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Skidsteer
2013-11-26, 16:37
That was scary.

Crikey
2013-11-26, 16:42
http://www.imaginarywars.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/And-now.jpg

Rasty
2013-11-26, 16:51
Ah ha! Now we know the real identity of Murdock the Producer!

That not me this time

sheepdog
2013-11-26, 17:12
5460

hatchet jack!!

Sargevining
2013-11-26, 18:23
So we're going to Jack In The Box not KFC?

SGT Rock
2013-11-27, 00:27
Hmm, Gray Blazer came by and I wasn't around to say Hi. Sorry I missed him.

I'm going to go get a beer now.

sheepdog
2013-11-27, 00:41
Hmm, Gray Blazer came by and I wasn't around to say Hi. Sorry I missed him.

I'm going to go get a beer now.
get me one too.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 05:23
Hmm, Gray Blazer came by and I wasn't around to say Hi. Sorry I missed him.

I'm going to go get a beer now.


I'll be back. My self imposed statute of limitations has got to be up by now.

Rasty
2013-11-27, 05:56
I'll be back. My self imposed statute of limitations has got to be up by now.

Were did you go?

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 06:04
Were did you go?

I became a professional WB Whiner.

Are you cooking breakfast right now? I'd like some Fwickaseed Wabbitt, please.

Rasty
2013-11-27, 06:11
I became a professional WB Whiner.

Are you cooking breakfast right now? I'd like some Fwickaseed Wabbitt, please.

Getting ready to head in to work. We have 650 for thanksgiving tomorrow so there is a bit of prep work to do. We sold out Thanksgiving dinner at both locations in less then one hour. We need a bigger clubhouse. New Years eve dinner sold out in less then 15 minutes for three locations. Were obviously doing something wrong.

Rasty
2013-11-27, 06:13
I became a professional WB Whiner.


Easy enough to do, but there is a 10 step program for that.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 06:16
Until LW says I'm cured there is no hope. Talk about your higher powers.

generoll
2013-11-27, 09:03
hey, let's get back to bashing DJ

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 09:07
Until LW says I'm cured there is no hope. Talk about your higher powers.

you're forever a sniveling, butthurt baby

Superman
2013-11-27, 09:12
hey, let's get back to bashing DJ

Don Juan?

Tin Man
2013-11-27, 09:14
you're forever a sniveling, butthurt baby

http://fineartbymary.com/smilies/rotfl.gif

Superman
2013-11-27, 09:14
Until LW says I'm cured there is no hope. Talk about your higher powers.

Yup, seems like LWs warming to you.:angel:

Rasty
2013-11-27, 09:28
you're forever a sniveling, butthurt baby

I'm guessing that butthurt is your favorite word.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 09:36
I'm guessing that butthurt is your favorite word.

no, twatwaffle and cuntcake

SGT Rock
2013-11-27, 09:47
I'll be back. My self imposed statute of limitations has got to be up by now.
Hope you have been well. We all have our times on the internet. I just have to tell myself it is only the internet.


no, twatwaffle and cuntcake
Sounds like a well rounded breakfast. Can I get that at IHOP?

Lugnut
2013-11-27, 09:53
you're forever a sniveling, butthurt baby

Didn't you slam us a few times on WB that time you quit?

D'Artagnan
2013-11-27, 10:18
no, twatwaffle and cuntcake

Don't forget "cockholster".

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 10:33
Didn't you slam us a few times on WB that time you quit?

i never "slammed" you

Bearpaw
2013-11-27, 12:05
MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! he's touching meeeeeeee!!!!

You leave Dixi alone!

Bearpaw
2013-11-27, 12:07
Next up: Midget sex.

Hey! You leave Saim alone!

Bearpaw
2013-11-27, 12:10
So we're going to Jack In The Box not KFC?

You do what you need to, just as long as it's your own box.

Lugnut
2013-11-27, 12:36
i never "slammed" you

Didn't mean any one person. Just the group. Water under the bridge and nobody is mad. Just wondering why Gray Blazer is catching so much flack. I must have missed something.

