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generoll
2013-03-10, 15:53
went to the island this weekend to try and clear a couple of tent sites. Suzy had posted a picture of a log carved into a couch on FB and I thought that would be a good idea for the fire circle. I'd asked Kanga to bring an adze so we could try to shape a log. Skids found an excellent fallen oak log and I asked Kanga to let me see her adze.

my nose only bleeds now if I blow it too hard.

Superman
2013-03-10, 16:58
went to the island this weekend to try and clear a couple of tent sites. Suzy had posted a picture of a log carved into a couch on FB and I thought that would be a good idea for the fire circle. I'd asked Kanga to bring an adze so we could try to shape a log. Skids found an excellent fallen oak log and I asked Kanga to let me see her adze.

my nose only bleeds now if I blow it too hard.

LM adze O

sheepdog
2013-03-10, 19:14
hahahahahahahaha

Skidsteer
2013-03-10, 20:10
We didn't get much work done.

4792

Tin Man
2013-03-10, 20:43
We didn't get much work done.



as it should be

Superman
2013-03-10, 21:21
We didn't get much work done.

4792

You set your expectations too high.

john pickett
2013-03-10, 22:49
So, how do you stop a bloody nose? Pull the adze out?

Ray
2013-03-11, 08:18
My swinging hand tools (axes, fire rake, brush cutter) all get their handles wrapped with hockey stick tape for better control.

Could you get a good grip on Kanga's adze?

D'Artagnan
2013-03-11, 09:34
You just have to keep both hands on her adze at all times.

sheepdog
2013-03-11, 12:05
at least 8 seconds.

mudhead
2013-03-11, 18:41
A slippery adze is a happy adze.

Superman
2013-03-11, 20:24
Determinism

rcli4
2013-03-11, 20:31
I have told you folks a hundred times, sometimes Kanga scares me. If you are crazy enough to talk about her adz you deserve what you get.....

mudhead
2013-03-12, 17:46
Threatened you with a halligan eh?

DesertReprobate
2013-03-12, 18:58
Kanga shouldn't scare you. Unless you fuck with her dogs or any dogs or friends.

Superman
2013-03-12, 19:11
Threatened you with a halligan eh?

I actually have one of those.

Ray
2013-03-12, 21:44
In the last two weeks I've learned of the death of two friends by Facebook.

....no, that's not right....

I've learned that two of my friends died by Facebook in the last two weeks.

...that's not either...

By Facebook I've learned that two of my friends died .....

Oh, screw it. Y'all stay off Facebook. I ain't got all that many friends and I keep losing them over there.
...

rhjanes
2013-03-13, 10:49
Punctuation also matters.
Let’s eat Grandma!
Let’s eat, Grandma!

jrwiesz
2013-03-15, 14:28
What's the inseam?

Kanga
2013-03-15, 14:49
'Bout gator tail length.

MonkeyBoy
2013-03-15, 14:52
What's the inseam?

Ban Him!

Shun the Unbeliever!!!