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Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 01:14
I had 3 games tonite. 1 was a midget game (HS juniors & seniors)1 top team from CT and a Team from Chicago. Really great game. 1.5hr of sprints up and down the ice. 3 minor penalties on each team. Those games are the best, you work but they play and not too much bullshit.


Glad you had fun. I thought you said you werent refereeing regular season this year?

sheepdog
2013-10-05, 01:18
Slow night around here.

What, do y'all have social lives or something?

bunch of the regulars are at hobo island.

Oljm
2013-10-05, 01:24
Glad you had fun. I thought you said you werent refereeing regular season this year?

I was at Milford Ice Pavilion tonite. Yes I'm done. I have already resigned from the High school association. And my youth license runs out on 1 december....then I get to watch games, and winter hike, and ski, and chase Overload around the house. Maybe get my camper back on the road...........not have to put up with bullshit from little brats and parent coaches who can't skate and think that NHL rules apply to youth games!

Oljm
2013-10-05, 01:28
y'all?
are you from southern connecticut?

Where did he get that y'all shit.........you know we pronounce that.....yuz

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 02:09
bunch of the regulars are at hobo island.

Regulars? Haven't found anyone on this site yet who I could describe as "regular"

Superman
2013-10-05, 05:59
Regulars? Haven't found anyone on this site yet who I could describe as "regular"

I'm regular. Same time every day like clock work. ....oh....that's not what you meant.....never mind.:angel:

Bearpaw
2013-10-05, 08:02
bunch of the regulars are at hobo island.

Yeah, even ordered up some 85 degree weather to make the water just right. If the in-laws weren't coming in, I would be there. As it is, I'm taking my father to the local gun show to meet Ron Haven. Good times either way.

john pickett
2013-10-05, 09:57
Superman beat me to it. %^}

Kanga
2013-10-05, 10:05
y'all?
are you from southern connecticut?

he even spelled it right!

Rasty
2013-10-05, 10:31
he even spelled it right!

My dad is from Brooklyn so he says yous'all now that we live in North Carolina. 27 years in NC and that is the only southern he's picked up.

Kanga
2013-10-05, 10:35
does he "turn" the lights on?
is he ever "fixin" to do something?

Rasty
2013-10-05, 10:42
does he "turn" the lights on?
is he ever "fixin" to do something?

We turn lights on but don't fixin

Rasty
2013-10-05, 10:42
What does that make me?

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 11:04
What does that make me?

A cultural mutt

Rasty
2013-10-05, 11:08
A cultural mutt

Mutts are the smartest

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 11:10
Mutts are the smartest

Hard to housebreak though

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 11:12
They want to mark everything

Rasty
2013-10-05, 11:16
You have only listed good traits so far.

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 11:16
But I digress, I was fixin to say hello to Kanga.
Hi Kanga! Thanks for having us over.

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 11:20
You have only listed good traits so far.

They bark too much over the slightest thing

Rasty
2013-10-05, 11:34
They bark too much over the slightest thing

Only the girl mutts. :p

Kanga
2013-10-05, 11:36
What does that make me?

It means you're being assimilated slowly.

Kanga
2013-10-05, 11:37
But I digress, I was fixin to say hello to Kanga.
Hi Kanga! Thanks for having us over.

Hey, TW! Welcome to the dark side!

Kanga
2013-10-05, 11:37
Only the girl mutts. :p

We actually bite over heyah.

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 12:20
We actually bite over heyah.

I came prepared

5318

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 12:21
Dumb question of the day.
Is there a quick and easy way to make images larger while still in edit mode, before you post? All my pictures are showing up thumbnail size.

Kanga
2013-10-05, 13:11
I came prepared

5318

Wait. Aren't you a girl mutt?

Kanga
2013-10-05, 13:11
Dumb question of the day.
Is there a quick and easy way to make images larger while still in edit mode, before you post? All my pictures are showing up thumbnail size.

That is a monkey boy or tin man question. I am computer retarded, as are most of us.

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 13:29
Wait. Aren't you a girl mutt?

Yes.

But I figured with all the butt sniffing going on with the new pups in here, it might be prudent - just in case :-)

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 13:44
We actually bite over heyah.

That's okay, we're dog lovers.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jGNZhkED_As/UN8c0mBqi2I/AAAAAAAAJKg/isZtqwQBDLo/s1600/caucasion+ovcharka.jpg

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 13:46
How did you get that photo to show up nice and large like that? I haven't figured out everything here yet.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 13:49
I didn't upload it, that's linked from the web page I stole it from (While I would love to own a Caucasian ovcharka, I don't)

If I upload something myself it becomes a thumbnail. Only suggestion I can give is to upload it to a different site and the link it.

