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Stir Fry
2011-08-24, 10:58
Goe into a foot chase with a couple of theaves last night this was after a car chase. They had broken into 6 cars. After the foot chase my right leg felt like I'd been shot. Doctor said I had a torn hamstring. Man does it hurt. looks like I'm out of work for about a week or so.

MonkeyBoy
2011-08-24, 11:04
Friend of mine did that. She was out of commission for months.

john pickett
2011-08-24, 11:17
Stir Fry, After the muscle relaxants and NSAIDS are done, be sure to ask your primary care providor for physical therapy. When you get old enough for the tissues to develop inelasticity, a course of PT can be a real aid to return to work.

warraghiyagey
2011-08-28, 19:15
Bastards stole your spelling and grammar too . . . :argh::argh:

JERMM
2011-08-28, 19:21
Friend of mine did that. She was out of commission for months.

is this the same one with a torn achilles tendon...:aetsch:

sheepdog
2011-08-28, 21:12
Bastards stole your spelling and grammar too . . . :argh::argh:

camo is zat youse??

MonkeyBoy
2011-08-28, 23:46
is this the same one with a torn achilles tendon...:aetsch:

I'm sorry. You're right........my bad.

It was the achilles.

Close enough to hurt like crazy anyhoo.

john pickett
2011-08-29, 16:40
Torn hamstring occurs at basically the end of a very long series of tendons which run from the ball of the foot to the gluteus maximus (iirc) (gluteus maximus is the muscle that makes a pretty girls' rear end so attractive.) It doesn't take months to get over, but the stiffness lasts for weeks. I speak from personal experience.

Cuffs
2011-08-29, 18:01
Torn hamstring occurs at basically the end of a very long series of tendons which run from the ball of the foot to the gluteus maximus (iirc) (gluteus maximus is the muscle that makes a pretty girls' rear end so attractive.) It doesn't take months to get over, but the stiffness lasts for weeks. I speak from personal experience.

so what youre sayin is that ugly girls cant have nice asses?

cool breeze
2011-08-29, 18:07
They"re called butterfaces.

warraghiyagey
2011-08-29, 20:09
so what youre sayin is that ugly girls cant have nice asses?

Or ugly girls better have nice asses. . . .

sheepdog
2011-08-29, 20:25
......................

jhick
2011-08-30, 08:22
Or ugly girls better have nice asses. . . .

:adore: :beer: :adore:

Crikey
2011-08-30, 09:11
gluteus maximus is the muscle that makes a pretty girls' rear end so attractive. I speak from personal experience.

I have never met you but I'll take your word that your girlie rear is attractive. :aetsch:

Hog On Ice
2011-08-30, 09:14
+1 for sherrill

john pickett
2011-08-30, 17:54
That's my girlies rear, Sherrill

Kanga
2011-08-30, 18:12
uh-huh.

Cuffs
2011-08-30, 18:19
That's my girlish rear, Sherrill


There, fixed it for ya.

Crikey
2011-08-30, 21:31
That's my girlies rear, Sherrill

Is there a speedo anywhere? :bootyshak

(Just having fun with ya john pickett)

john pickett
2011-08-31, 10:24
Dude! Your momma must not have raised you right. Plagerism is a no-no!

Crikey
2011-08-31, 12:00
Dude! Your momma must not have raised you right. Plagerism is a no-no!

Not according to UNC's football team, it's not.

Rockhound
2011-08-31, 14:12
Dude! Your momma must not have raised you right. Plagerism is a no-no!

"Plagerism is a no-no" should be in quotes as I am sure I have heard somebody use that term long before you. Yet here you are acting as if you came up with that saying all by yourself. There's a word for that kind of thing it is just eluding me at the momment.

Crikey
2011-08-31, 14:46
Tough room.

Ray
2011-08-31, 14:54
"Plagerism is a no-no" should be in quotes ...You mean like bubonic "plagerism"?

