucks, momma, prison, and getting drunk.

I always thought that was the perfect country song.

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 23:44
I always thought that was the perfect country song.

I always confuse the two :albertein

dixicritter
2011-05-03, 23:46
I always confuse the two :albertein

Gotcha.

Perfect hiking story should include blisters, blow-downs, miles, and smiles. Right?

Wise Old Owl
2011-05-03, 23:46
nothing to be confused about, learn to let it ..... roll like a cb radio song.

MonkeyBoy
2011-05-03, 23:46
I always thought that was the perfect country song.

You forgot about losing your job and the dog dying.

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 23:48
Gotcha.

Perfect hiking story should include blisters, blow-downs, miles, and smiles. Right?

and a couple "princess bride" quotes.

sheepdog
2011-05-03, 23:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkKn5HrKgHQ
jkKn5HrKgHQ

Nearly Normal
2011-05-04, 01:53
nah, matty speeels bitter and is funnyier

I once had a black lab that made more sense.
Fuck!
I didn't mean to start a dog thread.

JAK
2011-05-04, 07:15
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woodsy
2011-05-04, 08:29
when I questioned him he didn't even know what a Warigotyty is.

Heck i don't even know what one of them is .

Please do tell.

Gray Blazer
2011-05-04, 08:58
I once had a black lab that made more sense.
Fuck!
I didn't mean to start a dog thread.

Better than a meth lab.

JoeyB
2011-05-04, 09:29
Better than a meth lab.

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