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Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 20:42
It is what Mackenzie calls me Oljm.......OLD jem!. I don't think I've told you.....I'm getting out of hockey


So we should plan on more winter backpacking then? I still haven't used that new zero degree bag I snagged on clearance this spring.

Oljm
2013-09-27, 20:49
Lazarus has the Harriman walk planned, RS wants to go, HB, me, you, Another K......but yes that is my winter plan.....I also plan to ski again. I bet I haven't in at least 10 years.

Oljm
2013-09-27, 20:50
So we should plan on more winter backpacking then? I still haven't used that new zero degree bag I snagged on clearance this spring.

Hey wait a minute....didn't you just get hitched?

hikerboy
2013-09-27, 21:13
honeymoons over

Oljm
2013-09-27, 21:15
honeymoons over

Our young friend thinks he's going hiking more.

the milkman
2013-09-27, 21:17
honeymoons over

Don't tell me - she came in and took a shit while he was shaving.

Superman
2013-09-27, 21:20
Don't tell me - she came in and took a shit while he was shaving.

That's a barrier buster.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 21:21
Don't tell me - she came in and took a shit while he was shaving.

Don't know what you're talking about. She already married me, I haven't bothered to shave since.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 21:27
Also, we just bought a meat grinder for the kitchen-aid and she's grinding venison for a pasta and meat sauce right now, which is awesome.

the milkman
2013-09-27, 21:40
Sounds like you got a keeper there Elf. Happy for you and wish you both the best. Have you ever dehydrated that deer meat?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 21:49
Sounds like you got a keeper there Elf. Happy for you and wish you both the best. Have you ever dehydrated that deer meat?

Haven't bought a dehydrator yet, but I'm considering it.

Oljm
2013-09-27, 22:22
Haven't bought a dehydrator yet, but I'm considering it.

I keep saying the same thing....then i go buy the stuff done already

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 22:58
Lazarus has the Harriman walk planned, RS wants to go, HB, me, you, Another K......but yes that is my winter plan.....I also plan to ski again. I bet I haven't in at least 10 years.

What about that chef from North Kakalacky? Can we get him up here for a winter hike?

Rasty
2013-09-27, 23:00
What about that chef from North Kakalacky? Can we get him up here for a winter hike?

When? I might find time in January

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-28, 00:20
When? I might find time in January

Lazarus tossed out the idea of doing a three day meet up/hike in Harriman Park in early January. I don't think anything is set in stone.

Rasty
2013-09-28, 00:21
Lazarus tossed out the idea of doing a three day meet up/hike in Harriman Park in early January. I don't think anything is set in stone.

I'll watch the thread. There is a small chance I could go in January to New York.

john pickett
2013-09-28, 12:47
Wheee! Wheee! Warning! Will Robinson! Thread drift alert! Thread drift alert!

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 12:58
We're just getting started

Hog On Ice
2013-09-28, 13:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfQWnaWLDeQ

Rasty
2013-09-28, 13:35
Wheee! Wheee! Warning! Will Robinson! Thread drift alert! Thread drift alert!

I'm really good at that. I like to drift my own threads also.

http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?87345-Acceptable-Thread-Drift&highlight=

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-28, 13:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfQWnaWLDeQ

Next he will demonstrate how to properly stabilize a chauffeur's break caused by a backfire during hand cranking.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-28, 13:41
I'm really good at that. I like to drift my own threads also.

http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?87345-Acceptable-Thread-Drift&highlight=

Come on now, is cross-site thread drift really acceptable? :afraid:

Superman
2013-09-28, 13:55
Next he will demonstrate how to properly stabilize a chauffeur's break caused by a backfire during hand cranking.

We learned how to drive, start and work on a model T when we were kids. The kid that became my brother-in-law had one on his farm. Later on my dad had some kind of hand cranked car that he made into a snow plow for the door yard. It was an ugly thing with back to front White transmissions that gave it a creeper gear. Learning to retard the spark was often a hard learned lesson.

Rasty
2013-09-28, 14:04
Come on now, is cross-site thread drift really acceptable? :afraid:

I think it is

Oljm
2013-09-28, 14:46
We're just getting started

I told these guys about my new sticks, didn't I?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-28, 14:56
I told these guys about my new sticks, didn't I?

I believe so


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QbpGm13aQg&sns=em

Sargevining
2013-09-28, 16:07
In pursuit of Ultimate Cross Site Thread Drift, I present the following from Hammock Forums.

The thread discusses "How Do You Disappear In The Woods?". There ensued a discussion of various methods and materials that can be used to establish an off trail Stealth Camp. Such discussion logically leads to the mention of earth tones, site selection, and camoflage patterns.

Just a few minutes ago, this post was made (https://www.hammockforums.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1103199&postcount=46)


nyhiker50
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Hammock: Grand Trunk Double
Tarp: Standard Blue
Insulation: pad and sleep. bag
Suspension: Tree Huggers
Posts: 133

I think this thread is getting out of hand. We are not in a war zone. This is recreational enjoyment. We don't have the enemy looking for us. However, we are really talking about camping in areas away from other people and not being bothered in the woods.

Please note the name and location of the poster.

