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Lone Wolf
2013-11-16, 07:37
this thread on WB has all the fucknuts stirred up. go joe!

http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?98571-Dakota-Joe

Lone Wolf
2013-11-16, 07:39
https://www.facebook.com/TheAdventuresOfDakotaJoe

Lone Wolf
2013-11-16, 07:45
Dakota Joe on Scared Straight. guy in orange
http://www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-straight/episode-guide/season-5/charlotte-county-fl-52#52

Oljm
2013-11-16, 08:17
...and it continues.......???????................my money is not going there anymore!

Lugnut
2013-11-16, 09:46
I want one of those tee shirts on his FB page. It will be more valuable than Matty's Minnesota Smith shirt.

Crikey
2013-11-16, 10:03
Can't wait for his reality show.

Bearpaw
2013-11-16, 10:23
Some folks have WAY too much time on their hands.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 10:53
I think wolfie just called me a fucknut

Rasty
2013-11-16, 11:21
If no one fed trolls what would they have? No way to get to 28k posts all by yourself

sheepdog
2013-11-16, 11:39
Dakota Joe on Scared Straight. guy in orange
http://www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-straight/episode-guide/season-5/charlotte-county-fl-52#52

he seems nice

SGT Rock
2013-11-16, 12:47
Interesting.

Law Dawg (ret)
2013-11-16, 19:08
Is this dude planning to hike the PCT with a January start? Might just end his trail tagging days.. North of Walker Pass. Starts getting cold and nasty about right there in January.

SGT Rock
2013-11-16, 20:16
Remember that guy from last year that was going to do a triple crown in a year, starting with the PCT in January? I don't think he even had a guidebook.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 20:51
He's riding a bike from Florida. Did 13 miles yesterday. Must have took at least one hour.

Superman
2013-11-16, 21:00
He's riding a bike from Florida. Did 13 miles yesterday. Must have took at least one hour.

Is he mentally challenged?

Rasty
2013-11-16, 21:41
Is he mentally challenged?

Good question

hikerboy
2013-11-16, 21:56
who isnt these days

Ray
2013-11-16, 22:26
Is he mentally challenged?How would anyone here know?

Superman
2013-11-16, 22:36
How would anyone here know?

Do we have a designated sane person?

Hog On Ice
2013-11-16, 22:45
well we do have a designated driver - does that count?

Superman
2013-11-16, 22:55
well we do have a designated driver - does that count?

Are you suggesting Tin man? That's crazy.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:01
Ray appears sane

Skidsteer
2013-11-16, 23:06
Ray appears sane

Hahahahahahahaha!

Oh. Sorry Ray.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:16
I like the word appears.

I really like words that end in "ate" the most. Almost every ate word is fun.

Superman
2013-11-16, 23:18
I like the word appears.

I really like words that end in "ate" the most. Almost every ate word is fun.

urinate?

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:22
urinate?

Fornicate.....

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:25
Fornicate.....

Masticate

Superman
2013-11-16, 23:30
preambulate

Skidsteer
2013-11-16, 23:32
I'm your huckleberry.

Masturbate.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:33
Defecate

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:35
Conjugate

Skidsteer
2013-11-16, 23:37
Intoxicate.

Crikey
2013-11-16, 23:38
I really like words that end in "ate" the most. Almost every ate word is fun.

Here's a porn link for you then:

http://www.scrabblefinder.com/ends-with/ate/

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:39
Gesticulate sounds much dirtier then it is

Lugnut
2013-11-16, 23:45
Do we have a designated sane person?

Our friend in SC is Nearly Normal.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:46
Our friend in SC is Nearly Normal.

None of those end in ate

Skidsteer
2013-11-16, 23:51
Passionate.

Rasty
2013-11-16, 23:54
Exfoliate

Skidsteer
2013-11-16, 23:55
Impregnate

Lugnut
2013-11-17, 00:02
Buncha ingrates!

Superman
2013-11-17, 05:39
bifurcate

Tin Man
2013-11-17, 06:04
flagellate

Superman
2013-11-17, 06:05
glutenate

Tin Man
2013-11-17, 06:09
pussyate

Rasty
2013-11-17, 08:17
pussyate

Not a real word but don't let that stop you. We won't berate you for it.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-17, 08:27
confederate

Ray
2013-11-17, 08:30
Speculate.

