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john pickett
2015-05-07, 14:42
I have had a problem with corns developing on my left foot below the smallest toe. I always take them off with corn pads but got to wondering if anyone here knows how to stop them from forming in the first place; since I'm not as limber as I used to be. That I attribute to global warming.:bird:

john pickett
2015-05-07, 16:33
Wow, this post has been up for almost 2 hours and not One smart-ass reply. This may be a record!

Superman
2015-05-07, 18:05
I was looking for the picture of my little toe on my left foot.

john pickett
2015-05-07, 18:19
You live North of the Mason-Dixon line. It will be the Big toe on your Right foot, just behind your heel!

Superman
2015-05-07, 18:26
You live North of the Mason-Dixon line. It will be the Big toe on your Right foot, just behind your heel!

....and the water spins in the opposite direction in the drain.

john pickett
2015-05-07, 19:57
If you came from Texas, like me; this would all be apparent. Right, Sarge Vining?

Superman
2015-05-07, 20:27
If you came from Texas, like me; this would all be apparent. Right, Sarge Vining?

Since you're from Texas maybe you know whether the Hispanic cessation from the US will include Texas? The other south western states are no loss but Texas provides this country with many great statesmen....like Sarah Palin.

saimyoji
2015-05-07, 22:51
South of m-d lime the corn grows in tje opposite direction making the tacos affect your palate differently (the poles are reversed) which is why tacos taste better on mexican women.

Superman
2015-05-07, 22:54
South of m-d lime the corn grows in tje opposite direction making the tacos affect your palate differently (the poles are reversed) which is why tacos taste better on mexican women.

Why would anyone eat a taco?

saimyoji
2015-05-08, 00:18
Cause theys damn fine eats.

Superman
2015-05-08, 06:11
To avoid the urge to eat tacos and to relieve toe issues my foot doctor slit my toe length ways. He snipped off the end section of bone. Then he cut the bone at the base and re-angled it. Then he packed it together like a sausage and stitched it up. Then he stuck a pin though it all. It worked pretty good except the toe grew onto the pin. You should have seen him yanking and twisting that pin to get it out of my toe.5815

Big Mac
2015-05-08, 06:41
Frankentoe.


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Big Mac
2015-05-08, 06:43
I have had a problem with corns developing on my left foot below the smallest toe. I always take them off with corn pads but got to wondering if anyone here knows how to stop them from forming in the first place; since I'm not as limber as I used to be. That I attribute to global warming.:bird:

It's not that you're not as limber as you used to be. - I'm convinced that as you get older your feet get further away from you.


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Sargevining
2015-05-08, 08:38
Since you're from Texas maybe you know whether the Hispanic cessation from the US will include Texas? The other south western states are no loss but Texas provides this country with many great statesmen....like Sarah Palin.

Don't be worried about us seceding from you.

Be glad we're not invading you.

Kanga
2015-05-08, 09:55
To avoid the urge to eat tacos and to relieve toe issues my foot doctor slit my toe length ways. He snipped off the end section of bone. Then he cut the bone at the base and re-angled it. Then he packed it together like a sausage and stitched it up. Then he stuck a pin though it all. It worked pretty good except the toe grew onto the pin. You should have seen him yanking and twisting that pin to get it out of my toe.5815

please stop talking.

john pickett
2015-05-08, 10:09
Ms. Kanga, reading threads like this is useful to prepare you for your own physical misfortunes to come. Those who will not learn (medical)history are doomed to repeat the (medical)mistakes of the past. That's what someone said. Probly another Texan.

Superman
2015-05-08, 10:10
Don't be worried about us seceding from you.

Be glad we're not invading you.

If yall invade us you better have that cleared with Al Sharpton. He's been made the head of domestic terrorism.

john pickett
2015-05-08, 10:11
Now up to 13 replies with not one useful response. I'm on a role again!

Superman
2015-05-08, 10:12
please stop talking.

Ok ...so I guess you don't want to hear what happened when they pulled the catheter out of my peepee?

Superman
2015-05-08, 10:13
Now up to 13 replies with not one useful response. I'm on a role again!

I told you how I corrected my toe problem. That was useful!

Superman
2015-05-08, 10:16
Ms. Kanga, reading threads like this is useful to prepare you for your own physical misfortunes to come. Those who will not learn (medical)history are doomed to repeat the (medical)mistakes of the past. That's what someone said. Probly another Texan.

It probably was a Texan but no one could understand the accent so it may not count.

Superman
2015-05-08, 10:17
[QUOTE=Big Mac;344600]It's not that you're not as limber as you used to be. - I'm convinced that as you get older your feet get further away from you.

This is useful.

