Dakota Joe

[Lone Wolf]

this thread on WB has all the fucknuts stirred up. go joe!

http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?98571-Dakota-Joe

[Lone Wolf]

https://www.facebook.com/TheAdventuresOfDakotaJoe

[Lone Wolf]

Dakota Joe on Scared Straight. guy in orange
http://www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-straight/episode-guide/season-5/charlotte-county-fl-52#52

[Oljm]

...and it continues.......???????................my money is not going there anymore!

[Lugnut]

I want one of those tee shirts on his FB page. It will be more valuable than Matty's Minnesota Smith shirt.

[Crikey]

Can't wait for his reality show.

[Bearpaw]

Some folks have WAY too much time on their hands.

[Rasty]

I think wolfie just called me a fucknut

[Rasty]

If no one fed trolls what would they have? No way to get to 28k posts all by yourself

[sheepdog]

Dakota Joe on Scared Straight. guy in orange
http://www.aetv.com/beyond-scared-straight/episode-guide/season-5/charlotte-county-fl-52#52

he seems nice

[SGT Rock]

Interesting.

[Law Dawg (ret)]

Is this dude planning to hike the PCT with a January start? Might just end his trail tagging days.. North of Walker Pass. Starts getting cold and nasty about right there in January.

[SGT Rock]

Remember that guy from last year that was going to do a triple crown in a year, starting with the PCT in January? I don't think he even had a guidebook.

[Rasty]

He's riding a bike from Florida. Did 13 miles yesterday. Must have took at least one hour.

[Superman]

He's riding a bike from Florida. Did 13 miles yesterday. Must have took at least one hour.

Is he mentally challenged?

[Rasty]

Is he mentally challenged?

Good question

[hikerboy]

who isnt these days

[Ray]

Is he mentally challenged?How would anyone here know?

[Superman]

How would anyone here know?

Do we have a designated sane person?

[Hog On Ice]

well we do have a designated driver - does that count?

[Superman]

well we do have a designated driver - does that count?

Are you suggesting Tin man? That's crazy.

[Rasty]

Ray appears sane

[Skidsteer]

Ray appears sane

Hahahahahahahaha!

Oh. Sorry Ray.

[Rasty]

I like the word appears.

I really like words that end in "ate" the most. Almost every ate word is fun.

[Superman]

I like the word appears.

I really like words that end in "ate" the most. Almost every ate word is fun.

urinate?

[Rasty]

urinate?

Fornicate.....

[Rasty]

Fornicate.....

Masticate

[Superman]

preambulate

[Skidsteer]

I'm your huckleberry.

Masturbate.

[Rasty]

Defecate

[Rasty]

Conjugate

[Skidsteer]

Intoxicate.

[Crikey]

I really like words that end in "ate" the most. Almost every ate word is fun.

Here's a porn link for you then:

http://www.scrabblefinder.com/ends-with/ate/

[Rasty]

Gesticulate sounds much dirtier then it is

[Lugnut]

Do we have a designated sane person?

Our friend in SC is Nearly Normal.

[Rasty]

Our friend in SC is Nearly Normal.

None of those end in ate

[Skidsteer]

Passionate.

[Rasty]

Exfoliate

[Skidsteer]

Impregnate

[Lugnut]

Buncha ingrates!

[Superman]

bifurcate

[Tin Man]

flagellate

[Superman]

glutenate

[Tin Man]

pussyate

[Rasty]

pussyate

Not a real word but don't let that stop you. We won't berate you for it.

[Lone Wolf]

confederate

[Ray]

Speculate.

As they say it in Japan.

[Rasty]

Fucktardate

Definition - The process of becoming a fucktard.

[hikerboy]

menstruate

[Rasty]

menstruate

That is the opposite of fun

[hikerboy]

the Lakota Indians used to have special lodges they would send their women to until their cycle was over

[generoll]

the men hunted and fished, the women cooked and farmed. progress.

[john pickett]

I thought of posting something here. But the more I read, the more I saw how pointless it would be.