Kanga
2013-10-05, 14:11
That's okay, we're dog lovers.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jGNZhkED_As/UN8c0mBqi2I/AAAAAAAAJKg/isZtqwQBDLo/s1600/caucasion+ovcharka.jpg

Oh! I like that dog!

Rasty
2013-10-05, 14:12
Oh! I like that dog!

Such a cute fluffy

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 14:27
That bite suit should be good to -20 degrees on the trail

Oljm
2013-10-05, 14:30
Doesn't look to UL to me!

Lugnut
2013-10-05, 14:35
If you wear it so it's not 'in' your pack then you are still UL. :albertein

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 14:36
Doesn't look to UL to me!

This is not the UL thread :aetsch:

Rasty
2013-10-05, 14:42
Gram weenies

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 14:43
This is not the UL thread :aetsch:

How do you know how much the read weighs?

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 14:49
UL bite suit, now on sale

5319

aka "unitard"

Rasty
2013-10-05, 14:53
I would use a different word

Sargevining
2013-10-05, 15:04
I didn't upload it, that's linked from the web page I stole it from (While I would love to own a Caucasian ovcharka, I don't)

If I upload something myself it becomes a thumbnail. Only suggestion I can give is to upload it to a different site and the link it.

Racist.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 15:07
Racist.

You're just showing your anti-elf bias.

Sargevining
2013-10-05, 15:50
Wassa matta? African ovcharka's not good enough for you, Cracker?

john pickett
2013-10-05, 16:42
Don't think I want an ovcharka. Damn he looks mean!

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 16:46
Don't think I want an ovcharka. Damn he looks mean!

Nah, they're adorable.

I also like that fence in the background.

http://www.moveoneinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/South-Russian-Ovcharka-Alex-Snow-Rose.jpg

(All ovcharka photos mercilessly stolen from the interweb. )

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-05, 16:46
Sorry, I have no idea how to resize photos in posts.

Train Wreck
2013-10-05, 16:53
Nah, they're adorable.

I also like that fence in the background.

http://www.moveoneinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/South-Russian-Ovcharka-Alex-Snow-Rose.jpg

(All ovcharka photos mercilessly stolen from the interweb. )

That's not a dog, that's a polar bear.

sheepdog
2013-10-05, 17:55
Nah, they're adorable.

I also like that fence in the background.

http://www.moveoneinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/South-Russian-Ovcharka-Alex-Snow-Rose.jpg

which one is you??

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-06, 00:11
which one is you??

I'm the guy way in the background that's posting photos found on google images. My dog is only 55lbs.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-06, 00:14
Doesn't look to UL to me!

I honestly had a conversation yesterday in which I convinced a guy to start carrying his Glock G23 instead of his usual G22 when hiking in order to save a quarter of a pound. He then proudly told me that he had found (I shit you not) Ultralight .40cal ammo.

jacko1956
2013-10-06, 03:55
I honestly had a conversation yesterday in which I convinced a guy to start carrying his Glock G23 instead of his usual G22 when hiking in order to save a quarter of a pound. He then proudly told me that he had found (I shit you not) Ultralight .40cal ammo.
Did you make it clear he should carry no more than bullets??

Superman
2013-10-06, 04:53
I honestly had a conversation yesterday in which I convinced a guy to start carrying his Glock G23 instead of his usual G22 when hiking in order to save a quarter of a pound. He then proudly told me that he had found (I shit you not) Ultralight .40cal ammo.

So he just carries the gun right? With the gun he can get everything else that he needs.

Superman
2013-10-06, 04:55
5321

sheepdog
2013-10-06, 13:53
So he just carries the gun right? With the gun he can get everything else that he needs.

excellent point

Superman
2013-10-06, 18:16
excellent point

I knew a woman who could get everything she wanted with something else.

sheepdog
2013-10-09, 02:47
my!! whatever could that be???:angel:

Train Wreck
2013-10-09, 10:38
a credit card

Sargevining
2013-10-09, 11:34
You can get more with a smile and a credit card than you can with just a smile?

shadowmoss
2013-10-09, 12:47
The true cost of getting anything with other than my own credit card was too high for me.

Austin
2013-10-10, 01:08
I came prepared

5318

OK, so... Bite me?

Austin
2013-10-10, 01:12
Nah, they're adorable.

I also like that fence in the background.

http://www.moveoneinc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/South-Russian-Ovcharka-Alex-Snow-Rose.jpg

(All ovcharka photos mercilessly stolen from the interweb. )

Do you think they are lovers?

Superman
2013-10-10, 04:41
The true cost of getting anything with other than my own credit card was too high for me.

