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Rasty
2013-09-20, 23:29
Can anyone hang out here? I've lurked and everyone seams laid back.

Lugnut
2013-09-20, 23:36
The place is crawling with degenerates and many of them are hangers. You may, or may not, fit in. :angel:

Rasty
2013-09-20, 23:38
I fit one of those disfunctional traits!

Crikey
2013-09-20, 23:39
Well, we fooled you. Too late now.

hikerboy
2013-09-20, 23:47
hey,who's the new guy?

Lugnut
2013-09-20, 23:48
You! He has three posts and you have two.

Rasty
2013-09-20, 23:49
I'm a ground dweller. No hammocks for me as I hike half solo and half with my daughter and having two set up isn't in the cards.

So that only shows that I'm possibly a degenerate or at least bent.

Rasty
2013-09-20, 23:51
Can we make fun of Lone Wolf yet? Or is there a post minimum before doing so?

Superman
2013-09-20, 23:53
Why...what ever do you mean...make fun of LW?

Rasty
2013-09-20, 23:55
Why...what ever do you mean...make fun of LW?

If I was to make fun, not that I'm currently doing so, I would start with the beard.

hikerboy
2013-09-20, 23:57
You! He has three posts and you have two.

so ive got some catching up to do.

hikerboy
2013-09-21, 00:05
i actually registered here a few weeks ago. i sectioned from springer to damascus this spring, and decided to attempt a thru hike next year. when i was down south seeing and hearing about the bmt, thought i might want to hike it . so next april ill start on the bmt and rejoin the at after the smokies and continue north from there.it'll also keep me out of the pack, let the herd thin out a bit by the time i get to davenport gap.
so i came here to get info on the bmt and i know this is the best place to find it.

Superman
2013-09-21, 00:07
Why...what ever do you mean...make fun of LW?

Oh...does LW have a beard?:angel:

Rasty
2013-09-21, 00:07
i actually registered here a few weeks ago. i sectioned from springer to damascus this spring, and decided to attempt a thru hike next year. when i was down south seeing and hearing about the bmt, thought i might want to hike it . so next april ill start on the bmt and rejoin the at after the smokies and continue north from there.it'll also keep me out of the pack, let the herd thin out a bit by the time i get to davenport gap.
so i came here to get info on the bmt and i know this is the best place to find it.

You'll probably get mugged on the Lakeshore trail.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-21, 00:08
Oh...does LW have a beard?:angel:

yeah but its not as long as mine now

Superman
2013-09-21, 00:12
yeah but its not as long as mine now

I thought he donated his to wigs are us?

Rasty
2013-09-21, 00:18
I thought he donated his to wigs are us?

How much do they go for? Do they brush the crumbs out or leave them in?

Rasty
2013-09-21, 00:20
Quick question - What is a fucktard?

Superman
2013-09-21, 00:23
Quick question - What is a fucktard?

If you'll look in the dictionary you'll see your picture under the word.:angel:

Lugnut
2013-09-21, 00:34
so ive got some catching up to do.

If you make fun of LW and get away with it you get extra points. Should be easy if you do it after 10 PM after he's had a few. :bird:

Lugnut
2013-09-21, 00:36
Can we make fun of Lone Wolf yet? Or is there a post minimum before doing so?

24 post minimum.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 00:36
If you'll look in the dictionary you'll see your picture under the word.:angel:

Excellent I'll do that. It must be something good then. I knew I was going to like this place.

Lugnut
2013-09-21, 00:41
Quick question - What is a fucktard?

This site is infested with them. NTTAWWT

Rasty
2013-09-21, 00:55
24 post minimum.

Damnation thats too high, who's got the time to count that high

Lugnut
2013-09-21, 01:02
It doesn't take long here. We hardly ever talk about hiking but yak about everything else. No gators in the pool.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 01:10
This is a hiking site? Oops, I thought it was mostly about recipes and such. I got a great gator jambalaya recipe. Wasn't too popular on another site.

Kanga
2013-09-21, 08:00
Then you should be fine here.

Tin Man
2013-09-21, 08:21
This is a hiking site? Oops, I thought it was mostly about recipes and such. I got a great gator jambalaya recipe. Wasn't too popular on another site.

Hike, don't hike, or just packsniff like me. What's a gator?

Rasty
2013-09-21, 09:01
Hike, don't hike, or just packsniff like me. What's a gator?

What's a packsniffer?

Superman
2013-09-21, 09:06
What's a packsniffer?

LMAO...if you have to ask then you may be one.:angel:

Rasty
2013-09-21, 09:15
LMAO...if you have to ask then you may be one.:angel:

I ain't no packsniffer. I know a couple. :rolleyes:

Superman
2013-09-21, 09:20
I ain't no packsniffer. I know a couple. :rolleyes:

Um...packsniffers are known to be sensitive about being called a packsniffer. Just sayin.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 09:28
Um...packsniffers are known to be sensitive about being called a packsniffer. Just sayin.