[hikerboy]

I thought of posting something here. But the more I read, the more I saw how pointless it would be.
all the more reason

[Big Mac]

Procreate

[Hog On Ice]

just plain hate

[Mfleming]

I thought of posting something here. But the more I read, the more I saw how pointless it would be.

Capitulate :)

[Rasty]

Alienate

[Skidsteer]

Copulate.

[saimyoji]

Felatiate

[saimyoji]

Asphyxiate

[saimyoji]

Sedate

[Rasty]

Terminate

[Law Dawg (ret)]

Speaking about warped...medicate.

[Austin]

Prostate.

(Posted on behalf of Superman and Lugnut)

r9HS_YY2BHc

[Austin]

Prestidigitate.

[Mfleming]

Prestidigitate.

Careful, you will go blind

[hikerboy]

ate. .

[Lugnut]

Prostate.

(Posted on behalf of Superman and Lugnut)

r9HS_YY2BHc

You shouldn't 'insinuate'. It saddens old Superdude. :argh:

[Superman]

You shouldn't 'insinuate'. It saddens old Superdude. :argh:

You, you, you old guy!!!!:mad2:

[john pickett]

Skids, Copulate's already taken. You're too late!

[hikerboy]

already taken? then regurgitate

[Rasty]

You, you, you old guy!!!!:mad2:

Couldn't use an ate word?

[generoll]

ingrate

[Superman]

Couldn't use an ate word?

Lugnut is a...a...a triangulate.

[Bearpaw]

Skids, Copulate's already taken. You're too late!

Keep it simple. "Mate."

As in "Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".

[SleepsWithSkunks]

prognosticate

[Lugnut]

To prevaricate: obamanate.

[Hog On Ice]

caliphate

[Superman]

Regurgitate

[Rasty]

King gator closed it.

[Rasty]

Reptilate

[Oljm]

King gator closed it.

Who won the closed thread pool?

[hikerboy]

Reptilate

gatorate .

[Rasty]

gatorate .

.................

[Superman]

Who won the closed thread pool?

I did. Yall send your money to me.:angel:

[Rasty]

I did. Yall send your money to me.:angel:

We were wagering excrement. Post your address and I'll send some.

[Superman]

We were wagering excrement. Post your address and I'll send some.

Oh good, can you deposit it into the garden please.

[Rasty]

Oh good, can you deposit it into the garden please.

I'm shy and will need a privacy screen.

[Sargevining]

Do we have a designated sane person?

Sorry I'm late.

How can I help?

[Rasty]

Sorry I'm late.

How can I help?

Too late

[Crikey]

Let's reach out to Team Dakota Joe. Updates, anyone?

[Rasty]

Let's reach out to Team Dakota Joe. Updates, anyone?

I got nothing.

[Hog On Ice]

I got nothing.

birth defect?

[Rasty]

birth defect?

I like you. Your stupid.:p

[southmark]

I like you. Your stupid.:p

Your stupid what?

[Sargevining]

Your stupid what?

Your stupid, SIR!

[Crikey]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f2/f212fd68aeca509fcdbbb675e67ce9276b0d9fa965fa8bb586 5c167eccb8b1d9.jpg

[Mfleming]

Let's reach out to Team Dakota Joe. Updates, anyone?

FYI - he posts his updates only in Facebook

[Sarcasm The Elf]

I like you. Your stupid.:p

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr07/11/19/anigif_enhanced-buzz-20940-1384215368-0.gif

[southmark]

Your stupid, SIR!


I like you. Your stupid.:p

I assume you mean "You're stupid."

[Ray]

I assume you mean "You're stupid."You must be new around here.

[Crikey]

You must be new around here.

Yeah. Everybody knows it's Yore Stupid.

[Rasty]

I assume you mean "You're stupid."

I can't be expected to know how to spell.

[Tin Man]

I can't be expected to know how to spell.

the only thing expected around here is not to be corrected... on spelling anyway.

[Superman]

I can't be expected to know how to spell.

Camo would have words for you.

[D'Artagnan]

Camo would have words for you.

And they'd be spelled correctly.