You may begin mocking in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,---

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 16:27
a year ago, brooklyn was indeed a war zone. far rockaway moreso, after superstorm sandy, there was massive looting and gunfire was pretty common for about 2 weeks.
i remember after 9/11 we had natl guardsman at every train station, they wore camoflage uniforms. i asked why when the camo made them stick out like a sore thumb

Rasty
2013-09-28, 16:35
a year ago, brooklyn was indeed a war zone. far rockaway moreso, after superstorm sandy, there was massive looting and gunfire was pretty common for about 2 weeks.
i remember after 9/11 we had natl guardsman at every train station, they wore camoflage uniforms. i asked why when the camo made them stick out like a sore thumb

All the tshirt shops were sold out of Statute of Liberty shirts that day.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-28, 17:01
In pursuit of Ultimate Cross Site Thread Drift, I present the following from Hammock Forums.

The thread discusses "How Do You Disappear In The Woods?". There ensued a discussion of various methods and materials that can be used to establish an off trail Stealth Camp. Such discussion logically leads to the mention of earth tones, site selection, and camoflage patterns.

Just a few minutes ago, this post was made (https://www.hammockforums.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1103199&postcount=46)





Please note the name and location of the poster.

You may begin mocking in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,---

I had thought that hammock forums had disappeared into the woods?

Rasty
2013-09-28, 17:06
I had thought that hammock forums had disappeared into the woods?

Just the mods

sheepdog
2013-09-28, 18:15
Just the mods

http://youtu.be/kd85Qim_Z6A
kd85Qim_Z6A

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 18:17
i liked julie.she was mod.

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 18:51
she still looks pretty good:

5290

Lone Wolf
2013-09-28, 19:12
she still looks pretty good:

5290

i'd hit it

Hog On Ice
2013-09-28, 19:18
yep - looks to be about your age LW

Lone Wolf
2013-09-28, 19:28
she's 13 years older than me. fuckin' plastic surgery does wonders

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 19:29
I was going to say she's a lot older than me but things seem to have evened out quite a bit over the past few years

Rasty
2013-09-28, 19:30
Who is the old lady?

Lone Wolf
2013-09-28, 19:31
Who is the old lady?

peggy lipton

Rasty
2013-09-28, 19:34
peggy lipton

I live such a sheltered life and never heard of her.

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 19:43
Shit you should have seen her back in the day ultimate hippie chick

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-28, 20:09
I live such a sheltered life and never heard of her.


Don't worry, I had to look her up also. Google images confirms that she was a hottie back in her day.

john pickett
2013-09-28, 20:16
"nyhiker50
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Brooklyn, NY"
I don't know anything about this guy, but I'll bet he don't know much about chili or salsa.
Never heard of Peggy Lipton, but I like her tea.

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 20:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug1AS3yyWtw#t=19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug1AS3yyWtw#t=19

hikerboy
2013-09-28, 20:32
5291

Bearpaw
2013-09-29, 20:56
honeymoons over


Don't tell me - she came in and took a shit while he was shaving.


That's a barrier buster.

You gotta be careful with that kinda thing.

LzBxh1qa7f0

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 09:47
Sure is nice to see a place where I guy can take a piss and talk about it.

I see that this place is attracting a lot of undesirables since I last looked in a long time ago.

Superman
2013-09-30, 09:51
Sure is nice to see a place where I guy can take a piss and talk about it.

I see that this place is attracting a lot of undesirables since I last looked in a long time ago.

Welcome...or welcome back.

hikerboy
2013-09-30, 09:58
Sure is nice to see a place where I guy can take a piss and talk about it.

I see that this place is attracting a lot of undesirables since I last looked in a long time ago.


how is your transition back to off trail life going, oz

Rasty
2013-09-30, 09:59
Sure is nice to see a place where I guy can take a piss and talk about it.

I see that this place is attracting a lot of undesirables since I last looked in a long time ago.

I've been described as undesirable at least twice this week.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-30, 10:00
yeah - you have to try harder to be a fucktard

hikerboy
2013-09-30, 10:03
never got any respect. when i was a kid i worked in a pet store, people would ask how big i would get.

when i played in the sandbox, the cats would keep covering me up.

(props to rodney)

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:06
Thanks Superman.
More welcome than welcome back.
If you look at my profile you'll see I joined here around the time that I joined Whiteblaze but I browsed a lot and never posted here.

Hikerboy I'm having a bit of trouble adjusting.
I am finding that despite what you may have expected I am missing trail life.
I think it is the loss of my "vagrancy" that I miss the most.
There is a great deal of freedom in being free to move on every day and be somewhere different every night.
The gypsies have it right maybe.

Rasty
2013-09-30, 10:06
yeah - you have to try harder to be a fucktard

Thank you? :rolleyes:

hikerboy
2013-09-30, 10:12
Thanks Superman.
More welcome than welcome back.
If you look at my profile you'll see I joined here around the time that I joined Whiteblaze but I browsed a lot and never posted here.

Hikerboy I'm having a bit of trouble adjusting.
I am finding that despite what you may have expected I am missing trail life.
I think it is the loss of my "vagrancy" that I miss the most.
There is a great deal of freedom in being free to move on every day and be somewhere different every night.
The gypsies have it right maybe.

yes a long distance hike definitely gives one a sense of total freedom that is difficult to replicate off trail.

Superman
2013-09-30, 10:12
Thanks Superman.
More welcome than welcome back.
If you look at my profile you'll see I joined here around the time that I joined Whiteblaze but I browsed a lot and never posted here.

Hikerboy I'm having a bit of trouble adjusting.
I am finding that despite what you may have expected I am missing trail life.
I think it is the loss of my "vagrancy" that I miss the most.
There is a great deal of freedom in being free to move on every day and be somewhere different every night.
The gypsies have it right maybe.

