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generoll
2013-12-30, 22:28
here's my prediction for the number of through hikers this year. If congress does not extend unemployment benefits, then I predict fewer then normal through hikers.

sorta like cause and effect.

or the law of unintended consequences.

or grumpy old man mutterings.

Superman
2013-12-30, 23:06
I just watched "Stand Up Guys" on Netflix. I highly recommend it if your over 60. Who wouldn't want to go around one more time?

PS I met a guy that just retired from the Army. He's so not happy with the great leader.

sheepdog
2013-12-31, 00:02
This thread just pisses me off.

Superman
2013-12-31, 00:05
Old men are grumpy for a reason. We know everything but no one will listen.

sheepdog
2013-12-31, 00:07
Old men are grumpy for a reason. We know everything but no one will listen.

What??

Superman
2013-12-31, 00:09
What??

Eggzakly, that's what everybody says.

sheepdog
2013-12-31, 00:14
I'm in jail. What do I know?

Superman
2013-12-31, 00:27
I'm in jail. What do I know?

Have you come up with a plan so you don't waste any more of your life doing time?:angel:

Rasty
2013-12-31, 01:01
How old to get in this thread?

Superman
2013-12-31, 02:57
How old to get in this thread?

How did what get in this thread?

rcli4
2013-12-31, 04:05
How old to get in this thread?

If you are old enough, you will know....

sheepdog
2013-12-31, 05:08
How old to get in this thread?

Ya gotta ask yourself.....do ya feel grumpy?


well do ya......


punk?

(imagine it in a dirty Harry voice) hehehehehee

Big Mac
2013-12-31, 08:12
Will you old guys STFU already . . .

Tin Man
2013-12-31, 08:37
Will you old guys STFU already . . .

then they wouldn't be grumpy, they would just be OLD!

Roche
2013-12-31, 08:59
Will you old guys STFU already . . .What the hell is a STFU? Damn hippie talk if you ask me. Somebody fix me a geritol & tonic.

Hog On Ice
2013-12-31, 09:09
What the hell is a STFU? Damn hippie talk if you ask me. Somebody fix me a geritol & tonic.

5575

instead of that tonic

Rasty
2013-12-31, 09:16
If you are old enough, you will know....

I must not be old enough

Superman
2013-12-31, 10:02
I must not be old enough

You may be in de nile.

Lugnut
2013-12-31, 10:17
Superman should be president emeritus of you guy's group. :angel:

rhjanes
2013-12-31, 10:17
I'm in jail. What do I know?
married huh?

Get off my dang lawn

Superman
2013-12-31, 10:18
Superman should be president emeritus of you guy's group. :angel:

Why you old...old...um...guy.

Rasty
2013-12-31, 10:50
You may be in de nile.

No I'm in my car

generoll
2014-01-03, 22:17
Me: Don't use the Keurig
Her: What?
Me: Don't use the Keurig
Her: What?
Me: Don't use the coffee maker
Her: Stop yelling

3 hours later

Her: This tea is awful!
Me: I told you not to use the coffee maker
Her: You don't have to be so mean!
:banghead:

Crikey
2014-01-04, 23:04
Me: Don't use the Keurig
Her: What?
Me: Don't use the Keurig
Her: What?
Me: Don't use the coffee maker
Her: Stop yelling

3 hours later

Her: This tea is awful!
Me: I told you not to use the coffee maker
Her: You don't have to be so mean!
:banghead:

Wow, when I clean my coffemaker the whole house reeks of vinegar. No need to say anything.

Superman
2014-01-04, 23:11
Wow, when I clean my coffemaker the whole house reeks of vinegar. No need to say anything.

Clean the coffee maker? I guess she'd let me but not with vinegar.