[Superman]

And they'd be spelled correctly.

Good old Camo. My computer spell checker yells at me more than Camo did. My computer hates me. Just saying... in a anthropomorphic way.

[southmark]

the only thing expected around here is not to be corrected... on spelling anyway.

Not a spelling correction, just a word meaning question/correction!

[Lugnut]

Big words are not permitted before noon! Dipstick! :argh:

[southmark]

You must be new around here.
Not that new. Member since July, 2011.

[Tin Man]

Not a spelling correction, just a word meaning question/correction!

if you knew what he meant, no need to correct. got it? :albertein

[Big Mac]

if you knew what he meant, no need to correct. got it? :albertein

I think you mean - do you understand?

[Superman]

Big words are not permitted before noon! Dipstick! :argh:

If I'm a dipstick you're a...um..er...ah...crap I forgot what I was going to say. Never mind!

[Rasty]

Not a spelling correction, just a word meaning question/correction!

I forgive yous

[southmark]

I forgive yous

:)))))

[Mags]

Just the annual "guy does not know his ass from his elbow" hiker and makes a big claim that pops up ever year.

grab the popcorn and enjoy

[Sargevining]

I'm going to start my AT Thru on the approach route that starts here in Houston.

That'll show him.

[Rasty]

Just the annual "guy does not know his ass from his elbow" hiker and makes a big claim that pops up ever year.

grab the popcorn and enjoy

Rasty is telling MAGS that you must use 3rd person with Dakota Joe.

[Crikey]

Rasty is telling MAGS that you must use 3rd person with Dakota Joe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ucwFAYDCakE

[Ray]

I'm going to start my AT Thru on the approach route that starts here in Houston.The Gulf Coast Ridge Trail?

[Hog On Ice]

no shit - there is a ridge on the Gulf Coast???

[Ray]

Bunch of them. But there's a big assed pipeline under each one.

[Sargevining]

The Gulf Coast Ridge Trail?

Perzackly. The Beaumont overlook should not be missed and is worth taking the side trail, as is the Slidell Loop. The hostels in Mississippi should be avoided, however.

[Superman]

Perzackly. The Beaumont overlook should not be missed and is worth taking the side trail, as is the Slidell Loop. The hostels in Mississippi should be avoided, however.

I avoid all places that begin or end with the word hostile.

[Mags]

Rasty is telling MAGS that you must use 3rd person with Dakota Joe.

Mags now understands.

Mags thinks this is good.

Now, Mags is going to get some coffee.

[Crikey]

George likes his chicken spicy.

[Rasty]

Rasty likes chicken ankles deep fried

[Train Wreck]

Train Wreck is insulted that everyone is referring to Dakota Joe as a train wreck.

[Rasty]

Train Wreck is insulted that everyone is referring to Dakota Joe as a train wreck.

If the shoe fits Rasty must call DJ a Train Wreck

[Crikey]

Train Wreck is insulted that everyone is referring to Dakota Joe as a train wreck.


Dakota Joe is a publicity-whore moron.


Not everybody.

[Rasty]

I just realized what Moose Knuckle is. My life was so much better before I knew.

[Tin Man]

I just realized what Moose Knuckle is. My life was so much better before I knew.

stick around... it get worse... much worse...

[Rasty]

stick around... it get worse... much worse...

There were pictures. It was awful.:afraid:

[Crikey]

You're a chef. Ever tried Mountain Oysters?

[Rasty]

You're a chef. Ever tried Mountain Oysters?

Nope.....I've eaten pig eyeballs, baby ducks in the egg, brains, feet but never eat balls

[Train Wreck]

I just realized what Moose Knuckle is. My life was so much better before I knew.

You should have listened to the wife and donated those pants to Goodwill the first time she suggested it.

[hikerboy]

Nope.....I've eaten pig eyeballs, baby ducks in the egg, brains, feet but never eat balls

I've eaten shrimp balls the portions are very tiny

[Crikey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_W-fIn2QZgg

[Rasty]

I've eaten shrimp balls the portions are very tiny

I've had shrimp meatballs with pork, shrimp, vegetables, cilantro and fish sauce mixed together and formed into meatballs. Bake then dip in Thai peanut sauce. Yum

[Sargevining]

Ever smelled moth balls?