Maybe you're focused on the wrong stuff. The important thing about having a guy is that you have someone else to drive the U-Haul.:angel:

sheepdog
2013-10-10, 09:33
a credit card

We had a credit card stolen last year. The thief charged so much less than my wife I didn't even report it missing.

sheepdog
2013-10-10, 09:34
Do you think they are lovers?
http://youtu.be/iQ9QvfnIJUk
iQ9QvfnIJUk

Crikey
2013-10-10, 10:06
http://youtu.be/iQ9QvfnIJUk
iQ9QvfnIJUk

Kenny Rogers is proof that men, and plastic surgery, are not meant to be.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2011/03/KennyRogers-cropped-proto-custom_31-thumb-350x204-17869.jpg

Superman
2013-10-10, 10:14
The aging process does not treat us all equally....and it can be damn ugly. Which one am I...one or two?

5335


5336

Superman
2013-10-10, 10:15
5337

Crikey
2013-10-10, 10:33
http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10006001-2.html

shadowmoss
2013-10-10, 10:53
Maybe you're focused on the wrong stuff. The important thing about having a guy is that you have someone else to drive the U-Haul.:angel:

I would rather drive the truck than listen to a guy talk about how awesome it is he can drive it instead of me, who obviously can't drive it because, duh, I'm not him, and BTW I'm supposed to cook for him and clean up after him and put up with making his life run smoothly never mind how it disrupts my own life because, duh, his life is so much more important than mine... I'll just drive the damn truck.

But I'm not bitter.

Superman
2013-10-10, 10:56
http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10006001-2.html

Are those pictures taken at the same close time period? It looks like they re-shaped his head. I wouldn't recognize him as he is in the older picture. On the other hand....I don't recognize the guy that looks back at me from my mirror.

Superman
2013-10-10, 11:02
I would rather drive the truck than listen to a guy talk about how awesome it is he can drive it instead of me, who obviously can't drive it because, duh, I'm not him, and BTW I'm supposed to cook for him and clean up after him and put up with making his life run smoothly never mind how it disrupts my own life because, duh, his life is so much more important than mine... I'll just drive the damn truck.

But I'm not bitter.

You forgot that you're supposed to laugh at his old, bull shit, sexist jokes...the pig. You forgot that you need to ignore it when he gets something on the side....the pig. You forgot how little you care if he's walking around with a woody....the pig. Men used to have a function when they could fix a car or mow the damn lawn...the useless pigs. I'll bet every woman on here can chime in with some of their own pet peeves about men.

Oljm
2013-10-10, 11:10
It won't go in a PM???? I'm sending you an E-mail!

Superman
2013-10-10, 11:16
It won't go in a PM???? I'm sending you an E-mail!

OK, I'm watching for it. .....ok, got it. WOW!

john pickett
2013-10-10, 11:50
http://hikinghq.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5336&d=1314102651&thumb=1
Superman, Is that you standing behind the two clown in front?

Oljm
2013-10-10, 11:53
OK, I'm watching for it. .....ok, got it. WOW!

Yea Huh?!

Superman
2013-10-10, 11:56
http://hikinghq.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5336&d=1314102651&thumb=1
Superman, Is that you standing behind the two clown in front?

Yes :angel:

sheepdog
2013-10-10, 12:16
I would rather drive the truck than listen to a guy talk about how awesome it is he can drive it instead of me, who obviously can't drive it because, duh, I'm not him, and BTW I'm supposed to cook for him and clean up after him and put up with making his life run smoothly never mind how it disrupts my own life because, duh, his life is so much more important than mine... I'll just drive the damn truck.

But I'm not bitter.
hahahahahaha......after my divorce I said I would never marry again; I would just wait 13 years, find some bitch I hated, and buy her a house. It goes away after a while.

Crikey
2013-10-10, 12:55
I'll just drive the damn truck.

But I'm not bitter.

The truck is your canoe.

shadowmoss
2013-10-10, 14:06
I'm not really running away from any relationships. It's more than none are really seeking me out and I am too busy to go looking. I'm so set in my ways now that I don't think anyone would really fit with my quirks either.

And, as I said, I'm not bitter... (been divorced since 1982)

D'Artagnan
2013-10-10, 14:37
I know there are happily married folks, but I'm happily single.

Superman
2013-10-10, 14:47
Since they did away with slavery, marriage was the only thing left.:angel:

Oljm
2013-10-10, 14:54
I my friends..........am on my third go'round........just hoping her kids move out before someone is institutionalized

Kanga
2013-10-10, 15:07
I'm not really running away from any relationships. It's more than none are really seeking me out and I am too busy to go looking. I'm so set in my ways now that I don't think anyone would really fit with my quirks either.

And, as I said, I'm not bitter... (been divorced since 1982)

other than the divorced part, you just described me perfectly.