I think it's funny that you don't write with an accent.:angel:

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:14
I think it's funny that you don't write with an accent.:angel:
Strewth!
Dunno wot ewe meen!

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:16
Can't stay.
Still sleeping on hiker times.
Gone hiker midnight here.

Superman
2013-09-30, 10:18
Strewth!
Dunno wot ewe meen!

I always wanted to go to Australia but I'm not very good with foreign languages.:angel:

Rasty
2013-09-30, 10:19
I think it's funny that you don't write with an accent.:angel:

He does. His English is better then ours. Even when he's drunk.

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:20
I always wanted to go to Australia but I'm not very good with foreign languages.:angel:
It's alright.
The locals here can understand New England.
Now Georgia...............

Superman
2013-09-30, 10:20
He does. His English is better then ours. Even when he's drunk.

Foreigners do that....just to piss us off. Just sayin

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:21
He does. His English is better then ours. Even when he's drunk.
Can I explain that drunk is known as pissed here.
Could save me embarassment at a later date....

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:22
Foreigners do that....just to piss us off. Just sayin
What gets me is when the Germans have better English than I do!

Rasty
2013-09-30, 10:25
What gets me is when the Germans have better English than I do!

What gets me is sharing a room with two Germans who watch FOX news continuously for socialist giggles.

hikerboy
2013-09-30, 10:28
its not about the kilometers, its about the smilometers

jacko1956
2013-09-30, 10:28
Night all.

Superman
2013-09-30, 10:36
What gets me is when the Germans have better English than I do!

Germans are all about pissing everybody off. I was in Sweden and I watched a German couple piss off the local Swedes. I didn't even know that you could piss off a Swedish person.

john pickett
2013-09-30, 11:31
" it is the loss of my "vagrancy" that I miss the most."
Don't worry, we got vagrants here that haven't moved perceptibly since Noah was a boat-builder.

Superman
2013-09-30, 11:56
" it is the loss of my "vagrancy" that I miss the most."
Don't worry, we got vagrants here that haven't moved perceptibly since Noah was a boat-builder.

WHAT...you wouldn't even let them watch "Breaking Bad?"

Sargevining
2013-09-30, 12:17
Germans are all about pissing everybody off. I was in Sweden and I watched a German couple piss off the local Swedes. I didn't even know that you could piss off a Swedish person.

I'm gonna try that. So far I've only pissed off my porch and Interstate bridges.

Roche
2013-09-30, 12:56
just to piss us off.


Can I explain that drunk is known as pissed here.


pissing everybody off. piss off the local Swedes. I didn't even know that you could piss


pissed off my porch and Interstate bridges.

Enough of this multi-cultural crap, speak American.

pissed off means your pissed because you're so pissed you piss on yourself which pissing off the foreigners as you piss off their bridges

Clear as piss now? Now piss off.

Rasty
2013-09-30, 13:14
I'm gonna try that. So far I've only pissed off my porch and Interstate bridges.

I bet it's less then amazing. Swedes are just going to wiggle to much to stand on and piss at the same time. At least wear shorts and go barefoot.

D'Artagnan
2013-09-30, 14:13
Enough of this multi-cultural crap, speak American.

pissed off means your pissed because you're so pissed you piss on yourself which pissing off the foreigners as you piss off their bridges

Clear as piss now? Now piss off.


I always heard it was better to be pissed off than pissed on. (Unless that's somebody's thing, of course.)

john pickett
2013-09-30, 20:37
"I always heard it was better to be pissed off than pissed on"
I heard some years ago about a guy arrested by the Park Service after he was found standing in the pit of a womens' latrine at a national park. he was watching women at their "sanitary functions" while wearing a poncho covered in "function"

sheepdog
2013-09-30, 20:38
"I always heard it was better to be pissed off than pissed on"
I heard some years ago about a guy arrested by the Park Service after he was found standing in the pit of a womens' latrine at a national park. he was watching women at their "sanitary functions" while wearing a poncho covered in "function"

Hey I was just looking for my watch.

Skidsteer
2013-09-30, 22:01
Damn. Just damn.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-30, 22:06
"I always heard it was better to be pissed off than pissed on"
I heard some years ago about a guy arrested by the Park Service after he was found standing in the pit of a womens' latrine at a national park. he was watching women at their "sanitary functions" while wearing a poncho covered in "function"

Maybe he was just hiding during a forced park closure. :bootyshak

Superman
2013-09-30, 22:07
Hey I was just looking for my watch.

OK you win the prize. Like 10 points for that gross shit.:angel:

D'Artagnan
2013-09-30, 22:17
I knew Ray took his work seriously, but damn...

john pickett
2013-10-01, 12:11
Now he has to explain how his watch wound up in the womans latrine. Was he winding it too vigorously?

Roche
2013-10-01, 12:13
And I bet it was a self winding watch.

Rasty
2013-10-01, 12:21
Now he has to explain how his watch wound up in the womans latrine. Was he winding it too vigorously?

Or one of those motion watches that wind by moving your hand.

saimyoji
2013-10-01, 13:32
And I bet it was a self winding watch.


Or one of those motion watches that wind by moving your hand.

or that

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:34
Sir! Yes Sir!
New Recruit Train Wreck reporting for duty!

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:35
Sir! Yes Sir!
New Recruit Train Wreck reporting for duty!

and hijacking Rasty's "New Guy" thread while I'm at it :)

cool breeze
2013-10-01, 13:35
Welcome, now fuck off.