Who held the wings?

[saimyoji]

Fried mac and cheese balls:


5451

[Rasty]

Fried mac and cheese balls:


5451

You appear to have three balls

[Hog On Ice]

Ray must have been giving him lessons

[hikerboy]

I've had shrimp meatballs with pork, shrimp, vegetables, cilantro and fish sauce mixed together and formed into meatballs. Bake then dip in Thai peanut sauce. Yum
have you tasted shweddy balls?


http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156

[southmark]

Ever smelled moth balls?

A moth no more has balls than a tumble bug has eyelashes.

[john pickett]

Tumblebugs do So have eyelashes!

[john pickett]

They're just really, really hard to see.

[Crikey]

have you tasted shweddy balls?



That sketch, and Robert Earl Keen's song, are what Christmas means to me.

[Lone Wolf]

have you tasted shweddy balls?


http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/09/07/140266537/yes-its-true-ben-jerrys-introduces-schweddy-balls-ice-cream-flavor

[Rasty]

Chefs Chocolate Salty Balls is the creme de la creme of balls.

[Another Kevin]

I missed all this discussion! Was it fate?

Will DJ make it as far as Baldpate?

Will it sate his appetite for publicity?

Will the group thread on Whiteblaze also abate? It seems to skate on thin ice. In a lemniscate (which is a figure eight, which sounds like 'ate' at least!)

It there a pool on the date he leaves the trail? By which gate?

(People still shouldn't sling the hate at him.)

Too late. G'day mate.

[sheepdog]

and who killed Kenny??

[Lugnut]

Don't know, but I hate those bastards! :argh:

[sheepdog]

zacktly

[aficion]

Obfuscate. Annihilate. Determinate. Be obdurate. Flagellate. Prestidigitate. Medicate. Prevaricate. It's too late. No clean slate.

[Train Wreck]

What about plain old-fashioned Aggravate.

[Ray]

Wait! Do we have to donate before we can denigrate? Is that not what Jester did state? Is that the mandate?

[sheepdog]

I did not donate
so you know
I gave nothing
to dakota joe.

[Hog On Ice]

I did not donate
so you know
I gave nothing
to dakota joe.

Burma Shave

[Ray]

But Dakata Joe may have
A better chance of being
The first yo-yo triple crown
Ex-con on this planet
Than we have of ever seeing
Something on a bookstore shelf
Authored by ....

Oh, what are the words I'm looking for here?

[Superman]

[QUOTE=Ray;330529]But Dakata Joe may have
A better chance of being
The first yo-yo triple crown
Ex-con on this planet
Than we have of ever seeing
Something on a bookstore shelf
Authored by Ken Follett

:angel::angel::angel:

[sheepdog]

But Dakata Joe may have
A better chance of being
The first yo-yo triple crown
Ex-con on this planet
Than we have of ever seeing
Something on a bookstore shelf
Authored by ....

Oh, what are the words I'm looking for here?

MJ?


lol

[Gray Blazer]

I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.

[Superman]

I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.

...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

[Tin Man]

...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

...and the queen is getting off...

[D'Artagnan]

...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

Sounded more like a waaaaaambulance. (Sorry, too easy to pass up.)

[Rasty]

I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.


...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?


...and the queen is getting off...


Sounded more like a waaaaaambulance. (Sorry, too easy to pass up.)

Now boys don't be fighting over me! I'm not gay like that.

[Sargevining]

Now boys don't be fighting over me! I'm not gay like that.

Which way are you gay?

[Rasty]

Which way are you gay?

Just happy. The original definition

[Hog On Ice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo4OnQpwjkc

[Tin Man]

Just happy. The original definition

how did it end...?

[Rasty]

how did it end...?

Not sure

[Gray Blazer]

...but wait....is that a drama bus that just pulled up?

It's for you. Don't be a hater.