Superman
2013-10-10, 15:09
I my friends..........am on my third go'round........just hoping her kids move out before someone is institutionalized

There's a place for three time losers. Sheep dog will splain it.

john pickett
2013-10-10, 15:17
Soon as his meds wear off. Till then he can't do more than stare.

Oljm
2013-10-10, 15:29
That's one of the institutions I'm trying to avoid

Superman
2013-10-10, 15:38
That's one of the institutions I'm trying to avoid

Divorce is tough but Daisy has simplified it. Our divorce will be over my dead body. Damn....love a woman with spunk. Wait...I think I missed something with the vacuum cleaner.

Oljm
2013-10-10, 15:42
Overload keeps reminding me of that verse.

Superman
2013-10-10, 15:46
Overload keeps reminding me of that verse.

I googled Overload. I tried to play it but I couldn't understand a word that was said.

Oljm
2013-10-10, 16:06
We call my current spouse 'Overload'..............her base 4 is about 46 lbs. We take 2 cars when we travel to the Cape.........................she packs 2....2..........2...................TWO headlamps! If she has empty space in her pack.....she HAS to fill it!

Superman
2013-10-10, 16:08
We call my current spouse 'Overload'..............her base 4 is about 46 lbs. We take 2 cars when we travel to the Cape.........................she packs 2....2..........2...................TWO headlamps! If she has empty space in her pack.....she HAS to fill it!

OH yeah....there's a lot of people like that...sort of.

Oljm
2013-10-10, 16:10
She's from Long Hill road, Guilford

Skidsteer
2013-10-10, 16:18
We call my current spouse 'Overload'..............her base 4 is about 46 lbs. We take 2 cars when we travel to the Cape.........................she packs 2....2..........2...................TWO headlamps! If she has empty space in her pack.....she HAS to fill it!

I thought it was a misprint and you meant "Overlord".

Superman
2013-10-10, 16:20
She's from Long Hill road, Guilford

OMG, My parents owned the Country Tavern back in the mid 50s. It was called the Wesmar then. Nick Mainetti was one of my friends when we were kids there and he married my sister. My ex came from by that lake at the top of Long Hill Rd. You're starting to scare me....have you been following me around my whole life?

Oljm
2013-10-10, 16:36
OMFG.....my father has tended bar at the CT for 15 years........................Him and his Girl Friend lived on New England road right up until she stabbed him in a drunken' rage. That's it....I'm calling my father about you right now!

john pickett
2013-10-10, 19:34
Starting to get good here.

Oljm
2013-10-10, 20:07
I left him a message!

Oljm
2013-10-10, 20:10
OMFG.....my father has tended bar at the CT for 15 years........................Him and his Girl Friend lived on New England road right up until she stabbed him in a drunken' rage. That's it....I'm calling my father about you right now!

And no, I've camped but never lived in NH. My dad would hunt in Enfield. Stayed in a cabin south of that monastery,???

Rasty
2013-10-10, 20:12
You guys could be long lost _______________?

Oljm
2013-10-10, 20:55
I just Googled Grafton, NH.........which has seemed familiar to me for the past month!

Kanga
2013-10-10, 21:37
Divorce is tough but Daisy has simplified it. Our divorce will be over my dead body. Damn....love a woman with spunk. Wait...I think I missed something with the vacuum cleaner.

And that, my darling, is why I have never married. I have better things to do than to spend time discarding of the body.

Ray
2013-10-10, 22:29
And that, my darling, is why I have never married. I have better things to do than to spend time discarding of the body.Look, I'm kind of in a time crunch here?

My punch line would be "... and many of us are relieved to hear that..." so if someone could fill in the rest of a smart-assed reply I'd really appreciate it and I'll do the same for you sometime.

D'Artagnan
2013-10-10, 22:31
I hear hogs do a nice job of disposal. You do live on a farm, don't you?

DesertReprobate
2013-10-10, 23:24
And that, my darling, is why I have never married. I have better things to do than to spend time discarding of the body.

With this crowd, and a few cases of beer, you'd have all the help you'd need digging a hole.

Another Kevin
2013-10-16, 18:20
Happily married 23 years and hoping to stay that way, so I'm ignoring half of what I'm hearing here and disagreeing with the other half. :)

Superman
2013-10-16, 19:56
I've been happily married for over one year...this time. 18.5 years last time. This time Daisy has assured me that I will be able to live in the barn when she gets tired of my never ending anecdotes. That's so much better than last time. I'm afraid to mention the canoe.

Rasty
2013-10-16, 20:19
20 years for me next month.