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:37
Welcome, now fuck off.

Sri! Yes Sir!

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 13:39
Sri! Yes Sir!

hey!!! i know you!!!
now fuck off.

cool breeze
2013-10-01, 13:40
Have fun. It's crazy in here at times.

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:42
hey!!! i know you!!!
now fuck off.

Sir! I cannot start doing something I am already doing! Sir!

Oljm
2013-10-01, 13:45
Choo Choo, you thought we were crazy in the Cafe'.......................we can swear here!............oh..............Bitch!

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 13:45
Sir! Yes Sir!
New Recruit Train Wreck reporting for duty!


Oh...crap...

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:49
Oh, poo!

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:50
Choo Choo, you thought we were crazy in the Cafe'.......................we can swear here!............oh..............Bitch!

Can you fart too?

Oljm
2013-10-01, 13:52
Yes, but they are all SBDs

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:53
Yes, but they are all SBDs

Can you belch and scratch without getting a frownie face?

Crikey
2013-10-01, 13:54
booger

(now tell me who got fired for saying that)

Ray
2013-10-01, 13:55
I knew Ray took his work seriously, but damn...Being a dedicated professional I resent the insinuation.

We'd use wireless cameras.

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 13:57
booger

(now tell me who got fired for saying that)

Johnny Fever!

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 14:25
I've been described as undesirable at least twice this week.

Wow! struck out with the wife AND the girlfriend! :-D

Superman
2013-10-01, 14:26
Wow! struck out with the wife AND the girlfriend! :-D

LMAO, you're a funny guy.

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 14:36
LMAO, you're a funny guy.

Sir! Thank you Sir!

Crikey
2013-10-01, 15:09
Johnny Fever!

Sorry! No -

Dr. Johnny Fever

:aetsch:

Crikey
2013-10-01, 15:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKF8YxWWhI4&feature=player_detailpage

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 15:12
Sorry! No -

Dr. Johnny Fever

:aetsch:

ugh, one demerit :embarasse

Crikey
2013-10-01, 15:21
ugh, one demerit :embarasse

Tough room!

It's all good, baby!

Rasty
2013-10-01, 15:34
Wow! struck out with the wife AND the girlfriend! :-D

Not enough scuppernog in the world to have both a wife and girlfriend. One is more then enough.

Rasty
2013-10-01, 15:36
Welcome, now fuck off.

I have been wanting to tell train wreck that for 2 years!

Sargevining
2013-10-01, 15:39
Oh, poo!

No, pee.

Off the porch, or between the slats of your deck.

Do it now before you post anymore, and once every morning before you do from now on.

Its the rules.

And tradition.

Don't mess with tradition.

Oljm
2013-10-01, 15:42
No, pee.

Off the porch, or between the slats of your deck.

Do it now before you post anymore, and once every morning before you do from now on.

Its the rules.

And tradition.

Don't mess with tradition.

That Train Wreck.........he's got talent...............I have to work at it, between the slats!

Crikey
2013-10-01, 15:48
That Train Wreck.........he's got talent...............I have to work at it, between the slats!

For me, the slats would be a code violation.

Rasty
2013-10-01, 15:57
That Train Wreck.........he's got talent...............I have to work at it, between the slats!

Train Wrecks a She. Now that's talent

Oljm
2013-10-01, 16:01
Now you ruined it..................now everyone knows how talented she is!

Oljm
2013-10-01, 16:03
I'll bet neither your wife nor girl friend could do that.

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 16:09
Train Wrecks a She. Now that's talent

Dang it Rasty, you blew my cover (snatching off camouflage mask)
I'll never earn my Double Aught Spy badge now!
2 Demerits already and it's just my first day :frown:

Sargevining
2013-10-01, 16:15
Dang it Rasty, you blew my cover (snatching off camouflage mask)
I'll never earn my Double Aught Spy badge now!
2 Demerits already and it's just my first day :frown:

Heh heh heh
she said "snatching"
heh heh heh

Train Wreck
2013-10-01, 16:27
Cool! I see we went to the same high school! Thanks ClassMates!

5303
Heh heh heh
she said "snatching"
heh heh heh

Crikey
2013-10-01, 16:48
I'll bet neither your wife nor girl friend could do that.

I hiked with a couple of Canadian women in Africa that had no problem dropping trou and letting go. They had excellent aim.

Another Kevin
2013-10-01, 22:08
Hey Rasty, you're not the new guy any more. Because I am!

Hi, everyone.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 22:14
Hey Rasty, you're not the new guy any more. Because I am!

Hi, everyone.


. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Aright, maybe that was a bit much, but good to see you.

Superman
2013-10-01, 22:21
Hey Rasty, you're not the new guy any more. Because I am!

Hi, everyone.

Oh no....another Kevin. How many Kevin's are here now?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 22:23
Oh no....another Kevin. How many Kevin's are here now?


More importantly, what the heck is a Rasty?

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:23
Oh no....another Kevin. How many Kevin's are here now?
i think your confusing him with the other kevin

Superman
2013-10-01, 22:24
i think your confusing him with the other kevin

The other Kevin is on first.

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:25
it all comes back to bacon


5305

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 22:26
it all comes back to bacon


5305

That Bacon was rumored to regularly jog on the A.T. near Kent, CT.

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:26
That Bacon was rumored to regularly jog on the A.T. near Kent, CT.

has he met the attorney?

Another Kevin
2013-10-01, 22:26
Is there another Another Kevin? :hmmmm:

Superman
2013-10-01, 22:27
That Bacon was rumored to regularly jog on the A.T. near Kent, CT.