[Gray Blazer]

Same old asswipes. Don't you guys ever grow up?

[Gray Blazer]

Sounded more like a waaaaaambulance. (Sorry, too easy to pass up.)

That's something I might have said.

[saimyoji]

Who is this Gayblazer and why do we care about him?

[saimyoji]

Gray blazer...

[Ray]

Who is this Gayblazer and why do we care about him?I dunno. I keep track of the moon phase for business reasons and have noticed that some posters here get pissy near abouts full moon time. But it's only a half so Senior Blazer may just be out of phase.

[Hog On Ice]

+1 for Ray

[Rasty]

I dunno. I keep track of the moon phase for business reasons and have noticed that some posters here get pissy near abouts full moon time. But it's only a quarter so Senior Blazer may be out of phase.

I usually get pissy five to six times per day but I'm not old so I can make it through the night without pissing so the moon phase doesn't matter

[aficion]

Folkth here are tho effin pithy. Kinda putth me in mind of a thertain moderator thomewhere.

[Gray Blazer]

Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

[Tin Man]

Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

you sound offended. go get a sense of humor and come back when you are ready ...

[Lugnut]

Welcome back Grayblazer. :santaclau

[rcli4]

Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

You opened your mouth and Weary came out....

[Hog On Ice]

I am seriously considering putting Gray Blazer on the same list as Weary

[Superman]

I am seriously considering putting Gray Blazer on the same list as Weary

....and then he'll tell everyone that you were mean to him.


Oh wait...you meant that as a compliment.:angel:

[Mfleming]

You opened your mouth and Weary came out....

Now that's funny!! Haven't seen Weary around lately

[Big Mac]

Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

What the hell brought that on?

[Tin Man]

What the fuck brought that on?

hemorrhoids?

[Crikey]

Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

What up Dakota Joe?

[Rasty]

As the great Rodney King once said can't we all just get along. :)

[aficion]

As the great Rodney King once said can't we all just get along. :)

"I'll be getting along now. -Just a minute." Sorry Wrong Number

[Gray Blazer]

I guess I should be honored by all the attention. I gots a sense of humor.

[Big Mac]

I must have missed something.

[Rasty]

I must have missed something.

I think it has something to do with moon phases

[Lone Wolf]

Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

you need to do the same. back on WB

[Ray]

I guess I should be honored by all the attention. I gots a sense of humor.When you have to tell people that you do it means you don't.

[Hog On Ice]

reminds me of the old juggling joke about the number of balls in the air at the same time

[Ray]

reminds me of the old juggling joke about the number of balls in the air at the same timeAnd we've lost that one about 5 balls being 7 in Canada.

[Superman]

I must have missed something.

Hey, that's my line.:angel:

[Gray Blazer]

you need to do the same. back on WB

Sorry, with all due respect, I'm not one of your myrmidons.

[Hog On Ice]

yep - he made the list

now the rest of y'all - don't be quoting him - I don't want to see any more of his "stuff"

[Kanga]

if you're going to stay here, then you're going to quit fucking whining. you chose to come back over here, so suck it up. you're going to get slammed for awhile because you are an internet narc. if you don't like it, get.

[Gray Blazer]

if you're going to stay here, then you're going to quit fucking whining. you chose to come back over here, so suck it up. you're going to get slammed for awhile because you are an internet narc. if you don't like it, get.


I love you. I'll do whatever Kanga says. No whining from me. Peace out.

[Superman]

Does that mean that the drama bus has pulled away?

[Lone Wolf]

Sorry, with all due respect, I'm not one of your myrmidons.

da fuck is a myrmidon?

[Crikey]

da fuck is a myrmidon?

A DBT groupie

[Hog On Ice]

+1 for Crikey

[Superman]

A DBT groupie

What's a DBT?

[Lone Wolf]

A DBT groupie

what do you mean?

[Crikey]

What's a DBT?

what do you mean?

Let me simplify for you guys:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/myrmidon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive-By_Truckers
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/groupie

[Lone Wolf]

huh?

[sheepdog]

snort...