Big Mac
2013-10-16, 20:47
34 years in January, but not everyone is as easy to get along with as me.

chief
2013-10-16, 21:03
21 years since divorce. All's well that ends well!

dixicritter
2013-10-16, 21:32
25 years for Rock and I this past July. He just can't get rid of me. :wink:

sheepdog
2013-10-16, 21:56
25 years for me an the redhead.

Oljm
2013-10-16, 22:05
Third times the charm:bird:

Superman
2013-10-16, 22:09
Third times the charm:bird:

Just keep repeating "yes dear, yes dear, yes dear." Your canoe depends on it.:angel:

hikerboy
2013-10-16, 23:20
13 yrs married,18 years divorced.happy.

Crikey
2013-10-16, 23:53
22 years together, lived in sin most of it. Made it official a few years ago. Nice thing is, we both forgot the date this year and laughed.

john pickett
2013-10-17, 09:47
18 good years for me and my wife. 18 out of 39 isn't too bad, is it?

Oljm
2013-10-17, 09:56
Yesterday...six years ago, Overload told her X she was leaving. Yesterday, his new wife told him she was leaving. 16 October is not a good day for Markie. :(

Wonder
2013-10-17, 11:57
4 years and 20days....... Far out, dude

Train Wreck
2013-10-17, 15:33
Yesterday...six years ago, Overload told her X she was leaving. Yesterday, his new wife told him she was leaving. 16 October is not a good day for Markie. :(

yikes, no, definitely not a good date on the calendar :eek:

Crikey
2013-10-17, 15:42
yikes, no, definitely not a good date on the calendar :eek:

Unless he has house guests on the 15th.

D'Artagnan
2013-10-17, 15:59
4 years and 20days....... Far out, dude

420 Ha!

Crikey
2013-10-17, 16:21
If its 4:20 in a Dr.'s office do you still need a prescription?

D'Artagnan
2013-10-17, 16:32
Kinda depends on which state you're in.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-19, 08:17
Married for just over month. That included a week long honeymoon, two weeks back at work and then a week hiking with my buddy on the A.T.. Not a bad start.

Oljm
2013-10-19, 08:43
You better get it all in while you can...........before all those little elves show up!

Superman
2013-10-19, 08:45
Married for just over month. That included a week long honeymoon, two weeks back at work and then a week hiking with my buddy on the A.T.. Not a bad start.

Bud...you should still be making monkey love...not having buds with your bud. Just sayin.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-10-19, 10:07
You better get it all in while you can...........before all those little elves show up!

We're still practicing for now.


Bud...you should still be making monkey love...not having buds with your bud. Just sayin.

Never did make love to a monkey, was always afraid they might mistake it for a banana .:afraid:

Oljm
2013-10-19, 14:06
Practice makes perfect

Superman
2013-10-19, 14:17
We're still practicing for now.



Never did make love to a monkey, was always afraid they might mistake it for a banana .:afraid:

Are you anti-monkey?

Train Wreck
2013-10-19, 14:35
Married for just over month. That included a week long honeymoon, two weeks back at work and then a week hiking with my buddy on the A.T.. Not a bad start.

Congratulations Elf! I didn't know you'd tied the knot already! Wishing for many happy years ahead for you two!

Rasty
2013-10-19, 15:27
Are you anti-monkey?

Can you define anti-monkey?

Superman
2013-10-19, 15:47
Can you define anti-monkey?

Well, I guess that would mean that you have something to hold against monkeys.

john pickett
2013-10-19, 20:05
"Can you define anti-monkey?"
Isn't that an element? Oh, wait. Never mind.

Rasty
2013-10-19, 21:56
All monkeys or just certain monkeys is what I was getting at.

hikerboy
2013-10-19, 22:03
All monkeys or just certain monkeys is what I was getting at.

so you're selective

Superman
2013-10-19, 22:03
All monkeys or just certain monkeys is what I was getting at.

Good point. Does he have a general bias or is it specific to size or color of the money...maybe sex?

Tin Man
2013-10-19, 22:10
other than the divorced part, you just described me perfectly.

other than the married part, ditto

Tin Man
2013-10-19, 22:12
There's a place for three time losers. Sheep dog will splain it.

my uncle is on his third... it's been 32 years! turns out it is true that the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach, #3 is a gormet cook.

Tin Man
2013-10-19, 22:18
27 years, 28 next april, 29 over my dead body. my youngest turns 18 in june, at which time my lawyer says i am good to go...

Superman
2013-10-19, 22:25
my uncle is on his third... it's been 32 years! turns out it is true that the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach, #3 is a gormet cook.

Some of us are lucky if we get a sammich.

Tin Man
2013-10-19, 22:28
I'm not really running away from any relationships. It's more than none are really seeking me out and I am too busy to go looking. I'm so set in my ways now that I don't think anyone would really fit with my quirks either.