As they say it in Japan.

Rasty
2013-11-17, 08:37
Fucktardate

Definition - The process of becoming a fucktard.

hikerboy
2013-11-17, 08:47
menstruate

Rasty
2013-11-17, 09:08
menstruate

That is the opposite of fun

hikerboy
2013-11-17, 09:25
the Lakota Indians used to have special lodges they would send their women to until their cycle was over

generoll
2013-11-17, 10:02
the men hunted and fished, the women cooked and farmed. progress.

john pickett
2013-11-17, 10:14
I thought of posting something here. But the more I read, the more I saw how pointless it would be.

hikerboy
2013-11-17, 10:31
I thought of posting something here. But the more I read, the more I saw how pointless it would be.
all the more reason

Big Mac
2013-11-17, 10:51
Procreate

Hog On Ice
2013-11-17, 15:35
just plain hate

Mfleming
2013-11-17, 15:41
I thought of posting something here. But the more I read, the more I saw how pointless it would be.

Capitulate :)

Rasty
2013-11-17, 15:52
Alienate

Skidsteer
2013-11-17, 15:52
Copulate.

saimyoji
2013-11-17, 15:54
Felatiate

saimyoji
2013-11-17, 15:55
Asphyxiate

saimyoji
2013-11-17, 15:55
Sedate

Rasty
2013-11-17, 16:16
Terminate

Law Dawg (ret)
2013-11-17, 16:18
Speaking about warped...medicate.

Austin
2013-11-17, 16:37
Prostate.

(Posted on behalf of Superman and Lugnut)

r9HS_YY2BHc

Austin
2013-11-17, 16:41
Prestidigitate.

Mfleming
2013-11-17, 16:51
Prestidigitate.

Careful, you will go blind

hikerboy
2013-11-17, 16:59
ate. .

Lugnut
2013-11-17, 18:14
Prostate.

(Posted on behalf of Superman and Lugnut)

r9HS_YY2BHc

You shouldn't 'insinuate'. It saddens old Superdude. :argh:

Superman
2013-11-17, 18:31
You shouldn't 'insinuate'. It saddens old Superdude. :argh:

You, you, you old guy!!!!:mad2:

john pickett
2013-11-17, 19:00
Skids, Copulate's already taken. You're too late!

hikerboy
2013-11-17, 19:01
already taken? then regurgitate

Rasty
2013-11-17, 19:01
You, you, you old guy!!!!:mad2:

Couldn't use an ate word?

generoll
2013-11-17, 20:49
ingrate

Superman
2013-11-17, 20:55
Couldn't use an ate word?

Lugnut is a...a...a triangulate.

Bearpaw
2013-11-17, 21:45
Skids, Copulate's already taken. You're too late!

Keep it simple. "Mate."

As in "Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".

SleepsWithSkunks
2013-11-17, 22:04
prognosticate

Lugnut
2013-11-17, 22:51
To prevaricate: obamanate.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-17, 23:07
caliphate

Superman
2013-11-17, 23:27
Regurgitate

Rasty
2013-11-17, 23:35
King gator closed it.

Rasty
2013-11-18, 00:19
Reptilate

Oljm
2013-11-18, 09:25
King gator closed it.

Who won the closed thread pool?

hikerboy
2013-11-18, 09:45
Reptilate

gatorate .

Rasty
2013-11-18, 09:53
gatorate .

.................

Superman
2013-11-18, 10:00
Who won the closed thread pool?

I did. Yall send your money to me.:angel:

Rasty
2013-11-18, 10:05
I did. Yall send your money to me.:angel:

We were wagering excrement. Post your address and I'll send some.

Superman
2013-11-18, 10:08
We were wagering excrement. Post your address and I'll send some.

Oh good, can you deposit it into the garden please.

Rasty
2013-11-18, 10:15
Oh good, can you deposit it into the garden please.

I'm shy and will need a privacy screen.

Sargevining
2013-11-18, 12:00
Do we have a designated sane person?

Sorry I'm late.

How can I help?

Rasty
2013-11-18, 12:05
Sorry I'm late.

How can I help?