Yes, I've heard of bacon being on the trail many times.

Oljm
2013-10-01, 22:28
His kid played at The Gunnery. He would stand in the stands at center ice with sunglasses on watching the game!

Nearly Normal
2013-10-01, 22:32
Isn't there supposed to be a cloaking device engaged.
I'm confused who's new and whom aint or if dey from we side or dey side

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:32
Is there another Another Kevin? :hmmmm:

you;re thinking of the other kevin


5306

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 22:33
has he met the attorney?

Don't try and suck me into that argument. :aetsch:

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:33
Isn't there supposed to be a cloaking device engaged.
I'm confused who's new and whom aint or if dey from we side or dey side

you;re thinking of the other kevin

Superman
2013-10-01, 22:34
Isn't there supposed to be a cloaking device engaged.
I'm confused who's new and whom aint or if dey from we side or dey side

This is the green side....not the other side....no cloaking.

Another Kevin
2013-10-01, 22:35
you;re thinking of the other kevin5306

Hmm. Once, early in our relationship, my wife was cooking breakfast, with a nice dance tune playing on the radio. I put an arm around her and started dancing around the kitchen. With the package of bacon still in her hand. To this day, 23+ years later, she still occasionally calls me "Dances with Bacon."

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:36
Hmm. Once, early in our relationship, my wife was cooking breakfast, with a nice dance tune playing on the radio. I put an arm around her and started dancing around the kitchen. With the package of bacon still in her had. To this day, 23+ years later, she still occasionally calls me "Dances with Bacon."

it all comes back to bacon

Another Kevin
2013-10-01, 22:37
Isn't there supposed to be a cloaking device engaged.
I'm confused who's new and whom aint or if dey from we side or dey side

I'm new around here. There are sides? Which side has the best cookies?

Superman
2013-10-01, 22:38
Hmm. Once, early in our relationship, my wife was cooking breakfast, with a nice dance tune playing on the radio. I put an arm around her and started dancing around the kitchen. With the package of bacon still in her hand. To this day, 23+ years later, she still occasionally calls me "Dances with Bacon."

WOMEN NEVER FORGET. They start accumulating stuff from the very first day you meet them to blast at you during your divorce.

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:40
WOMEN NEVER FORGET. They start accumulating stuff from the very first day you meet them to blast at you during your divorce.

no they forget the good stuff

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 22:41
I'm new around here. There are sides? Which side has the best cookies?

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/MoreImages/PS_0986W_DARK_SIDE_COOKIES_PIC2.jpg

Rasty
2013-10-01, 22:42
More importantly, what the heck is a Rasty?

Look it up on urban dictionary

Rasty
2013-10-01, 22:44
Oh no....another Kevin. How many Kevin's are here now?

Must be at least two.

Superman
2013-10-01, 22:46
no they forget the good stuff

This is one of my truer stories. The very first hearing in my divorce my wife was at one table and I was at the other. The judge hadn't come in yet. She leaned over towards me and said "I never had and good time with you ever." I leaned back toward her and said "I faked every orgasm." The court room erupted in laughter...including my wife. That was the high point of my divorce. Then the judge walked in and it all went down hill from there.

Rasty
2013-10-01, 22:48
I wanted to tell all the original HQ crew thanks for being so welcoming to the new morons.

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 22:50
This is one of my truer stories. The very first hearing in my divorce my wife was at one table and I was at the other. The judge hadn't come in yet. She leaned over towards me and said "I never had and good time with you ever." I leaned back toward her and said "I faked every orgasm." The court room erupted in laughter...including my wife. That was the high point of my divorce. Then the judge walked in and it all went down hill from there.
love it.my ex was a bitch until last year when we became grandparents. i think she might have remembered the good stuff the night my daughter gave birth.shes been downright pleasant since then.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 22:58
I wanted to tell all the original HQ crew thanks for being so welcoming to the new morons.

Wait til they find out that We're doing it all wrong.

Oljm
2013-10-01, 23:01
Wait til they find out that We're doing it all wrong.

We were told that yesterday!

Superman
2013-10-01, 23:01
Wait til they find out that We're doing it all wrong.

They're just giving you enough rope so yall can hang yourselves.

Rasty
2013-10-01, 23:05
They're just giving you enough rope so yall can hang yourselves.

What's the best knot for that?

Superman
2013-10-01, 23:11
What's the best knot for that?

rasty definition. [ˈręsti]. mod. having to do with a harsh-looking young woman. (Collegiate.) : Who is that rasty dame I saw you with? Is that you?

Lugnut
2013-10-01, 23:13
Isn't there supposed to be a cloaking device engaged.
I'm confused who's new and whom aint or if dey from we side or dey side

This is they side.

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 23:14
rasty definition. [ˈręsti]. mod. having to do with a harsh-looking young woman. (Collegiate.) : Who is that rasty dame I saw you with? Is that you?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rasty

Rasty
2013-10-01, 23:15
rasty definition. [ˈręsti]. mod. having to do with a harsh-looking young woman. (Collegiate.) : Who is that rasty dame I saw you with? Is that you?

It's a blend of raunchy and nasty.

Superman
2013-10-01, 23:17
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rasty

So he's hitching to town after hiking for a week. A car stops and he tells the person "I'm Rasty." ....Then the car speeds off.