And, as I said, I'm not bitter... (been divorced since 1982)


other than the divorced part, you just described me perfectly.

hmmm, set in your ways? have quirks? fucking A, everybody does! finding someone with whom you can laugh at their quirks and laughs at yours is what makes for a happy couple. never give up on finding that combination.... and don't get fucking married... live free, laugh hard, tard ON!

Rasty
2013-10-20, 01:35
Good point. Does he have a general bias or is it specific to size or color of the money...maybe sex?

I dislike the monkeys with the bald pink asses more for some reason.

Superman
2013-10-20, 07:46
I dislike the monkeys with the bald pink asses more for some reason.

Do they remind you of a time when you had monkey butt....like some kind of Freudian thing?

Hog On Ice
2013-10-20, 08:57
I found the anti monkey:

http://pics1.ds-static.com/prodimg/226588/500.JPG

john pickett
2013-10-20, 10:09
"I dislike the monkeys with the bald pink asses more for some reason. "
Hey! I resemble that remark!
With apologies to "Babe" Horowitz; BKA "Curley" Howard.

john pickett
2013-10-20, 10:11
HOI, do they make a product for men as well?

Hog On Ice
2013-10-20, 10:35
of course they do

Superman
2013-10-20, 11:38
This thread took an unexpected turn into monkey butts. It's obviously depraved minds run amuck.

Roche
2013-10-20, 11:45
This thread took an unexpected turn into monkey butts.

New Guy / Monkey Butt , no thread drift.

Rasty
2013-10-20, 12:05
New Guy / Monkey Butt , no thread drift.

This thread has a purpose?

Superman
2013-10-20, 12:48
I like eggs.

Hog On Ice
2013-10-20, 12:49
This thread has a porpose?

if it does something is a bit fishy

Superman
2013-10-20, 12:57
if it does something is a bit fishy

This thread smells like monkey butt.....not that I would know what monkey butt smells like. Never mind

Superman
2013-10-20, 13:04
Monkey butt doesn't matter. Wearing a lead suit will cause a painful amount of monkey butt.
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/fukushima-new-leak-causes-truly-massive-radiation-spike_102013

Sargevining
2013-10-20, 15:01
All that really matters is this:

Did the monkey pee off the porch before you started posting about him (or her)?

Rasty
2013-10-20, 20:10
All that really matters is this:

Did the monkey pee off the porch before you started posting about him (or her)?

The monkey peed on the porch

Hog On Ice
2013-10-20, 20:11
right next to the burning paper bag

john pickett
2013-10-20, 22:13
Would wearing an ultralight lead suit cause monkey butt?
There's lots of people here who do ultralight.

Superman
2013-10-20, 22:25
Would wearing an ultralight lead suit cause monkey butt?
There's lots of people here who do ultralight.

Oh, this site was supposed to show the radiation that is headed this way. Thus the comment about wearing a lead suit.

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/fukus...n-spike_102013

john pickett
2013-10-21, 09:51
Maybe I'll just start hiking east.

Nearly Normal
2013-10-21, 23:28
Horse Piss

john pickett
2013-10-22, 12:02
"Horse Piss "
That's one of the things that grow deeper as I head east, don't think I need to tell you all the other thing.

Crikey
2013-10-22, 12:09
Horse Piss

http://www.simforums.com/forums/uploads/12417/horsehockey.jpg

Another Kevin
2013-10-23, 00:43
Horse hockey - is that like ice polo? (Which of course is the winter version of water polo?) I'm so confused.

john pickett
2013-10-23, 12:09
Boy, they broke the mold after Col. Potter. Doubt we see his likes again.

saimyoji
2013-10-23, 14:24
I liked Henry better.

Superman
2013-10-23, 15:10
I liked Henry better.

Jack Webb made the show. The facts maam, nothing but the facts.

Crikey
2013-10-23, 15:36
ok.....

Roche
2013-10-23, 16:10
I liked Henry better.


Jack Webb made the show. The facts maam, nothing but the facts.


ok.....

Dragnet, you young whippersnapper.

saimyoji
2013-10-23, 16:11
Jack Webb made the show. The facts maam, nothing but the facts.

MASH, not that other show.

Roche
2013-10-23, 16:15
LTC Henry Blake was played by McLean Stephenson.

Henry Morgan played Officer Bill Gannon and COL Sherman T Potter.

Crikey
2013-10-23, 16:16
Dragnet, you young whippersnapper.

Yep, that's why I just let it go...

I used to watch Dragnet on my dad's Zenith. This is why remotes are called "clickers":

http://www.pushclicktouch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/zenith300_top.jpg

Sargevining
2013-10-23, 16:30
They stopped making good military humor TV shows after they canceled SGT Bilko.