I know all about that. Some people get sensitive about lots of things. It's just posting on the internet. But it's not my fault they sniff packs, I'm trying to help them with the first recovery step.

sheepdog
2013-09-21, 09:31
y'all are hurting my feelings.

Superman
2013-09-21, 09:33
I know all about that. Some people get sensitive about lots of things. It's just posting on the internet. But it's not my fault they sniff packs, I'm trying to help them with the first recovery step.

I've noticed that packsniffers don't put anything in their profile. Why do you suppose that is.:angel:

Rasty
2013-09-21, 09:37
I've noticed that packsniffers don't put anything in their profile. Why do you suppose that is.:angel:

Tapatalk? Computer illiterate? Pure laziness?

Tin Man
2013-09-21, 09:46
Tapatalk? Computer illiterate? Pure laziness?

Just don't give a Damn works for me.

Superman
2013-09-21, 09:53
Just don't give a Damn works for me.

For a trail legend you seem a bit sensitive.

Roche
2013-09-21, 09:53
I've noticed that packsniffers don't put anything in their profile. Why do you suppose that is.:angel:Most likely from a PBS special - how to protect your pack from hikers.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-21, 10:02
Most likely a PBR special - how to protect your pack from drunk hikers.

minor corrections

Tin Man
2013-09-21, 10:17
For a trail legend you seem a bit sensitive.

I went to interwebs sensitivity anger mgmt class, given by LW. I don't give a rats Ass no mo.

Superman
2013-09-21, 10:21
I went to interwebs sensitivity anger mgmt class, given by LW. I don't give a rats Ass no mo.

...and you're a better person for it.

everybody be careful...he's getting sensitive....again:afraid:

Tin Man
2013-09-21, 10:25
Lmao

Lone Wolf
2013-09-21, 12:37
What's a packsniffer?

baltimore jack

Rasty
2013-09-21, 12:48
baltimore jack

I was thinking someone else entirely.

Law Dawg (ret)
2013-09-21, 13:06
What's a packsniffer?

Most here are panier sniffers to me...so obviously this crew will let anyone post.:bike:

Skidsteer
2013-09-21, 13:10
On here, pretty much anyone can post pretty much anything as long as they're not a little bitch about the responses.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 13:13
On here, pretty much anyone can post pretty much anything as long as they're not a little bitch about the responses.

Can one be a large bitch? :eek:

Hog On Ice
2013-09-21, 13:15
Most here are panty sniffers to me...so obviously this crew will let anyone post.:bike:

yeah right

Hog On Ice
2013-09-21, 13:16
Can one be a large bitch? :eek:

once

Skidsteer
2013-09-21, 13:16
Can one be a large bitch? :eek:

No. There are no Presidents here.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 13:23
No. There are no Presidents here.

Secretaries?

Superman
2013-09-21, 13:25
No. There are no Presidents here.

LMAO...but not in a political way.

Superman
2013-09-21, 13:29
Secretaries of State?

Um, I worked for one. Does that count?

Rasty
2013-09-21, 13:32
Um, I worked for one. Does that count?

I need to behave on my first full day here!

Superman
2013-09-21, 13:33
I need to behave on my first full day here!

That's a mistake. If you do that people will expect that all the time.

SGT Rock
2013-09-21, 13:35
Welcome

Rasty
2013-09-21, 13:37
Welcome

Thanks...looks like a great site for a numbskull like me.

dixicritter
2013-09-21, 13:37
On here, pretty much anyone can post pretty much anything as long as they're not a little bitch about the responses.

And No Spam! I'll delete it and Ban your ass forever!

Other than that....

Welcome to the funny farm Rasty and Hikerboy! Enjoy the insanity!

Rasty
2013-09-21, 13:39
And No Spam! I'll delete it and Ban your ass forever!

Other than that....

Welcome to the funny farm Rasty and Hikerboy! Enjoy the insanity!

So no Spam, Spam and Eggs?

Or Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam?

dixicritter
2013-09-21, 13:40
So no Spam, Spam and Eggs?

Or Spam, Spam, Eggs and Spam?

Yep you'll fit in nicely...:rolleyes::cheers:

Lugnut
2013-09-21, 14:22
I need to behave on my first full day here!

No need to behave. We only ask that you treat with respect our elderly hikers Weary and Superman. :angel:

hikerboy
2013-09-21, 14:24
And No Spam! I'll delete it and Ban your ass forever!

Other than that....

Welcome to the funny farm Rasty and Hikerboy! Enjoy the insanity!
i was a farmer in a previous life.
thank you.

Superman
2013-09-21, 14:46
No need to behave. We only ask that you treat with respect our elderly hikers Weary and Superman. :angel:

Oh crap...don't mention me with Weary. I'm not a narcissistic ass that built a trail. I'm not even as old as you.