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 23:20
So he's hitching to town after hiking for a week. A car stops and he tells the person "I'm Rasty." ....Then the car speeds off.only the cars with the urban dictionary. the others are looking for the harsh-looking young woman

Rasty
2013-10-01, 23:24
So he's hitching to town after hiking for a week. A car stops and he tells the person "I'm Rasty." ....Then the car speeds off.


only the cars with the urban dictionary. the others are looking for the harsh-looking young woman

I hate both of you! :banghead:

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-01, 23:27
I hate both of you! :banghead:


Yes, but you love to hate them :goodnight:

Superman
2013-10-01, 23:27
I hate both of you! :banghead:

Ouch!

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 23:28
i hate haters

Superman
2013-10-01, 23:29
i hate haters

That guy really is....um...er...rasty.

Rasty
2013-10-01, 23:30
Yes, but you love to hate them :goodnight:


Ouch!


i hate haters

I do like hating

hikerboy
2013-10-01, 23:31
I do like hatingand thats your endearing quality

Superman
2013-10-01, 23:35
and thats your endearing quality

your endearing rasty quality

Rasty
2013-10-01, 23:36
your endearing rasty quality

That my name, don't wear it out!

Superman
2013-10-02, 00:22
That my name, don't wear it out!

It's a much better trail name than mine. Rasty is your trail name...right?

the milkman
2013-10-02, 00:28
Hmm. Once, early in our relationship, my wife was cooking breakfast, with a nice dance tune playing on the radio. I put an arm around her and started dancing around the kitchen. With the package of bacon still in her hand. To this day, 23+ years later, she still occasionally calls me "Dances with Bacon."

That's so romantic.

the milkman
2013-10-02, 00:38
I see we got a couple of more new "guys".

Superman
2013-10-02, 03:24
I see we got a couple of more new "guys".

and or girls.

Rasty
2013-10-02, 08:33
It's a much better trail name than mine. Rasty is your trail name...right?

I guess. I hike mostly solo or with my daughter. She calls me dad.

Superman
2013-10-02, 10:00
So Rasty isn't your first or last name? It's just what people on the internet call you?

Rasty
2013-10-02, 10:09
So Rasty isn't your first or last name? It's just what people on the internet call you?

It's a abreviated mix of my first and last name. Hikerboy and a few others started calling me that. I've always thought trail names we're silly.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 10:24
It's a abreviated mix of my first and last name. Hikerboy and a few others started calling me that. I've always thought trail names we're silly.

I believe that 'Coach Lou' asshole came up with that!

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-02, 10:40
I believe that 'Coach Lou' asshole came up with that!

You mean they guy with the 70lb pack that uses a WM -10degree bag year round? Dont pay him any mind. :aetsch:

Rasty
2013-10-02, 10:45
I believe that 'Coach Lou' asshole came up with that!

Probably as revenge for calling him couch instead of coach

Oljm
2013-10-02, 10:50
You mean they guy with the 70lb pack that uses a WM -10degree bag year round? Dont pay him any mind. :aetsch:


Probably as revenge for calling him couch instead of coach

That's the guy! Jarhead Mutha' Fucker!

john pickett
2013-10-02, 11:01
Who's on first?

john pickett
2013-10-02, 11:04
"It's a abreviated mix of my first and last name"
So your true name is Rankin Nasty?

john pickett
2013-10-02, 11:07
I like bacon, and eggs. Not so big on Kevin.

Rasty
2013-10-02, 11:37
"It's a abreviated mix of my first and last name"
So your true name is Rankin Nasty?

Robert Nastridium

Sargevining
2013-10-02, 11:40
OK.

Have any of the Kevins peed off the porch yet?

I'm getting tired of shakin the last few drops off before I post, only to find some noob has come in and posted before peeing off the porch.

Don't make me go all Sam Houston on you guys.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 11:42
Robert Nastridium

That sounds toxic.

Rasty
2013-10-02, 11:42
OK.

Have any of the Kevins peed off the porch yet?

I'm getting tired of shakin the last few drops off before I post, only to find some noob has come in and posted before peeing off the porch.

Don't make me go all Sam Houston on you guys.

Not my turn to watch Kevins peeing.

Superman
2013-10-02, 11:58
Robert Nastridium

OMG, you're one THE Nastridiums?

Superman
2013-10-02, 11:58
That's the guy! Jarhead Mutha' Fucker!

It sounds like you're using Jar Head as a term of insult?

Oljm
2013-10-02, 12:07
Not at all, Oljm & Coach Lou were laundry # 44 in Platoon 314 @ PI................. any other Leatherneck will tell you that is a term of endearment!

sheepdog
2013-10-02, 12:22
Wow that was a lot of reading to catch up. I might wait for the movie next time.

Crikey
2013-10-02, 12:48
Not at all, Oljm & Coach Lou were laundry # 44 in Platoon 314 @ PI................. any other Leatherneck will tell you that is a term of endearment!

I grew up near Jacksonville, NC, and for the locals, "jarhead" was an insult.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 12:50
Fellas , it's like the 'N' word......you can't call me one, but I can call the Wolf one!

Rasty
2013-10-02, 12:56
OMG, you're one THE Nastridiums?

Nope.........I lied to you.

Sargevining
2013-10-02, 13:32
So, Nostradamus.

Izzit gonna rain on my next hike?

This guy could come in handy.

john pickett
2013-10-02, 13:32
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2441450/Er-Wang-Dong-cave-China-huge-weather-system.html
Found a new place for the new guys to hike.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 13:57
I grew up near Jacksonville, NC, and for the locals, "jarhead" was an insult.