Superman
2013-10-23, 16:45
Yep, that's why I just let it go...

I used to watch Dragnet on my dad's Zenith. This is why remotes are called "clickers":

http://www.pushclicktouch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/zenith300_top.jpg

We used to have to actually walk all the way to the tv to turn the dial. Some times it meant adjusting the rabbit ears. Sales people say things like "doesn't it look so real". No, real tv had a snowy black and white picture.

Roche
2013-10-23, 16:50
We used to have to actually walk all the way to the tv to turn the dial.Back in the day remotes were the younger brothers.

Roche
2013-10-23, 16:54
They stopped making good military humor TV shows after they canceled SGT Bilko.Honorable mention to McHale's Navy.

Sargevining
2013-10-23, 18:23
Honorable mention to McHale's Navy.

That's the Navy. I was talking military. I'da gone along with F Troop.

Roche
2013-10-23, 18:42
My bad.

rcli4
2013-10-23, 19:40
That's the Navy. I was talking military. I'da gone along with F Troop.

Fuck you....

john pickett
2013-10-23, 19:48
"They stopped making good military humor TV shows after they canceled SGT Bilko"
You're forgetting McHales Navy, Sir!

john pickett
2013-10-23, 19:50
Sarge still thinks the Army is the military. Tell me Sarge, which branch is known as the Senior Service?

Superman
2013-10-23, 19:57
Fuck you....

What took you so long?

Tuckahoe
2013-10-23, 20:02
Damn. I read this thread. I want my hour back!

Superman
2013-10-23, 20:06
Damn. I read this thread. I want my hour back!

What were you thinking? Don't you have any paint you can watch dry?

Hog On Ice
2013-10-23, 20:10
tough watching the grass grow under the snow

Tuckahoe
2013-10-23, 20:11
What were you thinking? Don't you have any paint you can watch dry?

Sigh... no... they took the lead away.

Superman
2013-10-23, 20:25
Sigh... no... they took the lead away.

I saved the lead paint on my house....incase I have someone to feed it to. Bra ha ha ha!

Bearpaw
2013-10-23, 20:40
They stopped making good military humor TV shows after they canceled SGT Bilko.


Honorable mention to McHale's Navy.


That's the Navy. I was talking military. I'da gone along with F Troop.

Gomer Pyle, USMC. "Shazam! Shazam! Shazam!"

sheepdog
2013-10-23, 23:04
We used to have to actually walk all the way to the tv to turn the dial. Some times it meant adjusting the rabbit ears. Sales people say things like "doesn't it look so real". No, real tv had a snowy black and white picture.

My dad said it would be a cold day in hell, when he got too lazy to tell one of us kids, to change the channel.

Nearly Normal
2013-10-24, 10:27
Yep, that's why I just let it go...

I used to watch Dragnet on my dad's Zenith. This is why remotes are called "clickers":

http://www.pushclicktouch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/zenith300_top.jpg

and when the dog ran through the room with multiple tags on the collar the tv would change channels

Sargevining
2013-10-24, 14:01
I take it all back. It appears there's a new service comedy coming that promises to be hilarious (http://nypost.com/2013/10/23/obama-wants-marines-to-wear-girly-hats/).

Superman
2013-10-24, 15:54
I take it all back. It appears there's a new service comedy coming that promises to be hilarious (http://nypost.com/2013/10/23/obama-wants-marines-to-wear-girly-hats/).

You all probably know this but for some of the kids I'll re-tell it. The M-16 was approved for use in Vietnam in accordance with tests using a low carbon powder in the 5.56 round. There wasn't enough low carbon powder for the initial issue so a high carbon powder was substituted. Those of us who received the first issue of the M-16 also received the rounds that contained high carbon. It the manufacture, packaging, handling etc the high and low carbon powder rounds were randomly mixed. It had more to do with random chance as to whether your gun would jam than how you cleaned it. The claim was made that the troops didn't know how to clean their weapons....oh fucking bull shit! The Army accepted the M-16 without hesitation while the Marine brass said ...hold on there....we'll wait. The Marine balk exposed them to some hassle and horse shit....but they had the balls to wait. I have always respected that. If Marines are ordered to wear skirts they will follow their orders...but be prepared for when they use some creative Marine initiative when they do so.

