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Austin
2012-08-21, 10:19
..........

Hog On Ice
2012-08-21, 10:21
posted in the wrong forum huh?

Superman
2012-08-21, 10:34
posted in the wrong forum huh?

He could have bewen a superhero if he'd posted it in the right forum?

Hog On Ice
2012-08-21, 10:43
only if he dresses up in spandex

Superman
2012-08-21, 10:45
only if he dresses up in spandex

Is the cape optional?

Hog On Ice
2012-08-21, 10:56
yeah but he needs to have a really big codpiece

Cuffs
2012-08-21, 11:36
4281

firemedic
2012-08-21, 14:50
But I decided to lay in my hammock instead, with a reallllllllllly large bottomless adult beverage.



Just sayin

D'Artagnan
2012-08-21, 16:37
...I'm afraid of heights.

MonkeyBoy
2012-08-21, 16:41
http://monkeylogic.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Superhero-Monkey2.jpg

Hog On Ice
2012-08-21, 16:54
just a little problem with dwarfism huh?

gungho
2012-08-22, 10:29
I would've had to give up beer

john pickett
2012-08-22, 10:32
Born on the wrong planet.

chumpchange
2012-08-22, 11:04
i chose to be a regular hero. less responsibility.

JDBaughman
2012-08-22, 13:41
That chimpanzee can rip your limbs off! Now if only I could get him and Justin Bieber in the same room together.... Hrmmmm...


Then the chimp would truly be my super hero


I <3 (. Y .)

Rockhound
2012-08-22, 19:42
"But then I got high. But then I got high. But then I got high."
Nope I'm not dead. Carry on

Big Mac
2012-08-22, 19:50
"But then I got high. But then I got high. But then I got high."
Nope I'm not dead. Carry on

Lol - drive-by post.


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Superman
2012-08-22, 19:51
"But then I got high. But then I got high. But then I got high."
Nope I'm not dead. Carry on

Holy crap, I thought you were doing time. What are you doing these days....besides drugs?

Rockhound
2012-08-22, 20:14
Protesting the Dept. of "Justice" who, the week before last said, "There is no viable basis for the criminal prosecution of Goldman Sachs or its employees" despite mountains of evidence that they defrauded investors and we have the 1933 securities act that, "prohibits deceit, manipulation and other fraud in the sale of securities" that is supposed to protect us. Yep, the D.O.J. has become nothing more than an auction house selling the U.S.A. off to the highest bidder. This is all I will say on the matter lest I get too political.

Two Speed
2012-08-22, 20:29
Oh, I think you shot right past that barrier, but good on ya. Yell if you need bail.

Superman
2012-08-22, 20:46
Protesting the Dept. of "Justice" who, the week before last said, "There is no viable basis for the criminal prosecution of Goldman Sachs or its employees" despite mountains of evidence that they defrauded investors and we have the 1933 securities act that, "prohibits deceit, manipulation and other fraud in the sale of securities" that is supposed to protect us. Yep, the D.O.J. has become nothing more than an auction house selling the U.S.A. off to the highest bidder. This is all I will say on the matter lest I get too political.

Are you camping on the DOJ steps or commuting to protest from the commune? Does the federal government pay you folks to protest...if not...who does? You folks still have to eat...right?

Big Mac
2012-08-22, 20:55
Damn, Two Speed with a drive-by too. What's next? Warraghy?

Hello?

Rockhound
2012-08-22, 21:07
No superman. Nobody is paying me to be here. I am doing it because it is right. I do make several thousand each year that I am very frugal with. When in D.C. I stay at a house for activists and I also volunteer at the Whitehouse peace vigil frequently. I did spend a week early this month at an intentional community (hippie commune) and will probably be returning there later this year. Yep people living together, sharing resources and labor, growing their own food, providing their own energy. I know, I know people caring about their planet and fellow human beings is a ridiculous concept. I should just concentrate on watching TV and buying shit while making some corporate execs rich while I struggle to make enough to pay rent, electric, cable, car bills, insurance, taxes, maintenance, gas, phone......but I finally woke up.