Just to make this alittle clearer. I was born at Camp Lejeune, on 4 July 1957, to an E-5, my father-in-law was a Marine in Viet-nam. I was a truck driver, E-4. I have 3 nephews, all grunts. 2 have already been to Afghanistan. One is in Korea.We are all mean green Jarhead Mutha' Fuckers......just sayin'

Crikey
2013-10-02, 14:02
Just to make this alittle clearer. I was born at Camp Lejeune, on 4 July 1957, to an E-5, my father-in-law was a Marine in Viet-nam. I was a truck driver, E-4. I have 3 nephews, all grunts. 2 have already been to Afghanistan. One is in Korea.We are all mean green Jarhead Mutha' Fuckers......just sayin'

I hope you didn't live in Tarawa Terrace. Bad water. And command knew about it.

Roche
2013-10-02, 14:06
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2441450/Er-Wang-Dong-cave-China-huge-weather-system.html
Found a new place for the new guys to hike.

Here is the headline from the link:

The cave so huge it has its own weather system: Explorers discover a lost world with thick cloud and fags trapped inside.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-02, 14:13
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2441450/Er-Wang-Dong-cave-China-huge-weather-system.html
Found a new place for the new guys to hike.

You're not getting rid of us that easily.

Superman
2013-10-02, 14:14
Just to make this alittle clearer. I was born at Camp Lejeune, on 4 July 1957, to an E-5, my father-in-law was a Marine in Viet-nam. I was a truck driver, E-4. I have 3 nephews, all grunts. 2 have already been to Afghanistan. One is in Korea.We are all mean green Jarhead Mutha' Fuckers......just sayin'

Nobody uses an M-1 any more.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 14:15
I hope you didn't live in Tarawa Terrace. Bad water. And command knew about it.

I did live in Hubert....I got my letter....i filled out my info booklet.....I have none of the mentioned issues. In '08' 9 of us had a reunion in Ohio, we all discussed the problem. One guy has come down with a neurological condition. We all decided we didn't have that much to worry about, all we drank then was beer!

Rasty
2013-10-02, 14:16
I hope you didn't live in Tarawa Terrace. Bad water. And command knew about it.

The whole place had bad water and command tried to blame it on a dry cleaning business outside the gate. Destroyed that families reputation and ruined them financially. I worked with one of the owners offspring for ten years.

Rasty
2013-10-02, 14:16
So, Nostradamus.

Izzit gonna rain on my next hike?

This guy could come in handy.

Yes........

Oljm
2013-10-02, 14:19
Nobody uses an M-1 any more.

True enough..................it still is my favorite weapon.....................and I have one. and the 30. carbine. I have never fired an M-14 though. I understand that they still use the M-14 in competition. What did you use? M-14 or Matty Matel?

Crikey
2013-10-02, 14:23
So, Nostradamus.

Izzit gonna rain on my next hike?

This guy could come in handy.

There will be weather. That is gold, my friend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7OnW4XDck&feature=player_detailpage

Rasty
2013-10-02, 14:27
There will be weather. That is gold, my friend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7OnW4XDck&feature=player_detailpage

He didn't read the post right above where I clearly stated I lie.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-02, 14:37
True enough..................it still is my favorite weapon.....................and I have one. and the 30. carbine. I have never fired an M-14 though. I understand that they still use the M-14 in competition. What did you use? M-14 or Matty Matel?

The Garand is near and dear to my heart. My dad shot competiton with one back when I was kid ( I was about ten years old when I learned how to avoid Garand thumb) and i was lucky enough to get one of my own just before the prices skyrocketed.

Check this out as well, Cabelas just started offering new production PPU ammo made specifically for the Garand. As soon as my credit card recovers from getting married I'm picking up a case.

http://www.cabelas.com/product/PPU-M-Garand/1620230.uts

Superman
2013-10-02, 14:37
True enough..................it still is my favorite weapon.....................and I have one. and the 30. carbine. I have never fired an M-14 though. I understand that they still use the M-14 in competition. What did you use? M-14 or Matty Matel?

I used the M-14 in Operation Attleboro and I see in an old picture that I had it at Ben Suc. I remember that I was working out of the Phu Loi Base camp when they made me accept the M-16...brand new right out of the box. Mine was from the first issue. I know we had M-16s at Ap Gu because one of the things that came out was how good the men reacted in spite of their M-16s failing. The men immediately began stuffing magazines for the guys whose weapons didn't fail. We killed over 500 VC by firm body count 1 April 1967. How ever, I can't remember the date that I had to take the M-16.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 14:47
One of my grunt nephews was the SAW man....when he made Lance Cooley, they took it away and gave him the M-4. He doesn't like it. He says targets still move after being hit.

Superman
2013-10-02, 15:01
One of my grunt nephews was the SAW man....when he made Lance Cooley, they took it away and gave him the M-4. He doesn't like it. He says targets still move after being hit.

Well, the TONE has changed. We all had selector switches on both our M-14 and M-16s. We could put 20 rounds in an M-14 mag but only 18 in an M-16 mag. The springs in the mags weren't the right tension. Mean while the VC had 30 round mags...with 30 rounds in them. M-60s in the right hands could make all the difference. Gen Custer had 4 Gatling guns in his fort but didn't bring them because his TONE listed them as artillery pieces and they were going to travel light so they left them behind.

Big Mac
2013-10-02, 15:44
Fellas , it's like the 'N' word......you can't call me one, but I can call the Wolf one!