Sargevining
2013-10-24, 16:06
You all probably know this but for some of the kids I'll re-tell it. The M-16 was approved for use in Vietnam in accordance with tests using a low carbon powder in the 5.56 round. There wasn't enough low carbon powder for the initial issue so a high carbon powder was substituted. Those of us who received the first issue of the M-16 also received the rounds that contained high carbon. It the manufacture, packaging, handling etc the high and low carbon powder rounds were randomly mixed. It had more to do with random chance as to whether your gun would jam than how you cleaned it. The claim was made that the troops didn't know how to clean their weapons....oh fucking bull shit! The Army accepted the M-16 without hesitation while the Marine brass said ...hold on there....we'll wait. The Marine balk exposed them to some hassle and horse shit....but they had the balls to wait. I have always respected that. If Marines are ordered to wear skirts they will follow their orders...but be prepared for when they use some creative Marine initiative when they do so.

I think those new covers are faaaaabulous!

Superman
2013-10-24, 16:11
I think those new covers a faaaaabulous!

Remember those gay baseball caps they made us wear until they invented the boony hat.

Sargevining
2013-10-24, 16:45
Yah, but it gave you a chance to go to the PX and get a cool one. I was in an aviation unit, so there were a lot of variations and customizations.

Here's a pic of me in Dec 1974:

5384

Superman
2013-10-24, 16:48
Yah, but it gave you a chance to go to the PX and get a cool one. I was in an aviation unit, so there were a lot of variations and customizations.

Here's a pic of me in Dec 1974:

5384

LMAO...look at those spit shined boots. I told the sgt that spit shined boots would never catch on.

Lugnut
2013-10-24, 17:12
Yah, but it gave you a chance to go to the PX and get a cool one. I was in an aviation unit, so there were a lot of variations and customizations.

Here's a pic of me in Dec 1974:

5384
Must have been next to the last day in.

Sargevining
2013-10-24, 17:22
LMAO...look at those spit shined boots. I told the sgt that spit shined boots would never catch on.

I remember all the Lifers at the time telling me what it was like "back in the brown boot Army". Today, whenever I meet some young troop, I tell them what it was like back in the black boot Army.

Superman
2013-10-24, 17:33
I remember all the Lifers at the time telling me what it was like "back in the brown boot Army". Today, whenever I meet some young troop, I tell them what it was like back in the black boot Army.

Armor was the last to give up the brown boots. I was preparing to go to jump school and had already bought a pair of jump boots. My orders for Vietnam came in first. I began my tour wearing those jump boots...come to find out jump boots don't last for shit in the jungle. I don't remember exactly how long they lasted but not much more than a month. I just remembered....something caused the heel on my right boot to come off and I had to keep putting it back on. The leather was cracking in a bunch of places. I had all I could do to finish the operation I was on to get a new pair ...of jungle boots.

Oljm
2013-10-24, 17:40
My nephew (active) was ISSUED corfram shoes, and what looks like suede desert boots. And all his bright work is coated with some crap.....never heard of dura-glit!!! But, it's all good, they are combat Marines, not on parade!

Roche
2013-10-24, 17:47
I had a pair of corframs back in the day and hated them. Great for inspection but they're sweat buckets.

Superman
2013-10-24, 17:48
My nephew (active) was ISSUED corfram shoes, and what looks like suede desert boots. And all his bright work is coated with some crap.....never heard of dura-glit!!! But, it's all good, they are combat Marines, not on parade!

I never shined a boot or polished a bit of brass all the time I was in Vietnam. We kind of laughed at the REMFs that did.

rcli4
2013-10-24, 22:18
Armor was the last to give up the brown boots. I was preparing to go to jump school and had already bought a pair of jump boots. My orders for Vietnam came in first. I began my tour wearing those jump boots...come to find out jump boots don't last for shit in the jungle. I don't remember exactly how long they lasted but not much more than a month. I just remembered....something caused the heel on my right boot to come off and I had to keep putting it back on. The leather was cracking in a bunch of places. I had all I could do to finish the operation I was on to get a new pair ...of jungle boots.
We wore boondockers. The Marine boondockers looked the same bit any sailor worth his salt could tell the difference at a glance. The soles were different. Navy boondockers had heat resistant soles. Try standing on a metal deck with a Marine pair, your feet would cook.

Superman
2013-10-25, 00:16
We wore boondockers. The Marine boondockers looked the same bit any sailor worth his salt could tell the difference at a glance. The soles were different. Navy boondockers had heat resistant soles. Try standing on a metal deck with a Marine pair, your feet would cook.

Did you wear them in the bush?

rcli4
2013-10-25, 04:52
No, we wore jungle boots with the steel inserts in the sole but if you spent much time on the deck of a PBR with them on your feet would cook.

Superman
2013-10-25, 07:50
No, we wore jungle boots with the steel inserts in the sole but if you spent much time on the deck of a PBR with them on your feet would cook.

I've never been on a PBR. I only made one river assault in one of those boats that has the front drop down. I'm thinking that when they planned that operation someone said "why don't we do something different." I hope the rest of them beat the fuck out of that guy when they read the after action report.