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Tin Man
2011-06-13, 18:21
Anyone have a conversion chart for converting mileages for different sports? For instance...


42 cape cod bike miles = how many western maine AT hiking miles?

Big Mac
2011-06-13, 18:23
1) Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2) 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3) 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4) Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5) Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6) 365 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling

= 1 lite year

7) 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

8) 1000 aches = 1 megahurtz

9) Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

10) Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

11) 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

12) 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

13) 1/2 million bicycles = 1 megacycles

14) 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

15) 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

16) 52 cards = 1 decacards

17) 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

18) 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

19) 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

20) 1 trillion sins = 1 cardinal sin

21) 10 rations = 1 decoration

22) 100 rations = 1 C-ration

23) 8 nickels = 2 paradimes

24) 3 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University

Hospital = 1 I.V. League

25) 1/2 large intestine = one semicolon

26) A one-mile stroll = one Milwaukee

Two Speed
2011-06-13, 18:24
Sure, smart guy, but you got those distances in furlongs per fortnight?

Tin Man
2011-06-13, 18:25
...

26) A one-mile stroll = one Milwaukee

Is that an OLD Milwaukee? If so, I'm in. :beer:

Tin Man
2011-06-13, 18:26
Sure, smart guy, but you got those distances in furlongs per fortnight?

it depends on the animal, duh :albertein

Two Speed
2011-06-13, 18:28
There's confursion factors for that.

vonfrick
2011-06-13, 19:53
10E-12 chu

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/96/Spr_3e_025_s.gif

Nearly Normal
2011-06-13, 21:26
Is that an OLD Milwaukee? If so, I'm in. :beer:

How many does it take for a headache?