Bearpaw
2013-09-21, 15:23
Can one be a large bitch? :eek:

Members of the RHP reserve the right to be super bitches whenever the mood strikes them. Respect that fact, and they'll usually be sweethearts.

Lugnut
2013-09-21, 16:19
Oh crap...don't mention me with Weary. I'm not a narcissistic ass that built a trail. I'm not even as old as you.

I'm going to follow my own advice and respect your opinion. :itsme:

Rasty
2013-09-21, 16:46
Members of the RHP reserve the right to be super bitches whenever the mood strikes them. Respect that fact, and they'll usually be sweethearts.

RHP is what?

Hog On Ice
2013-09-21, 16:52
"Red Headed Posse"

Bearpaw
2013-09-21, 17:01
RHP is what?


"Red Headed Posse"

The majority of ladies that frequent here are redheads. They're great. Just stay on their happy side.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 17:15
The majority of ladies that frequent here are redheads. They're great. Just stay on their happy side.

I've got a Ginger wife and two Ginger daughters at home.

Skidsteer
2013-09-21, 17:19
So you already know.

Superman
2013-09-21, 17:21
"Red Headed Posse"

No wonder I was getting into trouble. I spelled it slightly different.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 17:48
So you already know.

They barely allow me to live there

Superman
2013-09-21, 17:55
They barely allow me to live there

I lived with a female for 13 years that only let me live with her because I have thumbs.

Rasty
2013-09-21, 18:10
I lived with a female for 13 years that only let me live with her because I have thumbs.

Mine checks my life insurance premium before hiking trip, gives me a slight smile and says enjoy yourself.

Superman
2013-09-21, 18:13
Mine checks my life insurance premium before hiking trip, gives me a slight smile and says enjoy yourself.

I want people to cry at my funeral so I will die owing them all money.:angel:

Tin Man
2013-09-21, 20:00
Mine checks my life insurance premium before hiking trip, gives me a slight smile and says enjoy yourself.

after mine does that, she asks for an itinerary so she knows where to look for the body...

hikerboy
2013-09-21, 20:51
i cant relate im happily divorced. i was married for 13 years.
two of the happiest years of my life

sheepdog
2013-09-21, 20:59
I lived with a female for 13 years that only let me live with her because I have thumbs.

hiker chick??

Superman
2013-09-21, 21:03
hiker chick??

My dog Winter.:biggrin: She was such a bitch.:angel:

Hog On Ice
2013-09-21, 21:48
+1 for sheepdog

Rasty
2013-09-21, 23:05
after mine does that, she asks for an itinerary so she knows where to look for the body...

Only so she doesn't have to wait five years for the payout

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-22, 21:54
Can anyone hang out here? I've lurked and everyone seams laid back.

There goes the neighborhood...

sheepdog
2013-09-22, 21:55
zacktly

Rasty
2013-09-22, 21:55
There goes the neighborhood...

I like this place. These retards are just like me except with beards.

Are chicken ankles really what it's all about

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-22, 21:55
hey,who's the new guy?

Wait, you're here too?

Rasty
2013-09-22, 21:58
Wait, you're here too?

He follows me wherever I go. It's a little creepy.

hikerboy
2013-09-22, 22:06
He follows me wherever I go. It's a little creepy.
exactly my thought when i saw you in gatlinburg after you told me you were gonna keep hiking.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-22, 22:09
I like this place. These retards are just like me except with beards.

Are chicken ankles really what it's all about

I mostly lurk, but it seems that around here it's all about Eggs, inseams, and how long cheese lasts on the trail. I can also talk about guns without being berrated by a bunch of self important yuppies.

You should explain chicken ankles and add post some recipies, might do well around here.

Rasty
2013-09-22, 22:11
exactly my thought when i saw you in gatlinsburg after you told me you were gonna keep hiking.

Gatlinburg has fried chicken ankles. I tried and failed to cross the road at Newfound gap.

Superman
2013-09-22, 22:12
Yuppies are funny looking and ruin everything.

Rasty
2013-09-22, 22:12
I mostly lurk, but it seems that around here it's all about Eggs, inseams, and how long cheese lasts on the trail. I can also talk about guns without being berrated by a bunch of self important yuppies.

You should explain chicken ankles and add post some recipies, might do well around here.

Some stupid post about using chicken ankles in soup. Didn't realize it was my 1000th post.

sheepdog
2013-09-22, 23:36
Shouldn't this be the FNG thread??

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-23, 02:53
hey,who's the new guy?

It's worth mentioning that when I met Hikerboy, we hiked for about an hour and then we took a quick snack break, he reached into his bag, pulled out a pound of Pre-cooked bacon and proceeded to eat it like it was a bag of chips. That was the moment I knew that he was good people

Rasty
2013-09-23, 10:34
Shouldn't this be the FNG thread??