Too late

Crikey
2013-11-18, 12:21
Let's reach out to Team Dakota Joe. Updates, anyone?

Rasty
2013-11-18, 13:40
Let's reach out to Team Dakota Joe. Updates, anyone?

I got nothing.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-18, 13:47
I got nothing.

birth defect?

Rasty
2013-11-18, 14:18
birth defect?

I like you. Your stupid.:p

southmark
2013-11-18, 14:49
I like you. Your stupid.:p

Your stupid what?

Sargevining
2013-11-18, 15:21
Your stupid what?

Your stupid, SIR!

Crikey
2013-11-18, 15:51
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f2/f212fd68aeca509fcdbbb675e67ce9276b0d9fa965fa8bb586 5c167eccb8b1d9.jpg

Mfleming
2013-11-18, 16:10
Let's reach out to Team Dakota Joe. Updates, anyone?

FYI - he posts his updates only in Facebook

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-11-18, 20:34
I like you. Your stupid.:p

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr07/11/19/anigif_enhanced-buzz-20940-1384215368-0.gif

southmark
2013-11-19, 08:59
Your stupid, SIR!


I like you. Your stupid.:p

I assume you mean "You're stupid."

Ray
2013-11-19, 09:06
I assume you mean "You're stupid."You must be new around here.

Crikey
2013-11-19, 09:47
You must be new around here.

Yeah. Everybody knows it's Yore Stupid.

Rasty
2013-11-19, 09:54
I assume you mean "You're stupid."

I can't be expected to know how to spell.

Tin Man
2013-11-19, 09:55
I can't be expected to know how to spell.

the only thing expected around here is not to be corrected... on spelling anyway.

Superman
2013-11-19, 10:10
I can't be expected to know how to spell.

Camo would have words for you.

D'Artagnan
2013-11-19, 10:11
Camo would have words for you.

And they'd be spelled correctly.

Superman
2013-11-19, 10:22
And they'd be spelled correctly.

Good old Camo. My computer spell checker yells at me more than Camo did. My computer hates me. Just saying... in a anthropomorphic way.

southmark
2013-11-19, 10:28
the only thing expected around here is not to be corrected... on spelling anyway.

Not a spelling correction, just a word meaning question/correction!

Lugnut
2013-11-19, 10:30
Big words are not permitted before noon! Dipstick! :argh:

southmark
2013-11-19, 10:30
You must be new around here.
Not that new. Member since July, 2011.

Tin Man
2013-11-19, 10:31
Not a spelling correction, just a word meaning question/correction!

if you knew what he meant, no need to correct. got it? :albertein

Big Mac
2013-11-19, 10:40
if you knew what he meant, no need to correct. got it? :albertein

I think you mean - do you understand?

Superman
2013-11-19, 10:47
Big words are not permitted before noon! Dipstick! :argh:

If I'm a dipstick you're a...um..er...ah...crap I forgot what I was going to say. Never mind!

Rasty
2013-11-19, 10:48
Not a spelling correction, just a word meaning question/correction!

I forgive yous

southmark
2013-11-19, 11:17
I forgive yous

:)))))

Mags
2013-11-19, 12:58
Just the annual "guy does not know his ass from his elbow" hiker and makes a big claim that pops up ever year.

grab the popcorn and enjoy

Sargevining
2013-11-19, 13:16
I'm going to start my AT Thru on the approach route that starts here in Houston.

That'll show him.

Rasty
2013-11-19, 13:38
Just the annual "guy does not know his ass from his elbow" hiker and makes a big claim that pops up ever year.

grab the popcorn and enjoy

Rasty is telling MAGS that you must use 3rd person with Dakota Joe.

Crikey
2013-11-19, 15:11
Rasty is telling MAGS that you must use 3rd person with Dakota Joe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ucwFAYDCakE

Ray
2013-11-19, 21:22
I'm going to start my AT Thru on the approach route that starts here in Houston.The Gulf Coast Ridge Trail?

Hog On Ice
2013-11-19, 21:39
no shit - there is a ridge on the Gulf Coast???

Ray
2013-11-19, 21:49
Bunch of them. But there's a big assed pipeline under each one.

Sargevining
2013-11-20, 12:04
The Gulf Coast Ridge Trail?