Why would you call Lone Wolf the N word?

Rasty
2013-10-02, 16:06
Why would you call Lone Wolf the N word?

Nefarious? I thought he was contrarian.

D'Artagnan
2013-10-02, 16:18
Saw today where Tom Clancy had passed.

Lone Wolf
2013-10-02, 16:23
Why would you call Lone Wolf the N word?

oh nigga pleeze!

Oljm
2013-10-02, 16:42
Semper Fi Devil Dog, you Leatherneck, Jarheaded, Sea going bell hop, Mean Green Mutha' Fuckin' Gyrene!

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-02, 17:09
Semper Fi Devil Dog, you Leatherneck, Jarheaded, Sea going bell hop, Mean Green Mutha' Fuckin' Gyrene!

You drinking at work again?

Oljm
2013-10-02, 17:17
More terms of endearment

Rasty
2013-10-02, 17:18
You drinking at work again?

Less then two glasses for me today.

Oljm
2013-10-02, 17:20
.and I never drink at work

hikerboy
2013-10-02, 17:21
.and I never drink at work

crystal meth?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-02, 17:24
.and I never drink at work

That's a shame, You don't know what you're missing.

Rasty
2013-10-02, 17:28
Saw today where Tom Clancy had passed.

Sad day indeed

Oljm
2013-10-02, 17:31
That's a shame, You don't know what you're missing.

Oh, but I do.............i was your age once.........................a long long time ago!

john pickett
2013-10-02, 18:00
"You're not getting rid of us that easily. "
Try, try again.

cool breeze
2013-10-02, 18:25
I might drink socialy, but I smoke crack like a mother fucker.

Superman
2013-10-02, 18:37
i might drink socialy, but i smoke crack like a mother fucker.

lmao

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-02, 19:16
I might drink socialy, but I smoke crack like a mother fucker.

How exactly does a motherfucker smoke crack anyway? Is it different from the methods used by your average crack aficionado?

Oljm
2013-10-02, 19:23
It's almost not a swear when you guys spell it like that!

Superman
2013-10-02, 22:14
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

the milkman
2013-10-02, 22:29
You know the difference between an alcoholic and a crack head - an alcoholic will steal your wallet and a crack head will steal it and help you look for it.

hikerboy
2013-10-02, 23:09
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.deep

Superman
2013-10-02, 23:12
deep

Women like it when I talk like that. Oh wait...here comes Daisy. shhhh!

the milkman
2013-10-02, 23:13
deep

That was pretty damn good. I give the guy credit.

Skidsteer
2013-10-02, 23:19
That was pretty damn good. I give the guy credit.

He's lived a long time so he's had lots of time to figure this stuff out.

sheepdog
2013-10-02, 23:30
I might drink socialy, but I smoke crack like a mother fucker.
ahahahahahahahahaha....snort

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.
You should sit on a mountain top and dispense wisdom.

Lugnut
2013-10-02, 23:52
Yeah, he's our elder sage.

Superman
2013-10-02, 23:59
ahahahahahahahahaha....snort

You should sit on a mountain top and dispense wisdom.

Was that a mountain top or a cell?:angel:

Superman
2013-10-02, 23:59
Yeah, he's our elder sage.

Don't you worry...you're still the sageiest.

Superman
2013-10-03, 00:01
He's lived a long time so he's had lots of time to figure this stuff out.

It's called learning by error. I haven't hit every pot hole in the road but I have hit most of them. Some I had to back up for.

Another Kevin
2013-10-03, 08:54
You should sit on a mountain top and dispense wisdom.

Sitting on a mountaintop sounds like fun. I like views.

But can I dispense random idiocy instead? Or rather - 10% deep wisdom and 90% random idiocy, and it's up to you to figure out which is which?

Rasty
2013-10-03, 08:57
Sitting on a mountaintop sounds like fun. I like views.

But can I dispense random idiocy instead? Or rather - 10% deep wisdom and 90% random idiocy, and it's up to you to figure out which is which?

Is this some kind of test?

Sargevining
2013-10-03, 11:34
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

Yah, that's pretty good.

Got anything about peeing off the porch?

Its kinda important.

hikerboy
2013-10-03, 11:43
Is this some kind of test?
d.)-none of the above

john pickett
2013-10-03, 12:08
"It's called learning by error. I haven't hit every pot hole in the road but I have hit most of them. Some I had to back out of."
Fixed it for you, Superman.

Superman
2013-10-03, 12:17
"It's called learning by error. I haven't hit every pot hole in the road but I have hit most of them. Some I had to back out of."
Fixed it for you, Superman.

tanks

Another Kevin
2013-10-03, 12:22
d.)-none of the above

d.) <-- is that a smiley for a one-eyed guy wearing a headlamp?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-04, 23:29
Slow night around here.

What, do y'all have social lives or something?

hikerboy
2013-10-04, 23:37
y'all?
are you from southern connecticut?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-04, 23:38
y'all?
are you from southern connecticut?

I spend too much time at the horse barn. The owner was born there and has lived there all his life. Nobody ever told him what State he was in.

Superman
2013-10-04, 23:45
Slow night around here.

What, do y'all have social lives or something?

LOL, yeah right.:hammock:

Oljm
2013-10-05, 00:55
I had 3 games tonite. 1 was a midget game (HS juniors & seniors)1 top team from CT and a Team from Chicago. Really great game. 1.5hr of sprints up and down the ice. 3 minor penalties on each team. Those games are the best, you work but they play and not too much bullshit.