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Frolicking Dino
2011-11-28, 11:03
Clear the aisle with pepper spraying,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be preying,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our assault rifles,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
We're a bunch of homocidals,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing guns before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Crowd's greedy and acrimonious.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in mayhem making,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Being rude, wanton law breakin',
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Blackened eyes and broken bones,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Police sirens and megaphones,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the bloody splatter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Superman
2011-11-28, 11:19
It brings a tear to my eye.

dixicritter
2011-11-28, 11:21
Oh the Christmas spirit! Just warms my heart. LOL

Weary
2011-11-28, 11:32
The Christmas spirit is waning these days. Why this weekend 9 people were arrested in Maine just for trying to camp and beat drums on our Governor's lawn.

atraildreamer
2011-11-28, 13:10
Clear the aisle with pepper spraying,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be preying,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our assault rifles,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
We're a bunch of homocidals,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing guns before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Crowd's greedy and acrimonious.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in mayhem making,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Being rude, wanton law breakin',
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Blackened eyes and broken bones,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Police sirens and megaphones,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the bloody splatter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Considering the number of Texans that are packin' heat, it could have been much, much worse! :ahhhhh:

SGT Rock
2011-11-28, 13:19
Too much rain today for me to get into the spirit yet, maybe there is some snow up high?

Frolicking Dino
2011-11-28, 13:26
Heard there is some up on the Cherohala. There was a little up on the Blueridge Parkway a couple of weeks ago above Brevard.

Crikey
2011-11-28, 13:28
My fave X-mas song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

Law Dawg (ret)
2011-11-28, 13:28
Considering the number of Texans that are packin' heat, it could have been much, much worse! :ahhhhh:

Aaaaand the downside to that would be? :hmmmm: Anyone dumb enough to line up outside a freakin' Walmart for hours or days needs some chlorine in their gene pool.:saint:

Hog On Ice
2011-11-28, 13:31
My fave X-mas song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

which when you put the YT tags around it looks like:

P37xPiRz1sg

SGT Rock
2011-11-28, 13:32
Heard there is some up on the Cherohala. There was a little up on the Blueridge Parkway a couple of weeks ago above Brevard.

maybe when I get off later in the week it would make a good day trip up to Hooper Bald.

Lone Wolf
2011-11-28, 13:37
another favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

Hog On Ice
2011-11-28, 14:16
another favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

QFQyib5ZQZY

Roche
2011-12-06, 17:39
The Christmas spirit is waning these days. Why this weekend 9 people were arrested in Maine just for trying to camp and beat drums on our Governor's lawn.

Is the Governor's lawn in the Land Trust?

Back to the original point.

Solution - shop via the internet.

sheepdog
2011-12-06, 19:55
We sing "silver chains" instead of silver bells in jail.

Ring a ling, hear them cling,
You'll still be here Christmas day.

Kanga
2011-12-06, 20:05
Is the Governor's lawn in the Land Trust?

Back to the original point.

Solution - shop via the internet.

amen!

Kanga
2011-12-06, 20:05
We sing "silver chains" instead of silver bells in jail.

Ring a ling, hear them cling,
You'll still be here Christmas day.

hahaha! good on ya!

Tin Man
2011-12-06, 20:32
Who is Carol? :albertein

dixicritter
2011-12-06, 20:45
Maybe this is her...

http://www.carols.org.uk/images/angel-1.jpg

Frolicking Dino
2011-12-06, 23:21
maybe when I get off later in the week it would make a good day trip up to Hooper Bald.!00% chance of snow tomorrow night - betting the BMT in this area will get some.

Now, back to caroling amongst the hobos:

Away in a hammock, no fly for his bed,
The little ol' Hoochie laid down his sweet head.
The stars in the sky looked down where he snored,
The little ol' Hoochie, up drinking til four.

The hobos are prowling, their up to no good.
But little ol' Hoochie, sporting morning wood,
Lay sleeping so soundly and taking no note,
Of the snake put round him, up near his throat.

They tip-toed away, snickering did begin.
The mischievous hobos, wearin' enormous grins
Awakening ol' Hoochie, the snake did surmise.
Long they had waited for fun to arise.

Little did they know that Hoochie was not dumb,
With rock salt he had loaded his trusty shotgun.
Skidster and Kanga ran swift from that noll,
But not before Hoochie lit-up their assholes.

Kanga
2011-12-07, 08:55
!00% chance of snow tomorrow night - betting the BMT in this area will get some.

Now, back to caroling amongst the hobos:

Away in a hammock, no fly for his bed,
The little ol' Hoochie laid down his sweet head.
The stars in the sky looked down where he snored,
The little ol' Hoochie, up drinking til four.

The hobos are prowling, their up to no good.
But little ol' Hoochie, sporting morning wood,
Lay sleeping so soundly and taking no note,
Of the snake put round him, up near his throat.