Rasty
2013-11-27, 15:00
Sensitive place today! :rolleyes:

Tin Man
2013-11-27, 15:23
Sensitive place today! :rolleyes:

nah, we just take trolling to a whole new level. very subtle

Lugnut
2013-11-27, 15:27
Sensitive place today! :rolleyes:

I know. I was hoping to learn more about Dakota Joe's adventures but damned thread drift foils me at every turn. :argh:

Train Wreck
2013-11-27, 15:32
I know. I was hoping to learn more about Dakota Joe's adventures but damned thread drift foils me at every turn. :argh:

I would refer you to his Whiteblaze thread, but you won't get any better results

Rasty
2013-11-27, 15:41
I know. I was hoping to learn more about Dakota Joe's adventures but damned thread drift foils me at every turn. :argh:

I thought this was about Wolfies hurt butt.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-27, 15:45
naw - it wasn't his butt - it was his heart that was hurt

Tin Man
2013-11-27, 15:52
naw - it wasn't his butt - it was his heart that was hurt

and his pants after he dropped a load...

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 15:54
you're forever a sniveling, butthurt baby

Whatever you say.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 15:56
Didn't you slam us a few times on WB that time you quit?

I tried not to talk about you guys. However there is nothing quite like a hobo attack.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 15:59
I tried not to talk about you guys. However there is nothing quite like a hobo attack.

Whoops. I thought you meant me.

saimyoji
2013-11-27, 15:59
I think luggie was talking to LW... But why do i get the sense a whole bunch of shit is about to be rehashed?

Superman
2013-11-27, 15:59
The drama bus is circling out of control. I won't mention it again but my recall which may not be accurate is that there were some violations of some of the secret thou shalt not's and some besmirching over on that other site. I'm good with it though.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 16:01
Just wondering why Gray Blazer is catching so much flack. I must have missed something.

TinMan said it's humor. Personally, I'm honored.

Now back to the originally scheduled thread.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 16:02
I think luggie was talking to LW... But why do i get the sense a whole bunch of shit is about to be rehashed?

I'm good.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 16:03
Did you see Big Foot at 36 seconds on his TDJ FT video?

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 16:07
I tried not to talk about you guys. However there is nothing quite like a hobo attack.

This is where you're fucking up.

Everything that happened originated in your choices; From the first betrayal to the yapping about it on WB.

You need to grow up and own that shit if you want anyone to trust you again.

Tin Man
2013-11-27, 17:40
This is where you're fucking up.

Everything that happened originated in your choices; From the first betrayal to the yapping about it on WB.

You need to grow up and own that shit if you want anyone to trust you again.

yepper

Rasty
2013-11-27, 18:07
It's like Oprah or Dr. Phil around here. :eek:

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 18:13
It's like Oprah or Dr. Phil around here. :eek:

You haven't seen us at our worst yet.

Ray
2013-11-27, 18:18
It's like Oprah or Dr. Phil around here. :eek:You mean Jerry Springer.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 18:19
This is where you're fucking up.

Everything that happened originated in your choices; From the first betrayal to the yapping about it on WB.

You need to grow up and own that shit if you want anyone to trust you again.

Look in the mirror, brother. I'm not asking anybody to trust me.

And I could care less about TinMan.

So let me have it. It's only been 2 years. I'm not asking you or anybody for anything. You'd think that after what you and I have done together you could show a little bit of love or do you think I have to be your victim forever?

Now I'm trying to behave like Kanga said.

For the last time, I apologize.

generoll
2013-11-27, 18:22
damn, couldn't we make a grey blazer thread so we can get back to the important shit. like what DJ is doing. I keep hoping for something really intellectual and all I get is the kindergarten shit. WTF? over.

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 18:28
Look in the mirror, brother. I'm not asking anybody to trust me.

And I could care less about TinMan.

So let me have it. It's only been 2 years. I'm not asking you or anybody for anything. You'd think that after what you and I have done together you could show a little bit of love or do you think I have to be your victim forever?

Now I'm trying to behave like Kanga said.

For the last time, I apologize.

I think you need to own what you did and not blame anyone else for anything. You did it.

One more time. You did it.

And now you're dredging it back up and accusing people of doing things they did not do.

This was completely your choice.

Nobody hates you. Nobody is talking about you. Everybody but you had forgotten about it until you tried to rewrite history.

rcli4
2013-11-27, 18:29
OK here is the thing, I don't like this shit. So ya'll better start writing shit I like to read. Understand? OK then

Hog On Ice
2013-11-27, 18:32
Clyde - just put him on your list - pull up his profile and hit "add to ignore list"

Ray
2013-11-27, 18:35
damn, couldn't we make a grey blazer thread so we can get back to the important shit. like what DJ is doing. I keep hoping for something really intellectual and all I get is the kindergarten shit. WTF? over.Last I heard, several snails had passed him on his bike ride to Georgia.

Belew
2013-11-27, 19:03
Jack In The Box

Now that's a bad mental image!