A proper welcome would be not remembering who we are and reintroducing yourself every day.

Sargevining
2013-09-23, 13:57
Seven freaking pages and the New Guy hasn't once told us whether he pees off his porch in the morning or not, and you guys are letting him post.

Or is that requirement just for Texans?

Rasty
2013-09-23, 14:20
Seven freaking pages and the New Guy hasn't once told us whether he pees off his porch in the morning or not, and you guys are letting him post.

Or is that requirement just for Texans?

Just Texans. Were civilized in North Carolina, we pee in a bucket.

Roche
2013-09-23, 14:22
Everyone knows Texans pee off the porch and that's just at church on Sunday.

Sargevining
2013-09-23, 14:33
/gettin a rope

Crikey
2013-09-23, 14:49
Everyone knows Texans pee off the porch and that's just at church on Sunday.

In NC, we got our hands full with snakes during church, no time for pissin'.

Wonder
2013-09-23, 14:52
Ha!!

Sargevining
2013-09-23, 15:01
In Texas, we pee on the snakes.

Crikey
2013-09-23, 16:42
In Texas, we pee on the snakes.

Better than the electric fence.

john pickett
2013-09-23, 21:42
Shockingly,I peed on an electric fence once.

Superman
2013-09-23, 21:48
Shockingly,I peed on an electric fence once.

That's something that even the most obtuse guy will do only once.

Ray
2013-09-23, 22:33
That's something that even the most obtuse guy will do only once.Hey now. They should put signs on them.

Superman
2013-09-24, 09:12
Hey now. They should put signs on them.

Oh what a show off you are. You are saying that you even read signs. I need pictures but I learn most things by trial and error.

Ray
2013-09-24, 09:26
Oh what a show off you are. You are saying that you even read signs. I need pictures but I learn most things by trial and error.No, I'm saying if there was a sign I would have peed on that instead of the fence.

Superman
2013-09-24, 09:29
No, I'm saying if there was a sign I would have peed on that instead of the fence.

Oh, then never mind my post.:hammock:

Crikey
2013-09-24, 09:36
No, I'm saying if there was a sign I would have peed on that instead of the fence.

http://www.funnysigns.net/files/dont-pee-on-wall-400x428.jpg

Superman
2013-09-24, 10:15
http://www.funnysigns.net/files/dont-pee-on-wall-400x428.jpg

What does that sign mean?

Rasty
2013-09-24, 10:25
What does that sign mean?

Neutering not allowed?

hikerboy
2013-09-24, 10:35
"Depends zone ahead."
Hey im getting old

Crikey
2013-09-24, 10:37
If you piss here we cut your balls off.

I've seen a couple of these in the French Quarter.

Superman
2013-09-24, 10:58
If you piss here we cut your balls off.

I've seen a couple of these in the French Quarter.

It seems a bit harsh....or is that just me?

God gave us the equipment so we could mark our territory. Inhibiting a guys peeing is against god's will. I'm pretty sure it's in the bible someplace.

hikerboy
2013-09-24, 10:59
are there privies in the french quarter? it would suck to wake up, hungover, with no balls.
also, what is the policy for the the other gender?

Wonder
2013-09-24, 11:21
are there privies in the french quarter? it would suck to wake up, hungover, with no balls.
also, what is the policy for the the other gender?

Who do you think put up the signs?

D'Artagnan
2013-09-24, 11:22
Who do you think put up the signs?

People with a decent sense of smell.

Cuffs
2013-09-24, 11:31
If you piss here we cut your balls off.

I've seen a couple of these in the French Quarter.

No you haven't.

Cuffs
2013-09-24, 11:31
are there privies in the french quarter? it would suck to wake up, hungover, with no balls.
also, what is the policy for the the other gender?

No. There are plenty of public restrooms. For both genders.

Cuffs
2013-09-24, 11:32
Who do you think put up the signs?

Hehehe!

Crikey
2013-09-24, 11:51
No you haven't.

My friend JC lived in the quarter across from the market. He had one.

sheepdog
2013-09-24, 12:14
another myth busted.

Sargevining
2013-09-24, 12:18
No. There are plenty of public restrooms. For both genders.

Haters.

The need to put some in for the other two genders----

or are we up more than that now?

hikerboy
2013-09-24, 12:20
Haters.

The need to put some in for the other two genders----

or are we up more than that now?
if you include livestock

Sargevining
2013-09-24, 12:46
What about the transmissions and the transmission wannabes?

D'Artagnan
2013-09-24, 14:14
They fixed that by putting a swinging door between the two bathrooms.

Ray
2013-09-24, 14:30
Obviously the sign means you're supposed to pee on video cameras, not the ground.

Sargevining
2013-09-24, 15:52
Dang.

Does that mean I need to put a video camera on my porch?

You guys don't beleive that I pee off my porch every morning before I post?