Spogatz
2011-08-31, 16:25
OK OK....I hate to point it out but all of the words you had used in each of these post have been used before. If you want to be original you are going to have to start making up your own words. I have included an example below:

drrewle protteseage vegottesc mosrocombian

Superman
2011-08-31, 16:27
OK OK....I hate to point it out but all of the words you had used in each of these post have been used before. If you want to be original you are going to have to start making up your own words. I have included an example below:

drrewle protteseage vegottesc mosrocombian

I, for one, am insulted by your new words.:bike:

Rockhound
2011-08-31, 16:27
OK OK....I hate to point it out but all of the words you had used in each of these post have been used before. If you want to be original you are going to have to start making up your own words. I have included an example below:

drrewle protteseage vegottesc mosrocombian

You can say that again.
I'd say it myself but that would be plagarism.

Crikey
2011-08-31, 16:31
http://www.kli.org/

Plagiarize and die.

Lugnut
2011-08-31, 16:53
Tough room.

Just figuring that out? It gets worse. :argh:

Big Mac
2011-08-31, 18:17
Just figuring that out? It gets worse. :argh:

'Cause Luggy showed up. . . .

Hog On Ice
2011-08-31, 18:20
with both Lugnut and Big Mac in the house this place is going places in a handbasket

Big Mac
2011-08-31, 18:24
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/11b/8/AAAAAv_AvCQAAAAAARuPXg.jpg?v=1215906369000

Lugnut
2011-08-31, 18:52
'Cause Luggy showed up. . . .

Nope. I'm a lightweight compared to some of these clowns. :albertein

Skidsteer
2011-08-31, 19:57
"Nope. I'm a lightweight compared to some of these clowns. :albertein"

Barack Obama's response when asked to compare himself to other notable Communists.

Lugnut
2011-08-31, 20:13
"Nope. I'm a lightweight compared to some of these clowns. :albertein"

Barack Obama's response when asked to compare himself to other notable Communists.

:adore::beer:

sheepdog
2011-08-31, 21:33
"Nope. I'm a lightweight compared to some of these clowns. :albertein"

Barack Obama's response when asked to compare himself to other notable Communists.


:adore::beer:

:dito:

Crikey
2011-08-31, 23:04
1. Dito
Used commonly by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans as a word to express ptty..like saying "aww poor you"
Dito, he went home with no 420..



2. dito
Used when an idiot can't spell the actual word "ditto".
When someone agrees with your sentiment, they can write the word, "ditto"; however, under-educated people may write "dito".


3. dito
A man among men. The term dito is used for a man who has a large penis. (9 inches and over)
"Damn Bro your shit is Dito!" or once the word is out that a man has this title he is simply then called "Dito"


:dito:

Lugnut
2011-08-31, 23:25
Looks like Sheepdog fits #2. I don't think he is Puerto Rican or Dominican. The rest is TMI. :aetsch:

sheepdog
2011-09-01, 00:02
hey....

Superman
2011-09-01, 05:22
QUOTE=sheepdog;251067]hey....[/QUOTE]

Si.....:dito:

enviro
2011-09-01, 08:35
Torn hamstring occurs at basically the end of a very long series of tendons which run from the ball of the foot to the gluteus maximus (iirc) (gluteus maximus is the muscle that makes a pretty girls' rear end so attractive.) It doesn't take months to get over, but the stiffness lasts for weeks. I speak from personal experience.

The time to recover greatly depends upon the severeity of the tear. Big difference in a tear and a sprain also. Girl that played soccer with my daughter had a bad hamstrinbg tear. Took her 1 year before she could play soccer again.

Crikey
2011-09-01, 09:00
A hammy pull is a nasty injury because it fools you into thinking you're ok well before you are. Then *bam* and you're right back where you were. If you don't let it rest it becomes a vicious cycle.

Superman
2011-09-01, 09:17
A hammy pull is a nasty injury because it fools you into thinking you're ok well before you are. Then *bam* and you're right back where you were. If you don't let it rest it becomes a vicious cycle.

I'm having the same problem with old age. Just sayin.

Rockhound
2011-09-01, 11:10
Just wanted to let everyone know, my new trail name is "Dito".

Superman
2011-09-01, 11:21
Just wanted to let everyone know, my new trail name is "Dito".

I think your trail name should be "WalMart.":beer:

Crikey
2011-09-01, 11:37
Just wanted to let everyone know, my new trail name is "Dito".

I won't hold not being able to spell against you.

Kanga
2011-09-01, 13:56
i wouldn't hold anything against him either. he's a dirty hippie.