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Bronson23
2012-10-16, 01:42
I have no more ideas about which type of steps should need to take, when i like to go at mountain's hiking...?
Is there any first aid box in my bag or not...?

Nearly Normal
2012-10-16, 02:00
Now that's funny.

sheepdog
2012-10-16, 06:19
that's not charles bronson.

Lone Wolf
2012-10-16, 08:19
I have no more ideas about which type of steps should need to take, when i like to go at mountain's hiking...?
Is there any first aid box in my bag or not...?

fuckin' gun is what ya need!

Superman
2012-10-16, 08:24
You need a sword....for slaying dragons.

kentonlsl
2012-11-04, 07:43
Hi people I'm a moron that doesn't know this is a hiking website.

Skidsteer
2012-11-04, 09:29
What type of shoes was she wearing?

john pickett
2012-11-04, 10:19
Did she like eggs? And what was her inseam?

Superman
2012-11-04, 16:53
What's hiking?

Crikey
2012-11-05, 16:27
Hi all -

Newbie here. Just wondering, does hiking involve walking in any way? And what is this pack thing? Will my hair dryer work in the shelter if there's no outlet? Can I bring my unleashed gun? Don't get me started on my dog!

Anyway, this site is great! I'm really happy I found it.

Do I need a trail name?

rcli4
2012-11-05, 16:51
Hi all -

Newbie here. Just wondering, does hiking involve walking in any way? And what is this pack thing? Will my hair dryer work in the shelter if there's no outlet? Can I bring my unleashed gun? Don't get me started on my dog!

Anyway, this site is great! I'm really happy I found it.


Do I need a trail name?

Hiking on this site requires no hiking. Most folks just talk about the hike they are gonna do or the hike they did 10 years ago. Your hair dryer will work in most shelters. If you find one that doesn't have a working outlet please report to Warren Doyle. You can bring your unleashed gun as long as it is no longer the 7 inches. If it is longer then 10 inches you must have a seperate permit. Please don't start on your dog, it is just as illegal to "start" on your dog while on the trail as it is in town. We are glad you found this site to. Refer all further questions to Lone Wolfe.

MonkeyBoy
2012-11-05, 17:18
Should I filter my water?

And what's a good way to check the inseam on my hiking pants?

Hog On Ice
2012-11-05, 17:33
filter or not is a don't care - you are going to die anyways

Superman
2012-11-05, 18:04
Dog lover- JOKE OF THE DAY!

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed
to look after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and
moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in
obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs
mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it
was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then
call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his
erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me," he replied.