They tip-toed away, snickering did begin.
The mischievous hobos, wearin' enormous grins
Awakening ol' Hoochie, the snake did surmise.
Long they had waited for fun to arise.

Little did they know that Hoochie was not dumb,
With rock salt he had loaded his trusty shotgun.
Skidster and Kanga ran swift from that noll,
But not before Hoochie lit-up their assholes.

Best. Carol. Ever.

Tin Man
2011-12-07, 09:54
Best. Carol. Ever.

i don't know about that. according to google this is the best carol ever...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Little-Donkey-is-the-best-Christmas-carol-ever/376764885124

Cuffs
2011-12-07, 11:15
Fuckin douchbags in DC... went to see the National Christmas/Holiday whatthefuckever they are calling it tree this weekend... Not really much of a tree. Cute little trains and villages set up around the base.
Each state was represented with its own smaller tree around the perimeter of the area. Had decorations made by ARC kids and the like.
Because of some bandstand/stage shit they had set up, you could only get to see about half the state trees. All the rest were blocked off. Could eve remotely get near them, anywheres from 20 to 80 feet away. I dont even know if some states were missing, you werent allowed over there. Piss me off something big, cuz the state trees I wanted to see werent accessible.

Superman
2011-12-07, 11:21
Fuckin douchbags in DC... went to see the National Christmas/Holiday whatthefuckever they are calling it tree this weekend... Not really much of a tree. Cute little trains and villages set up around the base.
Each state was represented with its own smaller tree around the perimeter of the area. Had decorations made by ARC kids and the like.
Because of some bandstand/stage shit they had set up, you could only get to see about half the state trees. All the rest were blocked off. Could eve remotely get near them, anywheres from 20 to 80 feet away. I dont even know if some states were missing, you werent allowed over there. Piss me off something big, cuz the state trees I wanted to see werent accessible.

...but we, in newq Hampshire, appreciate your interest in seeing our tree. :angel:

Bearpaw
2011-12-07, 20:14
...but we, in newq Hampshire, appreciate your interest in seeing our tree. :angel:

Everybody wants to see that stunted, cranky little bastard with the icicles hanging off. We keep wondering how it lived as long as it did.

Superman
2011-12-07, 20:18
Everybody wants to see that stunted, cranky little bastard with the icicles hanging off. We keep wondering how it lived as long as it did.

Holy bat shit....are you talking about the tree or me?

Hog On Ice
2011-12-07, 20:26
well at least the tree can stand up straight

Superman
2011-12-07, 20:30
well at least the tree can stand up straight

Ouch

Elder
2011-12-07, 20:30
Everybody wants to see that stunted, cranky little bastard with the icicles hanging off. We keep wondering how it lived as long as it did.

'cause its FROZE 8 months a year. :ahhhhh::ahhhhh::angel:

Crikey
2011-12-12, 16:40
Fuckin douchbags in DC... went to see the National Christmas/Holiday whatthefuckever they are calling it tree this weekend... Not really much of a tree. Cute little trains and villages set up around the base.
Each state was represented with its own smaller tree around the perimeter of the area. Had decorations made by ARC kids and the like.
Because of some bandstand/stage shit they had set up, you could only get to see about half the state trees. All the rest were blocked off. Could eve remotely get near them, anywheres from 20 to 80 feet away. I dont even know if some states were missing, you werent allowed over there. Piss me off something big, cuz the state trees I wanted to see werent accessible.

Best. Carol. Ever.

Nearly Normal
2011-12-12, 19:03
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Nearly Normal
2011-12-12, 19:04
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Nearly Normal
2011-12-12, 19:07
I was looking at the nutcracker but flowers are mo betta.
Merry Christmas Hobos.

sheepdog
2011-12-12, 19:50
Merry Christmas NN and one and all.

sheepdog
2011-12-12, 19:53
They turned red It's a Christmas Miracle.

sheepdog
2011-12-12, 19:53
must be hallucinating.:bird:

Skidsteer
2011-12-12, 20:23
This seems to be the Christmas Carol thread so I'll post my all time favorite-O Holy Night.

This is my favorite performance of it as well. David Phelps singing. Stick with it. Starts slow and then Wow!

I hope you all have a Blessed Christmas.

8Y9yaQzGUvA

dixicritter
2011-12-12, 22:34
This seems to be the Christmas Carol thread so I'll post my all time favorite-O Holy Night.

This is my favorite performance of it as well. David Phelps singing. Stick with it. Starts slow and then Wow!

I hope you all have a Blessed Christmas.

8Y9yaQzGUvA

That was beautiful!!!

sheepdog
2011-12-18, 09:50
http://youtu.be/sJi41RWaTCs
sJi41RWaTCs

this one gets to me