Perzackly. The Beaumont overlook should not be missed and is worth taking the side trail, as is the Slidell Loop. The hostels in Mississippi should be avoided, however.

Superman
2013-11-20, 12:18
Perzackly. The Beaumont overlook should not be missed and is worth taking the side trail, as is the Slidell Loop. The hostels in Mississippi should be avoided, however.

I avoid all places that begin or end with the word hostile.

Mags
2013-11-21, 11:54
Rasty is telling MAGS that you must use 3rd person with Dakota Joe.

Mags now understands.

Mags thinks this is good.

Now, Mags is going to get some coffee.

Crikey
2013-11-21, 12:42
George likes his chicken spicy.

Rasty
2013-11-21, 13:00
Rasty likes chicken ankles deep fried

Train Wreck
2013-11-21, 13:02
Train Wreck is insulted that everyone is referring to Dakota Joe as a train wreck.

Rasty
2013-11-21, 13:05
Train Wreck is insulted that everyone is referring to Dakota Joe as a train wreck.

If the shoe fits Rasty must call DJ a Train Wreck

Crikey
2013-11-21, 13:08
Train Wreck is insulted that everyone is referring to Dakota Joe as a train wreck.


Dakota Joe is a publicity-whore moron.


Not everybody.

Rasty
2013-11-21, 13:16
I just realized what Moose Knuckle is. My life was so much better before I knew.

Tin Man
2013-11-21, 13:25
I just realized what Moose Knuckle is. My life was so much better before I knew.

stick around... it get worse... much worse...

Rasty
2013-11-21, 13:36
stick around... it get worse... much worse...

There were pictures. It was awful.:afraid:

Crikey
2013-11-21, 13:55
You're a chef. Ever tried Mountain Oysters?

Rasty
2013-11-21, 13:57
You're a chef. Ever tried Mountain Oysters?

Nope.....I've eaten pig eyeballs, baby ducks in the egg, brains, feet but never eat balls

Train Wreck
2013-11-21, 14:19
I just realized what Moose Knuckle is. My life was so much better before I knew.

You should have listened to the wife and donated those pants to Goodwill the first time she suggested it.

hikerboy
2013-11-21, 16:01
Nope.....I've eaten pig eyeballs, baby ducks in the egg, brains, feet but never eat balls

I've eaten shrimp balls the portions are very tiny

Crikey
2013-11-21, 16:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Rasty
2013-11-21, 16:08
I've eaten shrimp balls the portions are very tiny

I've had shrimp meatballs with pork, shrimp, vegetables, cilantro and fish sauce mixed together and formed into meatballs. Bake then dip in Thai peanut sauce. Yum

Sargevining
2013-11-21, 16:10
Ever smelled moth balls?



Who held the wings?

saimyoji
2013-11-21, 16:33
Fried mac and cheese balls:


5451

Rasty
2013-11-21, 16:36
Fried mac and cheese balls:


5451

You appear to have three balls

Hog On Ice
2013-11-21, 16:38
Ray must have been giving him lessons

hikerboy
2013-11-21, 16:53
I've had shrimp meatballs with pork, shrimp, vegetables, cilantro and fish sauce mixed together and formed into meatballs. Bake then dip in Thai peanut sauce. Yum
have you tasted shweddy balls?


http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156

southmark
2013-11-21, 16:53
Ever smelled moth balls?

A moth no more has balls than a tumble bug has eyelashes.

john pickett
2013-11-21, 16:56
Tumblebugs do So have eyelashes!

john pickett
2013-11-21, 16:56
They're just really, really hard to see.

Crikey
2013-11-21, 17:22
have you tasted shweddy balls?



That sketch, and Robert Earl Keen's song, are what Christmas means to me.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-21, 17:29
have you tasted shweddy balls?


http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/09/07/140266537/yes-its-true-ben-jerrys-introduces-schweddy-balls-ice-cream-flavor

Rasty
2013-11-21, 17:34
Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls is the creme de la creme of balls.

Another Kevin
2013-11-22, 18:43
I missed all this discussion! Was it fate?

Will DJ make it as far as Baldpate?

Will it sate his appetite for publicity?

Will the group thread on Whiteblaze also abate? It seems to skate on thin ice. In a lemniscate (which is a figure eight, which sounds like 'ate' at least!)