C'mon.

Who would make something like that up?

Cuffs
2013-09-24, 19:24
My friend JC lived in the quarter across from the market. He had one.

'The market?' Which one? He may have bought one and put it up, but it's not a city-installed option.

sheepdog
2013-09-24, 20:08
'The market?' Which one? He may have bought one and put it up, but it's not a city-installed option.

The city most likely does not make ball threats....:afraid::angel:

Rasty
2013-09-24, 20:10
Dang.

Does that mean I need to put a video camera on my porch?

You guys don't beleive that I pee off my porch every morning before I post?

C'mon.

Who would make something like that up?

Want a list?

Hog On Ice
2013-09-24, 20:16
oh the horror - pee sniffers????

sheepdog
2013-09-24, 22:52
+1 hoi

Crikey
2013-09-24, 23:42
'The market?' Which one? He may have bought one and put it up, but it's not a city-installed option.

French Market. The apartment was provided by his restaurant so I guess they put it up.

john pickett
2013-09-25, 12:53
" pee sniffers????" Some places call them Nurses. Jus' sayin'

Tin Man
2013-09-25, 12:55
" pee sniffers????" Some places call them Nurses. Jus' sayin'

the male nurse pee sniffer has left the building...

Lugnut
2013-09-25, 12:59
Now that's funny right there!

Sargevining
2013-09-25, 13:47
French Market. The apartment was provided by his restaurant so I guess they put it up.

French?

Then its a bluff.

Those cheese eating surrender monkies won't mess with anybody's balls unless its to wash them with expensive wine.

Crikey
2013-09-25, 13:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA&feature=player_detailpage

Roche
2013-09-25, 14:00
French Security Advisory System

1) Ignore
2) Deny
3) Beg
4) Capitulation
5) Collaboration

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 14:02
French battle cry:"I surrender."

Crikey
2013-09-25, 14:27
I always loved that the main weakness of the Maginot Line was not in the design, but in the assumption that the French troops would actually fight.

sheepdog
2013-09-25, 14:36
French battle cry:"I surrender."

I have a fine collection of French WWII rifles. Never fired only dropped once.

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 14:39
I have a fine collection of French WWII rifles. Never fired only dropped once.
heheheheheheh

Rasty
2013-09-25, 14:55
French?

Then its a bluff.

Those cheese eating surrender monkies won't mess with anybody's balls unless its to wash them with expensive wine.

We had to rescue their wine industry also. Without the USA they wouldn't have enough grapes to make a Monte Cristo sandwich.

rcli4
2013-09-25, 17:22
With out france we would all be speaking the queens english

Wonder
2013-09-25, 17:29
Very, very true

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 17:35
we'll always have Paris

Sargevining
2013-09-25, 17:53
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke

Rasty
2013-09-25, 18:00
100% thread drift achieved. Well done ding-dongs. :rolleyes:

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 18:04
100% thread drift achieved. Well done ding-dongs. :rolleyes:

actually, for a typical thread here, thats too fucking long.i see 100% thread drift here usually before the first page is done.

cool breeze
2013-09-25, 18:07
About three posts normaly.

Rasty
2013-09-25, 18:07
actually, for a typical thread here, thats too fucking long.i see 100% thread drift here usually before the first page is done.

Someone mistakenly undrifted.

Oljm
2013-09-25, 18:57
Hey, I'm new here. I haven't told you guys about my new sticks.....well OK they aren't new anymore. BD ergo corks with clip loc.....nice! I really like them. The only thing is they are red...I like green.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-25, 18:58
the only real question is whether they will work with an ASS

Oljm
2013-09-25, 18:59
Where are the smilies....I like smilies.....do I need another secret handshake for the smilies?

Oljm
2013-09-25, 19:00
They keep my ass from sliding, so I guess they work.

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 19:01
Yur a fuckin poho.you'll figure it out

Rasty
2013-09-25, 19:02
the only real question is whether they will work with an ASS

Why the hell would a mule need walking sticks? The ass has four legs.

Oljm
2013-09-25, 19:04
Man, now I'm going to have to learn how to swear on-line..........but never fear, I am a guinny bastard former fuckin' jarhead, so it will come right back to me.

Oljm
2013-09-25, 19:06
I would love to post that POHO pic, but I don't know how to photo shop our little girl friend out of it!

Sargevining
2013-09-25, 19:07
Where are the smilies....I like smilies.....do I need another secret handshake for the smilies?

You can do your handshake when you pee off your porch like the rest of us do.

Oljm
2013-09-25, 19:08
I don't have a porch, but shelters and fire towers are my favorite places to pee off of.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-25, 19:09
ASS - "A Simple Sling" chair - its what I am sitting on in my avatar - more info see http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?7264-A-Simple-Sling-chair

Oljm
2013-09-25, 19:10
You can do your handshake when you pee off your porch like the rest of us do.