gungho
2012-08-22, 21:10
I could have been a super hero but I feel in a black hole and when I came too all I craved was licorice

rcli4
2012-08-22, 21:12
Protesting the Dept. of "Justice" who, the week before last said, "There is no viable basis for the criminal prosecution of Goldman Sachs or its employees" despite mountains of evidence that they defrauded investors and we have the 1933 securities act that, "prohibits deceit, manipulation and other fraud in the sale of securities" that is supposed to protect us. Yep, the D.O.J. has become nothing more than an auction house selling the U.S.A. off to the highest bidder. This is all I will say on the matter lest I get too political.

Rocky, how bout comin down to Florida and protesting the sons a bitches that raised my taxes. My goddamned neighbor got some Obama money and resided his house. The tax man come and raised everybodies taxes. Help a brother out man. Make you a deal, you protest and get my taxes lowered I'll buy you a four finger bag....

Superman
2012-08-22, 21:16
I could have been a super hero but I feel in a black hole and when I came too all I craved was licorice

Licorice is nice. I like the black licorice...unless that's politically incorrect and then I like the red.

sheepdog
2012-08-22, 22:22
No superman. Nobody is paying me to be here. I am doing it because it is right. I do make several thousand each year that I am very frugal with. When in D.C. I stay at a house for activists and I also volunteer at the Whitehouse peace vigil frequently. I did spend a week early this month at an intentional community (hippie commune) and will probably be returning there later this year. Yep people living together, sharing resources and labor, growing their own food, providing their own energy. I know, I know people caring about their planet and fellow human beings is a ridiculous concept. I should just concentrate on watching TV and buying shit while making some corporate execs rich while I struggle to make enough to pay rent, electric, cable, car bills, insurance, taxes, maintenance, gas, phone......but I finally woke up.
:boring:
http://youtu.be/Z1Q7cP3ij5g
Z1Q7cP3ij5g

Roots
2012-08-22, 23:31
I am liberal hear me roar....

Roots
2012-08-23, 01:59
I am liberal hear me roar....

Uummm... Let me explain ... I did not mean me.. I meant Rockhoubd !

Kanga
2012-08-23, 08:52
that was a completely unnecessary clarification..

Roots
2012-08-23, 08:54
that was a completely unnecessary clarification..

I was hoping like hell it was...

Kanga
2012-08-23, 09:01
lol out loud!

Superman
2012-08-23, 09:07
Based on my experience with those people it's more of a any excuse to do drugs, hang out and not be productive. It doesn't sound like it has much of a retirement package...unless at a certain age you opt for long term incarceration.:angel:

Roots
2012-08-23, 09:16
3 squares a day...

sheepdog
2012-08-23, 09:46
3 squares a day...

and lots of sex...

MonkeyBoy
2012-08-23, 11:52
Free gym membership

Roots
2012-08-23, 14:22
Shanks...

chumpchange
2012-08-23, 16:17
no pesky jehovah witnesses.

Superman
2012-08-23, 16:35
and lots of sex...

They see it as just meeting new and interesting people.

Superman
2012-08-23, 16:37
3 squares a day...

That's got to be an improvement over all that bean curd soy wild rice shit they eat.

Superman
2012-08-23, 16:40
Free gym membership

I imagine it's like when you first get married and want to make love in every room in the house.

Superman
2012-08-23, 16:41
Shanks...

Good cutlery is important in a new home.

Superman
2012-08-23, 16:42
no pesky jehovah witnesses.

...and that makes it all worth while.

Roots
2012-08-23, 16:59
They have their own soap and slippers...

Superman
2012-08-23, 17:05
after a life time of being dirty and shoeless I'm not sure soap and slippers are a selling point.

chumpchange
2012-08-23, 17:11
minimal property upkeep.

firemedic
2012-08-23, 22:04
no pesky jehovah witnesses.

I solved that problem.
I answered the door naked, never saw them again.


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Skidsteer
2012-08-23, 22:16
That won't actually work in prison.

sheepdog
2012-08-23, 22:26
good point