[Kanga]

I love you. I'll do whatever Kanga says. No whining from me. Peace out.

i love you too. now behave.

[sheepdog]

I'm not touching you

[Kanga]

da fuck is a myrmidon?
1: capitalized : a member of a legendary Thessalian people who accompanied their king Achilles in the Trojan War
2: a loyal follower; especially : a subordinate who executes orders unquestioningly or unscrupulously


A DBT groupie

bwaaahahaha!!

+1 for Crikey
hell, give him +2!

[Kanga]

I'm not touching you

MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! he's touching meeeeeeee!!!!

[sheepdog]

nuh uhhhhh

[Lone Wolf]

hehehehehehe

[Mfleming]

if you're going to stay here, then you're going to quit fucking whining. you chose to come back over here, so suck it up. you're going to get slammed for awhile because you are an internet narc. if you don't like it, get.

Well said

[Rasty]

This place is retarded! Rasty likes retarded.

[Sargevining]

Same old asswipes. Don't you guys ever grow up?


Hey.

There's a new asswipe here.

[Sargevining]

Sorry, with all due respect, I'm not one of your myrmidons.

I got one of those myrmidons.

Had to take penicillin for a week to get rid of it.

[Crikey]

I got one of those myrmidons.

Had to take penicillin for a week to get rid of it.

1: capitalized : a member of a legendary Thessalian people who accompanied their king Achilles in the Trojan War

Well, apparently you missed the Trojan part of the equation now, didn't you?

[Train Wreck]

You guys take thread drift to a whole new level of expertise

From ex-cons hiking the AT ---> classical history lesson -----> condoms

I bow to your mastery of the art :adore:

[Skidsteer]

You guys take thread drift to a whole new level of expertise

From ex-cons hiking the AT ---> classical history lesson -----> condoms

I bow to your mastery of the art.

Next up: Midget sex.

[Train Wreck]

Next up: Midget sex.

I'm guessing Dakota Joe has definitely left the building.

[Ray]

Next up: Midget sex.Paging Saimyoji, call on line 1...

[saimyoji]

Midget sex: size matters. But it goes both ways.

[Hog On Ice]

GIRTH matters more

[Skidsteer]

+1 for HOI.

[Train Wreck]

somewhere this January, on a cold, windswept bald in Tennessee, an unprepared ex-con is going to be pulled off a mountain by SAR because you guys have ADD.

[sheepdog]

somewhere this January, on a cold, windswept bald in Tennessee, an unprepared ex-con is going to be pulled off a mountain by SAR because you guys have ADD.

we should fix this ASAP

[Skidsteer]

we should fix this asap

Nttawwt.

[saimyoji]

GIRTH matters more

when you're a midget, that goes without saying.

[Train Wreck]

5460

[Rasty]

somewhere this January, on a cold, windswept bald in Tennessee, an unprepared ex-con is going to be pulled off a mountain by SAR because you guys have ADD.

I will be there to take pictures if I can.

[Sarcasm The Elf]

I'm only here because of Rasty and HikerBoy. All the haters can KMA. I did miss the hell outa Dixi XXOOXXOO.


Seriously, I ain't done nothing to you hobos.

You don't know me and I don't know you, so go play with your little friends.

I really get the feeling that i missed something.

[Lone Wolf]

I really get the feeling that i missed something.

nah just a WB whiner

[saimyoji]

For real entertainment go look up Ridge on WB. Follow his antics as he hikes through Alaska!

[Train Wreck]

I will be there to take pictures if I can.

Ah ha! Now we know the real identity of Murdock the Producer!

[Tin Man]

GIRTH matters more


when you're a midget, that goes without saying.

so, you don't need to insert the whole midget?

[saimyoji]

so, you don't need to insert the whole midget?

you can isnert whatever you want....

[Hog On Ice]

well then ... bend over ...

[saimyoji]

gotta buy me dinner first...

[Sargevining]

I've got a KFC Gift card----

[Skidsteer]

How big is it?

[Superman]

I've got a KFC Gift card----

Are you going to insert that card?
...and do you want regular or extra crunchy?