Kanga
2015-05-08, 10:34
Ms. Kanga, reading threads like this is useful to prepare you for your own physical misfortunes to come. Those who will not learn (medical)history are doomed to repeat the (medical)mistakes of the past. That's what someone said. Probly another Texan.
listen here, bub. i'm more accident prone than gomer t pyle. i've seen more blood than a combat nurse. i just don't want to hear about it. and no, supe, i don't want to see the pictures again.

Kanga
2015-05-08, 10:35
Ok ...so I guess you don't want to hear what happened when they pulled the catheter out of my peepee?

fuck. no.

Superman
2015-05-08, 10:39
fuck. no.

OK, I won't say what happened but the nurse said "it won't be long now.":nurse:

saimyoji
2015-05-08, 11:20
fuck. no.

and you better not post pics

Sargevining
2015-05-08, 13:10
please stop talking.

Revealed himself as the Spawn of Satan a couple of days ago.

Spawn. Of. Satan.

Superman
2015-05-08, 13:27
Revealed himself as the Spawn of Satan a couple of days ago.

Spawn. Of. Satan.

That's spawn of satin to you.

saimyoji
2015-05-08, 13:37
Oh jebus. We go from toe to penis to spawn. Why do you let things escalate like this?

Sargevining
2015-05-08, 14:00
Wait.

Superman was the penis of Satan?

'Splains a lot.

john pickett
2015-05-08, 15:19
Don't know When I've seen thread drift like This!

Superman
2015-05-08, 15:26
Don't know When I've seen thread drift like This!

You apparently haven't been paying attention.

saimyoji
2015-05-08, 15:57
We have to pay or attention now?

Superman
2015-05-08, 16:51
We have to pay or attention now?

Let me clarify life for you. You are the man so you will pay for their attention.

Sargevining
2015-05-08, 17:49
We have to pay or attention now?

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

hikerboy
2015-05-08, 18:58
Ok ...so I guess you don't want to hear what happened when they pulled the catheter out of my peepee?
You're hideous

Superman
2015-05-08, 19:07
You're hideous

I try....but it's what I'm good at. All ticks should be hung by their necks until dead. Just sayin.

hikerboy
2015-05-08, 19:12
All ticks?

Superman
2015-05-08, 19:40
All ticks?

No exceptions! They all must die.

sheepdog
2015-05-08, 20:37
All ticks?

Generally speaking

john pickett
2015-05-08, 21:50
Ticks got necks? AAAAHHHH

Superman
2015-05-08, 21:57
Ticks got necks? AAAAHHHH

That's not the hard part. The hard part is tying that tiny noose and building the tiny execution scaffold.

saimyoji
2015-05-09, 00:00
Does that include tic tacs?

Superman
2015-05-09, 03:07
Does that include tic tacs?

Yes, but only after it is determined which tic tacs are....breath mints or snacks?

john pickett
2015-05-09, 05:54
Is the government taxing tics now? The Northeast is really in trouble, then!

Sargevining
2015-05-09, 08:44
Is the government taxing tics now? The Northeast is really in trouble, then!

Yes.

You pay them with Tick Tax Dough
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I am so ashamed.

Superman
2015-05-09, 11:57
The beatings will continue until morale improves.

I used to say that to my two sons. It brought a tear to my eye when I heard my older son say it to my grandson. It showed that the torch had been passed to the next generation. sniff!

saimyoji
2015-05-09, 13:13
You sniff your grandson? What for?

Superman
2015-05-09, 13:27
You sniff your grandson? What for?

Have you always been a pervert? Just wondering.

sheepdog
2015-05-09, 13:34
You sniff your grandson? What for?

Superman frequently busts into tears. It is most un-manly

Superman
2015-05-09, 13:39
Superman frequently busts into tears. It is most un-manly

Mostly when you give me the prison look.

john pickett
2015-05-10, 06:23
"Superman frequently busts into tears"
A common characteristic of "men" who live north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Superman
2015-05-10, 06:33
"Superman frequently busts into tears"
A common characteristic of "men" who live north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

Tell it to the 20th Maine.

Sargevining
2015-05-10, 15:32
Tears?

You want tears?

Go stand in the ice cream aisle in any grocery store in Texas.

Puddles.

Puddles of tears on the floor.

Skidsteer
2015-05-10, 15:45
Tears?

You want tears?

Go stand in the ice cream aisle in any grocery store in Texas.

Puddles.

Puddles of tears on the floor.

That ain't no bullshit there.

sheepdog
2015-05-10, 16:20
Tears?

You want tears?

Go stand in the ice cream aisle in any grocery store in Texas.

Puddles.

Puddles of tears on the floor.
Why do Texans cry about ice cream? I like your signature

john pickett
2015-05-10, 16:55
I believe Sargevining is refering to the lack of Blue Bell ice cream due to Listeria contamination.

saimyoji
2015-05-10, 17:38
Blue balls the only game in town there?

sheepdog
2015-05-10, 18:26
barbaric!