It there a pool on the date he leaves the trail? By which gate?

(People still shouldn't sling the hate at him.)

Too late. G'day mate.

sheepdog
2013-11-22, 23:24
and who killed Kenny??

Lugnut
2013-11-22, 23:29
Don't know, but I hate those bastards! :argh:

sheepdog
2013-11-22, 23:30
zacktly

aficion
2013-11-23, 00:13
Obfuscate. Annihilate. Determinate. Be obdurate. Flagellate. Prestidigitate. Medicate. Prevaricate. It's too late. No clean slate.

Train Wreck
2013-11-23, 01:46
What about plain old-fashioned Aggravate.

Ray
2013-11-23, 07:01
Wait! Do we have to donate before we can denigrate? Is that not what Jester did state? Is that the mandate?

sheepdog
2013-11-24, 00:56
I did not donate
so you know
I gave nothing
to dakota joe.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-24, 08:41
I did not donate
so you know
I gave nothing
to dakota joe.

Burma Shave

Ray
2013-11-24, 09:31
But Dakata Joe may have
A better chance of being
The first yo-yo triple crown
Ex-con on this planet
Than we have of ever seeing
Something on a bookstore shelf
Authored by ....

Oh, what are the words I'm looking for here?

Superman
2013-11-24, 09:58
[QUOTE=Ray;330529]But Dakata Joe may have
A better chance of being
The first yo-yo triple crown
Ex-con on this planet
Than we have of ever seeing
Something on a bookstore shelf
Authored by Ken Follett

:angel::angel::angel:

sheepdog
2013-11-24, 23:58
But Dakata Joe may have
A better chance of being
The first yo-yo triple crown
Ex-con on this planet
Than we have of ever seeing
Something on a bookstore shelf
Authored by ....

Oh, what are the words I'm looking for here?

MJ?


lol

Gray Blazer
2013-11-25, 08:53
I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.

Superman
2013-11-25, 08:55
I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.

...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

Tin Man
2013-11-25, 09:57
...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

...and the queen is getting off...

D'Artagnan
2013-11-25, 10:20
...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

Sounded more like a waaaaaambulance. (Sorry, too easy to pass up.)

Rasty
2013-11-25, 11:37
I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.


...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?


...and the queen is getting off...


Sounded more like a waaaaaambulance. (Sorry, too easy to pass up.)

Now boys don't be fighting over me! I'm not gay like that.

Sargevining
2013-11-25, 12:22
Now boys don't be fighting over me! I'm not gay like that.

Which way are you gay?

Rasty
2013-11-25, 12:44
Which way are you gay?

Just happy. The original definition

Hog On Ice
2013-11-25, 14:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo4OnQpwjkc

Tin Man
2013-11-25, 14:31
Just happy. The original definition

how did it end...?

Rasty
2013-11-25, 15:26
how did it end...?

Not sure

Gray Blazer
2013-11-25, 18:16
...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

It's for you. Don't be a hater.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-25, 18:17
Same old asswipes. Don't you guys ever grow up?

Gray Blazer
2013-11-25, 18:19
Sounded more like a waaaaaambulance. (Sorry, too easy to pass up.)

That's something I might have said.

saimyoji
2013-11-25, 19:04
Who is this Gayblazer and why do we care about him?

saimyoji
2013-11-25, 19:04
Gray blazer...

Ray
2013-11-25, 19:34
Who is this Gayblazer and why do we care about him?I dunno. I keep track of the moon phase for business reasons and have noticed that some posters here get pissy near abouts full moon time. But it's only a half so Senior Blazer may just be out of phase.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-25, 19:37
+1 for Ray

Rasty
2013-11-25, 19:39
I dunno. I keep track of the moon phase for business reasons and have noticed that some posters here get pissy near abouts full moon time. But it's only a quarter so Senior Blazer may be out of phase.

I usually get pissy five to six times per day but I'm not old so I can make it through the night without pissing so the moon phase doesn't matter

aficion
2013-11-25, 20:19
Folkth here are tho effin pithy. Kinda putth me in mind of a thertain moderator thomewhere.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-25, 20:23
Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

Tin Man
2013-11-25, 20:50
Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

you sound offended. go get a sense of humor and come back when you are ready ...