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-11-27, 19:10
Last I heard, several snails had passed him on his bike ride to Georgia.

Wait, is he actually riding a bike up? I thought that was a joke.

hikerboy
2013-11-27, 19:10
compelling video from dakota joe




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMURDM2VT6s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 19:19
Gray Blazer, i hope you have a nice day and meal with your loved ones tomorrow. that goes for the rest of you fucktards.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 19:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0rziFfVMrY

Hog On Ice
2013-11-27, 19:22
yeah - I'll probably pick up a pizza at wally world and pig out

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 19:24
i'm goin' to the chink buffet after a long walk. it's just eatin'

Superman
2013-11-27, 19:35
yeah - I'll probably pick up a pizza at wally world and pig out

Daisy is on her way to MA. She will have the meal with her family and go see lots of people. I'll be here supposedly cleaning the house. My older son and family will get here Friday and my younger son and family will get here Sunday morning. We'll have Thanksgiving on Sunday. All those people are having turkey someplace else and requested that I cook something else. I bought $250 worth of food today and have no idea if I got enough or the right stuff to feed everybody. Daisy let me shop by myself so we'll see how it works out.

Lugnut
2013-11-27, 19:47
Gray Blazer, i hope you have a nice day and meal with your loved ones tomorrow. that goes for the rest of you fucktards.

Same to you. We all have a lot to be thankful for. Friends like the ones here are a big part of that.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 19:51
Daisy is on her way to MA. She will have the meal with her family and go see lots of people. I'll be here supposedly cleaning the house. My older son and family will get here Friday and my younger son and family will get here Sunday morning. We'll have Thanksgiving on Sunday. All those people are having turkey someplace else and requested that I cook something else. I bought $250 worth of food today and have no idea if I got enough or the right stuff to feed everybody. Daisy let me shop by myself so we'll see how it works out.

good stuff

hikerboy
2013-11-27, 19:52
happy thanksgiving everyone

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 19:54
Same to you. We all have a lot to be thankful for. Friends like the ones here are a big part of that.

it's just postin'. i mean no harm. i'm VERY thankful to the Hobos and others for goin' thru my near death experience with me. i love all you kids

saimyoji
2013-11-27, 19:55
No! Don't turn this thread into the happy turkey day thread. Keep this one for vitriol and rancor.

Lugnut
2013-11-27, 20:04
Hey Superman! Wolf just called us kids! :cheers:

SGT Rock
2013-11-27, 20:07
:cheers:Here is one to you Wolf.

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 20:08
No! Don't turn this thread into the happy turkey day thread. Keep this one for vitriol and rancor.

No. I'm done.

I forgot for a moment how much I have to be thankful for and got pissy.

SGT Rock
2013-11-27, 20:11
Have a beer skids. Remember everyone, we are here to have fun. Drama is for that other site.

Ray
2013-11-27, 20:17
Wait, is he actually riding a bike up? I thought that was a joke.Barefoot. His biking shoes melted in the rain and he doesn't want to use his hiking boots because biking might wear them out.

Superman
2013-11-27, 20:20
Hey Superman! Wolf just called us kids! :cheers:

LMAO....well...maybe.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 20:20
Gray Blazer, i hope you have a nice day and meal with your loved ones tomorrow. that goes for the rest of you fucktards.

Thanks.

If turkey is supposed to have a drug in it that makes you sleepy, how come you don't see a lot of sleeping turkeys?

SGT Rock
2013-11-27, 20:21
Thanks.

If turkey is supposed to have a drug in it that makes you sleepy, how come you don't see a lot of sleeping turkeys?

Same reason snake venom doesn't kill the snake.

aficion
2013-11-27, 20:22
compelling video from dakota joe




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMURDM2VT6s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

There is nothing "compelling" about Dakota Joe. Nothing.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-27, 20:28
Same reason snake venom doesn't kill the snake.

Dam, why didn't I think of that?

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 20:29
There is nothing "compelling" about Dakota Joe. Nothing.

He can talk for 15+ minutes without a script about absolutely nothing in particular.

He should run for Congress. He'd be a natural when it comes to the filibuster.

aficion
2013-11-27, 20:32
it's just postin'. i mean no harm. i'm VERY thankful to the Hobos and others for goin' thru my near death experience with me. i love all you kids

Who you callin' kids?

aficion
2013-11-27, 20:33
He can talk for 15+ minutes without a script about absolutely nothing in particular.

He should run for Congress. He'd be a natural when it comes to the filibuster.

Will likely be our next president.