As my dear old Dad has said many times....."no matter how much you jump and dance.....the last drop ends up in your pants" More words of wisdom from another fuckin' Jarhead!

Oljm
2013-09-25, 19:13
ASS - "A Simple Sling" chair - its what I am sitting on in my avatar - more info see http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?7264-A-Simple-Sling-chair

Thank You so much, see new guys can learn. Some how I thought 'The simple Sling" had something to do with another thread

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 19:13
ASS - "A Simple Sling" chair - its what I am sitting on in my avatar - more info see http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?7264-A-Simple-Sling-chair

that is so fuckin cool.

Sargevining
2013-09-25, 19:22
I don't have a porch, but shelters and fire towers are my favorite places to pee off of.

You're sposed to pee in the front yard at least before you can post.

Every Day.

Oh wait.

You're from Conneticutt.

Why the frik don't you have a porch?

I thought everybody in CT had a porch. And a poodle. And plaid shorts and too much sun screen when they go to the beach.

Roche
2013-09-25, 19:22
ASS - "A Simple Sling" chair - its what I am sitting on in my avatar - more info see http://hikinghq.net/forum/showthread.php?7264-A-Simple-Sling-chairCool is one thing, but these puppies are comfy. HOI is one of the clever ones around here, NTTIAWWT.

Lone Wolf
2013-09-25, 20:33
As my dear old Dad has said many times....."no matter how much you jump and dance.....the last drop ends up in your pants" More words of wisdom from another fuckin' Jarhead!

i get the post-40 dribble every time i piss

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 20:53
i get the post-40 dribble every time i piss

before or after?
or both?

Lone Wolf
2013-09-25, 20:56
before, durin' and after

Rasty
2013-09-25, 21:03
It's good to be young!

Oljm
2013-09-25, 21:06
You're sposed to pee in the front yard at least before you can post.

Every Day.

Oh wait.

You're from Conneticutt.

Why the frik don't you have a porch?

I thought everybody in CT had a porch. And a poodle. And plaid shorts and too much sun screen when they go to the beach.

No fuckin' Poodle.....the plaid knickers don't fit anymore........I don't need sunscreen........my blood is 30% olive oil....extra virgin. <<<smile goes there

and on the way home I realized, I got a deck!!!! I've pissed off of it maybe a half dozen times.......it's on the second story, so it's like pissin' off a fire Tower<<<<<'nother smiley

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 21:07
It's good to be young!

you aint so young.what about your fuckin knees?

Hog On Ice
2013-09-25, 21:13
No fuckin' Poodle.....the plaid knickers don't fit anymore........I don't need sunscreen........my blood is 30% olive oil....extra virgin. <<<smile goes there

and on the way home I realized, I got a deck!!!! I've pissed off of it maybe a half dozen times.......it's on the second story, so it's like pissin' off a fire Tower<<<<<'nother smiley

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Rasty
2013-09-25, 21:23
you aint so young.what about your fuckin knees?

Best shape of my entire life right now. Been doing some trail running. Quit smoking and gained about ten pounds.

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 21:24
Best shape of my entire life right now. Been doing some trail running. Quit smoking and gained about ten pounds.

what about your fuckin knees?you gonna keep up with this old man next year?

Oljm
2013-09-25, 21:26
:hmmmm::hmmmm:
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Thanks......HOI..........does the Ice have to do with hockey?

Rasty
2013-09-25, 21:35
what about your fuckin knees?you gonna keep up with this old man next year?

Knees feel great.

Ray
2013-09-25, 21:37
you aint so young.what about your fuckin knees?I hadn't thought about it until now but when asked for my age should I average in the age of my hip?

I guess it don't matter, even doing that I'm still old enough to drink.

But take Lone Wolf. (...please...) Since he died a couple times about 5 years ago but the hospital thought they could get more money out of him if they brought him back, shouldn't he have to change his birthday? If he did that then he'd be closer to Gypsy's age.

Superman
2013-09-25, 21:38
I hadn't thought about it until you wrote that, but when asked for my age should I average in the age of my hip?

I guess it don't matter, even doing that I'm still old enough to drink.

You don't look old to me.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-25, 21:43
:hmmmm::hmmmm:

Thanks......HOI..........does the Ice have to do with hockey?

not really - it has to do with stepping on an iced over rock I thought was only wet ...

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 21:45
Knees feel great.yeah, when was the last time you hiked?

sheepdog
2013-09-25, 21:46
i get the post-40 dribble every time i piss

I know a guy who had a surgeon implant a little piece of skin from his nose on the end of his dick. Now when he finishes peeing it goes;sniffffff and sucks in the last couple drops.