Lugnut
2013-11-25, 20:56
Welcome back Grayblazer. :santaclau

rcli4
2013-11-25, 21:21
Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

You opened your mouth and Weary came out....

Hog On Ice
2013-11-25, 21:24
I am seriously considering putting Gray Blazer on the same list as Weary

Superman
2013-11-25, 22:02
I am seriously considering putting Gray Blazer on the same list as Weary

....and then he'll tell everyone that you were mean to him.


Oh wait...you meant that as a compliment.:angel:

Mfleming
2013-11-25, 22:20
You opened your mouth and Weary came out....

Now that's funny!! Haven't seen Weary around lately

Big Mac
2013-11-25, 23:07
Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

What the hell brought that on?

Tin Man
2013-11-25, 23:13
What the fuck brought that on?

hemorrhoids?

Crikey
2013-11-25, 23:30
Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

What up Dakota Joe?

Rasty
2013-11-26, 00:17
As the great Rodney King once said can't we all just get along. :)

aficion
2013-11-26, 03:46
As the great Rodney King once said can't we all just get along. :)

"I'll be getting along now. -Just a minute." Sorry Wrong Number

Gray Blazer
2013-11-26, 07:19
I guess I should be honored by all the attention. I gots a sense of humor.

Big Mac
2013-11-26, 08:11
I must have missed something.

Rasty
2013-11-26, 08:15
I must have missed something.

I think it has something to do with moon phases

Lone Wolf
2013-11-26, 08:24
Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

you need to do the same. back on WB

Ray
2013-11-26, 09:12
I guess I should be honored by all the attention. I gots a sense of humor.When you have to tell people that you do it means you don't.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-26, 09:15
reminds me of the old juggling joke about the number of balls in the air at the same time

Ray
2013-11-26, 09:27
reminds me of the old juggling joke about the number of balls in the air at the same timeAnd we've lost that one about 5 balls being 7 in Canada.

Superman
2013-11-26, 09:32
I must have missed something.

Hey, that's my line.:angel:

Gray Blazer
2013-11-26, 10:08
you need to do the same. back on WB

Sorry, with all due respect, I'm not one of your myrmidons.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-26, 10:16
yep - he made the list

now the rest of y'all - don't be quoting him - I don't want to see any more of his "stuff"

Kanga
2013-11-26, 10:36
if you're going to stay here, then you're going to quit fucking whining. you chose to come back over here, so suck it up. you're going to get slammed for awhile because you are an internet narc. if you don't like it, get.

Gray Blazer
2013-11-26, 10:44
if you're going to stay here, then you're going to quit fucking whining. you chose to come back over here, so suck it up. you're going to get slammed for awhile because you are an internet narc. if you don't like it, get.


I love you. I'll do whatever Kanga says. No whining from me. Peace out.

Superman
2013-11-26, 10:53
Does that mean that the drama bus has pulled away?

Lone Wolf
2013-11-26, 10:54
Sorry, with all due respect, I'm not one of your myrmidons.

da fuck is a myrmidon?

Crikey
2013-11-26, 10:55
da fuck is a myrmidon?

A DBT groupie

Hog On Ice
2013-11-26, 10:56
+1 for Crikey

Superman
2013-11-26, 11:06
A DBT groupie

What's a DBT?

Lone Wolf
2013-11-26, 11:06
A DBT groupie

what do you mean?

Crikey
2013-11-26, 11:17
What's a DBT?

what do you mean?

Let me simplify for you guys:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/myrmidon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive-By_Truckers
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/groupie

Lone Wolf
2013-11-26, 11:18
huh?

sheepdog
2013-11-26, 11:18
snort...

Kanga
2013-11-26, 11:21
I love you. I'll do whatever Kanga says. No whining from me. Peace out.

i love you too. now behave.

sheepdog
2013-11-26, 11:24
I'm not touching you

Kanga
2013-11-26, 11:24
da fuck is a myrmidon?
1: capitalized : a member of a legendary Thessalian people who accompanied their king Achilles in the Trojan War
2: a loyal follower; especially : a subordinate who executes orders unquestioningly or unscrupulously


A DBT groupie

bwaaahahaha!!