Ray
2015-05-10, 19:41
I got deep kin in Brenham. Bluebonnet season's over, Blue Bell's off the shelf.

Life isn't worth living.

Superman
2015-05-10, 20:01
Holy crap the rain just hit here. It's a hell of a storm.

saimyoji
2015-05-10, 22:03
Saw there was tornadoes in that storm. Did you survive?

Superman
2015-05-10, 22:08
Saw there was tornadoes in that storm. Did you survive?

We did...and most surprising is that we still have our electric. The storm hit our north wall wicked hard and we had leaks as if it were a boat in water. I had a boat like that once.;)

Lugnut
2015-05-10, 22:12
J5 had a canoe like that once.

Superman
2015-05-10, 22:20
J5 had a canoe like that once.

...and yet the woman didn't return it....strange.

Sargevining
2015-05-11, 08:34
Why do Texans cry about ice cream? I like your signature

Its not just ice cream. Its Blue Bell Ice Cream.

Imagine the kind of crying that would happen if suddenly there was no maple syrup in Vermont, or no cheese in Wisconsin, or no dip shits in New Jersey----

Superman
2015-05-11, 08:37
Its not just ice cream. Its Blue Bell Ice Cream.

Imagine the kind of crying that would happen if suddenly there was no maple syrup in Vermont, or no cheese in Wisconsin, or no dip shits in New Jersey----

There's no way they could run out of dip shits in NJ or ass holes in NY.

sheepdog
2015-05-11, 08:58
Generally speaking

Sargevining
2015-05-11, 09:25
There's no way they could run out of dip shits in NJ or ass holes in NY.

Well, I do think that if we woke up one morning and found that New Jersey was suddenly dip shit free, we'd only have to look on the other side of the Hudson River to find them.

Superman
2015-05-11, 09:30
Well, I do think that if we woke up one morning and found that New Jersey was suddenly dip shit free, we'd only have to look on the other side of the Hudson River to find them.

I think your talking about two sides to the same coin.

Skidsteer
2015-05-11, 09:40
I got deep kin in Brenham. Bluebonnet season's over, Blue Bell's off the shelf.

Life isn't worth living.

Its a serious situation. Really.

No laughing matter. Blue Bell makes the only no sugar added ice cream that actually tastes like ice cream.

saimyoji
2015-05-11, 09:53
I read they've been adding listeria since 2013.

Superman
2015-05-11, 10:00
I read they've been adding listeria since 2013.

http://www.newson6.com/story/29024079/fda-says-blue-bell-didnt-initially-report-listeria-contamination

Skidsteer
2015-05-11, 11:12
Blue Bell is so good. I had two partial gallons in the freezer when the recall hit.

I ate it.

rhjanes
2015-05-11, 11:18
Wicked weather here in North Texas.....my local lake went from like 7 feet down, to now over 4 feet above the dam. Like 4 inches of rain a day. Today, some strangeness to the clouds...they turned blue. Large bright thing also...hurts to look at it......Tornado was on the ground about 5 miles away from us yesterday......And the rest of the week, more rain. Last week on my hike, the lake was over the trail at the lowest spot....that was when the lake was just like 1 foot high.
Blue Bell....ah......

Sargevining
2015-05-11, 11:29
Yankee saboteurs.

Prolly from Jersey.

Superman
2015-05-11, 11:40
Yankee saboteurs.

Prolly from Jersey.

More like Massachusetts. They blow hot and cold. Those goofy bastards think they are the United States. All the rest of the states are supposed to kiss their Kennedy ring. I'm sick of Massholes coming up here to escape their lefty state but try to change us to that pile of crap they came from.

saimyoji
2015-05-11, 12:11
Blue Bell is so good. I had two partial gallons in the freezer when the recall hit.

I ate it.

They said the bacteria were only found on surfaces, not in the actual product. Just don't lick the carton.

john pickett
2015-05-22, 12:28
I finally got an answer to my original question, though not from anyone here. (big surprise) A dermatologist said I should buy shoes with a big toe box. Here I've been buying shoes AT a big box. My bad.

Superman
2015-05-22, 12:43
I finally got an answer to my original question, though not from anyone here. (big surprise) A dermatologist said I should buy shoes with a big toe box. Here I've been buying shoes AT a big box. My bad.

I buy New Balance because I wear 11.5, 4 E shoes. New Balance has a coding system for the shape of the last. Once you determine the shape of the shoe that fits you all you have to do is select from only those shoes with that last.

john pickett
2015-05-22, 18:04
I wear New Balance size 11, d width. Only part of my body I can say is long and narrow is my feet. Every thing else is best described as "stubby".

Superman
2015-05-22, 18:11
I wear New Balance size 11, d width. Only part of my body I can say is long and narrow is my feet. Every thing else is best described as "stubby".

I'm sorry about your short coming.... but they also have a last for you.:angel:

john pickett
2015-05-23, 13:58
haha