Oljm
2013-09-25, 21:46
Just to show you folks what Oljms made of....i just went upstairs, put a bagel in the toaster, went out on the deck......tried to aim thru the slats........back yard though!

hikerboy
2013-09-25, 21:46
I know a guy who had a surgeon implant a little piece of skin from his nose on the end of his dick. Now when he finishes peeing it goes;sniffffff and sucks in the last couple drops.

hate to see what happens when his nose runs

sheepdog
2013-09-25, 21:47
hahahahhaa

Oljm
2013-09-25, 21:48
not really - it has to do with stepping on an iced over rock I thought was only wet ...

Not a pretty sight, I'm sure!

Ray
2013-09-25, 21:51
You don't look old to me.Writing that line here is like throwing an underhand lob to Hank Aaron.

Rasty
2013-09-25, 21:54
yeah, when was the last time you hiked?

August in the Smokies, July in the Whites.

sheepdog
2013-09-25, 21:55
what about your fuckin knees?you gonna keep up with this old man next year?

Is that a pick up line??

Rasty
2013-09-25, 22:00
Too funny

Hog On Ice
2013-09-25, 22:02
probably needs a set of DBT kneepads

Superman
2013-09-25, 22:03
Writing that line here is like throwing an underhand lob to Hank Aaron.

...and yet they let it go. No problem they said I'll hit the next one. They never heard the rest of the story.... for mighty Casey did strike out.

Lugnut
2013-09-25, 22:50
You don't look old to me.

Hell, nobody looks old to you! :albertein

Superman
2013-09-25, 22:53
Hell, nobody looks old to you! :albertein

Ouch...the older geezer called me a geezer. I forget....am I the pot or the kettle?:banghead:

Cuffs
2013-09-25, 22:55
.it's on the second story, so it's like pissin' off a fire Tower<<<<<'nother smiley


Apparently you've never been in a real fire tower...

Lugnut
2013-09-25, 22:55
:star:

Oljm
2013-09-25, 23:11
:
Apparently you've never been in a real fire tower...

By 'real' you would mean something other than those tall little houses on top of a framework type support system that is higher than the surrounding trees , on top of the highest point around in a large area of a vast forrested area

john pickett
2013-09-26, 12:43
Never mind thread drift! This is like watching the tide run in and out in the Bay of Fundy!

Sargevining
2013-09-26, 12:50
Just to show you folks what Oljms made of....i just went upstairs, put a bagel in the toaster, went out on the deck......tried to aim thru the slats........back yard though!

Points for aiming through the slats. More if your aim is true.

Let's compromise, though, and call your deck a veranda.

I mean, we have an image to uphold here, and there's health issues. You BBQ on a deck for cryin out loud, so can't be peein off a deck. A veranda, well that's a different story.

A veranda is a high falutin porch, and high falutin is what Connetticutt is all about, right?

Might want to tell the property tax folks its still a deck though.

Elder
2013-09-26, 12:50
Hell, nobody looks old to you! :albertein

Yep. 1st thing to go is your eyesight, 2nd is...well damn,
bacon.
and Boobs!

Oljm
2013-09-26, 13:07
Points for aiming through the slats. More if your aim is true.

Let's compromise, though, and call your deck a veranda.

I mean, we have an image to uphold here, and there's health issues. You BBQ on a deck for cryin out loud, so can't be peein off a deck. A veranda, well that's a different story.

A veranda is a high falutin porch, and high falutin is what Connetticutt is all about, right?

Might want to tell the property tax folks its still a deck though.

OS does not have sewers........so I was aiming over the septic......................and at the other end of the grill area. Just to put a little check on my man card, I do the grillin'

Now I'm no architect, I think of stone floors when I think Veranda?? I don't know?............................................. ..........I rent.

Sargevining
2013-09-26, 13:35
Dude.

Work with me here.

Rasty
2013-09-26, 13:37
OS does not have sewers........so I was aiming over the septic......................and at the other end of the grill area. Just to put a little check on my man card, I do the grillin'

Now I'm no architect, I think of stone floors when I think Veranda?? I don't know?............................................. ..........I rent.

What about bricks?

Hog On Ice
2013-09-26, 13:42
they're great .... especially the gold ones

Superman
2013-09-26, 13:51
Points for aiming through the slats. More if your aim is true.

Let's compromise, though, and call your deck a veranda.

I mean, we have an image to uphold here, and there's health issues. You BBQ on a deck for cryin out loud, so can't be peein off a deck. A veranda, well that's a different story.

A veranda is a high falutin porch, and high falutin is what Connetticutt is all about, right?

Might want to tell the property tax folks its still a deck though.

He was clearly being controlled by ELF. CT is full of ELFs. Just sayin.

Oljm
2013-09-26, 14:01
He was clearly being controlled by ELF. CT is full of ELFs. Just sayin.

You guys know Dave?

Rasty
2013-09-26, 14:06
You guys know Dave?

Extreme Low Frequency

D'Artagnan
2013-09-26, 14:13
When I think of verandas, I think of mint juleps and rocking chairs.

Sargevining
2013-09-26, 14:35
You guys know Dave?

Dave's not here.

Roche
2013-09-26, 15:00
Dave's not here.No, I'm Dave. Come on man, open the door.

Crikey
2013-09-26, 15:08
I got the stuff. I think the cops saw me man.

Oljm
2013-09-26, 15:09
No, I'm Dave. Come on man, open the door.

Your script man, you don't look like Dave.

Rasty
2013-09-26, 15:10
When I think of verandas, I think of mint juleps and rocking chairs.

And Scarlet

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-26, 16:16
He was clearly being controlled by ELF. CT is full of ELFs. Just sayin.

So we're clear, there's a big difference between ELFs and Elves


Dave's not here.

A Dave is here, the Dave probably isn't.

hikerboy
2013-09-26, 16:29
who's dave?

Sargevining
2013-09-26, 16:33
He's not here.

hikerboy
2013-09-26, 16:38
where's dave?

Skidsteer
2013-09-26, 16:39
You know where elves came from?

Tolkien.

Before he wrote it that way in his books, the plural of elf was elfs.



Now THAT'S how you do thread drift.

hikerboy
2013-09-26, 16:41
i found dave



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwBmPiOmEGQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwBmPiOmEGQ

hikerboy
2013-09-26, 16:42
You know where elves came from?

Tolkien.

Before he wrote it that way in his books, the plural of elf was elfs.



Now THAT'S how you do thread drift.


tolkien was a linguist first, an author second.

Sargevining
2013-09-26, 16:47
tolkien was a linguist first, an author second.

And a cunning one at that.

Oljm
2013-09-26, 16:54
I think you guys missed it.....Dave was just here....but he left!

hikerboy
2013-09-26, 16:57
first read lord of the rings in '76, the same summer i first backpacked in the whites. we were on the lookout for orcs the entire trip.me,frodo, and my buddy,samwise intended to hike the presis from franconia to pinkham, ended up doing franconia to crawford. had no idea what the fuck we were doing. lost most of our food, somehow. luckily we had brought some lembas.

Oljm
2013-09-26, 17:01
I first found The Hobbit in '79' at a toga party, and some little paper with a little picture on it. That was my first visit to Rivendell

Lone Wolf
2013-09-26, 17:05
Dave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6wV7rAKMNE

Roche
2013-09-26, 17:07
No man it's me.

http://youtu.be/3LFyGhTWdko

Sargevining
2013-09-26, 17:37
It was Pig Night at the old Delta Chi---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5XfXECpU6w

dixicritter
2013-09-26, 22:38
:flybye:

the milkman
2013-09-27, 17:23
Hey all,
milkman here. I guess I'm the new guy now.

Roche
2013-09-27, 17:28
Hey all, milkman here.
You know, many people say my kids look like you - why could that be?

the milkman
2013-09-27, 17:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vXefkECoL6k
You know, many people say my kids look like you - why could that be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vXefkECoL6k I'm just the milkman. Maybe you should ask the preacher.

Crikey
2013-09-27, 17:44
You know, many people say my kids look like you - why could that be?

Well, he does squeeze cow tit.

the milkman
2013-09-27, 17:55
Well, he does squeeze cow tit.

That I do. I've also been known to go to extremes to get that milk.52845285

Sargevining
2013-09-27, 18:34
Milkmen--

Don't they pee off other peoples porches before they wake up?

the milkman
2013-09-27, 18:38
Milkmen--

Don't they pee off other peoples porches before they wake up?

That, and right through the cracks of the shelters.

Hog On Ice
2013-09-27, 18:40
That I do. I've also been known to go to extremes to get that milk.52845285

where's the barn cat(s)

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 18:47
It's already that time of year!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1264871_10153265804320024_552481790_o.jpg

the milkman
2013-09-27, 18:48
5287

Rasty
2013-09-27, 18:48
That, and right through the cracks of the shelters.

Nice aim

Sargevining
2013-09-27, 18:52
Nice aim

Some people have to practice at home on the same deck they BBQ on.

Oljm
2013-09-27, 19:45
It's already that time of year!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1264871_10153265804320024_552481790_o.jpg

I thought you sold this place?

Oljm
2013-09-27, 19:46
Some people have to practice at home on the same deck they BBQ on.

Ya gotta' stay in the game

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 19:57
I thought you sold this place?


Wait a minute, is that you Lou?

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-09-27, 19:58
The wood stove is in the cottage in the lake where we live now. The house that I took a bath on wasn't nearly as cool.

Rasty
2013-09-27, 20:03
Wait a minute, is that you Lou?

You gotta keep up.

Oljm
2013-09-27, 20:11
Wait a minute, is that you Lou?

It is what Mackenzie calls me Oljm.......OLD jem!. I don't think I've told you.....I'm getting out of hockey