+1 for Crikey
hell, give him +2!

Kanga
2013-11-26, 11:26
I'm not touching you

MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! he's touching meeeeeeee!!!!

sheepdog
2013-11-26, 11:27
nuh uhhhhh

Lone Wolf
2013-11-26, 11:28
hehehehehehe

Mfleming
2013-11-26, 11:31
if you're going to stay here, then you're going to quit fucking whining. you chose to come back over here, so suck it up. you're going to get slammed for awhile because you are an internet narc. if you don't like it, get.

Well said

Rasty
2013-11-26, 11:52
This place is retarded! Rasty likes retarded.

Sargevining
2013-11-26, 12:13
Same old asswipes. Don't you guys ever grow up?


Hey.

There's a new asswipe here.

Sargevining
2013-11-26, 12:26
Sorry, with all due respect, I'm not one of your myrmidons.

I got one of those myrmidons.

Had to take penicillin for a week to get rid of it.

Crikey
2013-11-26, 12:41
I got one of those myrmidons.

Had to take penicillin for a week to get rid of it.

1: capitalized : a member of a legendary Thessalian people who accompanied their king Achilles in the Trojan War

Well, apparently you missed the Trojan part of the equation now, didn't you?

Train Wreck
2013-11-26, 12:55
You guys take thread drift to a whole new level of expertise

From ex-cons hiking the AT ---> classical history lesson -----> condoms

I bow to your mastery of the art :adore:

Skidsteer
2013-11-26, 13:02
You guys take thread drift to a whole new level of expertise

From ex-cons hiking the AT ---> classical history lesson -----> condoms

I bow to your mastery of the art.

Next up: Midget sex.

Train Wreck
2013-11-26, 13:05
Next up: Midget sex.

I'm guessing Dakota Joe has definitely left the building.

Ray
2013-11-26, 13:16
Next up: Midget sex.Paging Saimyoji, call on line 1...

saimyoji
2013-11-26, 13:20
Midget sex: size matters. But it goes both ways.

Hog On Ice
2013-11-26, 13:25
GIRTH matters more

Skidsteer
2013-11-26, 13:27
+1 for HOI.

Train Wreck
2013-11-26, 13:28
somewhere this January, on a cold, windswept bald in Tennessee, an unprepared ex-con is going to be pulled off a mountain by SAR because you guys have ADD.

sheepdog
2013-11-26, 13:31
somewhere this January, on a cold, windswept bald in Tennessee, an unprepared ex-con is going to be pulled off a mountain by SAR because you guys have ADD.

we should fix this ASAP

Skidsteer
2013-11-26, 13:35
we should fix this asap

Nttawwt.

saimyoji
2013-11-26, 13:46
GIRTH matters more

when you're a midget, that goes without saying.

Train Wreck
2013-11-26, 13:48
5460

Rasty
2013-11-26, 14:08
somewhere this January, on a cold, windswept bald in Tennessee, an unprepared ex-con is going to be pulled off a mountain by SAR because you guys have ADD.

I will be there to take pictures if I can.

Sarcasm The Elf
2013-11-26, 14:16
I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.


Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

I really get the feeling that i missed something.

Lone Wolf
2013-11-26, 14:18
I really get the feeling that i missed something.

nah just a WB whiner

saimyoji
2013-11-26, 14:21
For real entertainment go look up Ridge on WB. Follow his antics as he hikes through Alaska!

Train Wreck
2013-11-26, 14:34
I will be there to take pictures if I can.

Ah ha! Now we know the real identity of Murdock the Producer!

Tin Man
2013-11-26, 14:53
GIRTH matters more


when you're a midget, that goes without saying.

so, you don't need to insert the whole midget?

saimyoji
2013-11-26, 15:11
so, you don't need to insert the whole midget?

you can isnert whatever you want....

Hog On Ice
2013-11-26, 15:40
well then ... bend over ...

saimyoji
2013-11-26, 15:41
gotta buy me dinner first...

Sargevining
2013-11-26, 16:35
I've got a KFC Gift card----

Skidsteer
2013-11-26, 16:36
How big is it?

Superman
2013-11-26, 16:36
I've got a KFC Gift card----

Are you going to insert that card?
...and do you want regular or extra crunchy?