Rasty
2013-11-27, 20:34
OK here is the thing, I don't like this shit. So ya'll better start writing shit I like to read. Understand? OK then

Four score and seven years ago these fuckatards started a war over something stupid.

SGT Rock
2013-11-27, 20:34
I gave up. That was too much for me.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-11-27, 20:40
Thanks.

If turkey is supposed to have a drug in it that makes you sleepy, how come you don't see a lot of sleeping turkeys?

Because they roost in the trees. The only way most hikers would see them is if they roosted right in front of their feet on the trail.

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 20:54
I gave up. That was too much for me.

Right?

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 21:00
i'm goin' to the chink buffet after a long walk. it's just eatin'

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1470071_689277651116780_1215026327_n.jpg

Ray
2013-11-27, 21:03
In other news, I just saw a Yahoo story headlined:

Khloe Kardashian Could Be O.J. Simpson's Daughter, Claims His Manager

When it should be:

OJ Simpson Has A Manager

Lone Wolf
2013-11-27, 21:04
:biggrin:

Rasty
2013-11-27, 21:07
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1470071_689277651116780_1215026327_n.jpg

Yummy

Skidsteer
2013-11-27, 21:10
In other news, I just saw a Yahoo story headlined:

Khloe Kardashian Could Be O.J. Simpson's Daughter, Claims His Manager

When it should be:

OJ Simpson Has A Manager

Bwahahaha!

saimyoji
2013-11-27, 21:11
we asians like pussy in many forms...

hikerboy
2013-11-27, 21:13
we asians like pussy in many forms...

5467

Superman
2013-11-27, 21:18
OJ is not aging well in prison.

chief
2013-11-27, 21:23
we asians like pussy in many forms...
Hey, that's what my first wife used to say.

Kanga
2013-11-27, 21:28
Will likely be our next president.

fuck. he couldn't do worse.

rcli4
2013-11-27, 21:28
I have my turkey soaking in brine. At six in the morning I will put it in the Big Green Egg and smoke it's ass. Grand sons are all here spending the night with me. Were eatin hamburgers and pop corn and ice cream. The seven year old asked who did we think was gonna be the first one to get sick. Folks should know better then to leave me with grand kids by myself. I am thankful and realize how lucky I am. I hope ya'll can enjoy your holiday as much as I intend to enjoy mine.

Tin Man
2013-11-27, 21:30
You too wolf and the rest of you retards.

Sent from my XT1080 using Tapatalk

Lugnut
2013-11-27, 21:35
Sounds like Clyde has life figured out! :congrats:

Superman
2013-11-27, 21:38
Hey, that's what my first wife used to say.

lmao

southmark
2013-11-28, 00:32
In case some of you have forgotten what one looks like. Happy Thanksgiving.

5468

Mfleming
2013-11-28, 01:37
fuck. he couldn't do worse.

Can a brother get an amen? :)

Mfleming
2013-11-28, 01:40
In case some of you have forgotten what one looks like. Happy Thanksgiving.

5468

Hot damn!

sheepdog
2013-11-28, 02:53
no place like jail for the holidays.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-28, 02:55
are they cryin'?

Tin Man
2013-11-28, 02:56
no place like jail for the holidays.

Thank you for keeping the bad guys down.

prepared by a packsniffer, presented by a dumb phone

sheepdog
2013-11-28, 02:57
are they cryin'?

always

sheepdog
2013-11-28, 02:57
Thank you for keeping the bad guys down.

prepared by a packsniffer, presented by a dumb phone

you're welcome....it's what I do best

generoll
2013-11-28, 08:22
I only stay here for the art.

Bearpaw
2013-11-28, 08:23
In case some of you have forgotten what one looks like. Happy Thanksgiving.

5468

Hermione needs to shave.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-28, 13:51
I only stay here for the art.

Hey, I'm a Creepy Ass Cracker, too. That's what they call me on the basketball court.

john pickett
2013-11-28, 17:17
"Daisy let me shop by myself "
Oh! The Humanity!

Superman
2013-11-28, 17:35
"Daisy let me shop by myself "
Oh! The Humanity!

Eggzakly, she put a few things on a piece of paper and called it a list. I was like the country bumpkin lost in the city....or the man trying to not get run over by all those insane women. There were women who would about run me down but then they'd stop and leave their cart blocking the aisle and be completely indifferent to the blocked traffic they caused. There was a woman who didn't bother getting a number at the cold cut counter and were outraged that my number allowed me to be served before her. I should not have to grocery shop alone. Daisy shirked her duty to protect me in the grocery store.:angel: