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john pickett
2015-06-17, 09:11
Bad News, Sarge!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-33163534 :afraid:

Superman
2015-06-17, 10:23
That doesn't bother me. I'm not white enough to eat Nutella.

Crikey
2015-06-17, 11:06
That doesn't bother me. I'm not white enough to eat Nutella.

Are you transracial?

Crikey
2015-06-17, 11:06
That doesn't bother me. I'm not white enough to eat Nutella.

Are you transracial?

Crikey
2015-06-17, 11:08
It's worth asking twice apparently.

Superman
2015-06-17, 11:29
I'm just white. It says on the side of the Nutella jar that it's only for wicked white people. The only ones I've ever seen eat that stuff were so white they were almost translucent. People that eat that crap are also prone to eat guacamole and other pond scum stuff that has been blessed by the NAFWW.

Law Dawg (ret)
2015-06-17, 12:56
Well, there goes my dream of moving to France...snerk.

saimyoji
2015-06-17, 13:19
theyre targeting nutella to protect the chocolate industry there. there are tons of products that use palm oil, to single out nutella is a shameless attempt at corporate assassination.

saimyoji
2015-06-17, 13:20
http://www.worldwildlife.org/pages/which-everyday-products-contain-palm-oil

Superman
2015-06-17, 13:25
Well, there goes my dream of moving to France...snerk.

Why would anyone, including the French, want to go to France. I'll save you the trip...their wine and sauces are way over rated. They are pompous asses that think they are the center of the universe. That's my job.

Sargevining
2015-06-17, 13:35
Why would anyone, including the French, want to go to France. I'll save you the trip...their wine and sauces are way over rated. They are pompous asses that think they are the center of the universe. That's my job.

Which begs the question:

Why do you still live in NH?

Superman
2015-06-17, 14:45
Which begs the question:

Why do you still live in NH?

NH used to be good when Gov Thomson was gov. He used to try to get parts of MA and VT to secede from those states. He is why we only pay our reps gas money. He said why pay them a salary to go to Concord to steal from us. We've never had a shortage of reps. He is why we only have property tax. He said if you give politicians more money they'll find a way to spend it. Unfortunately the foreigners that escaped from other states are electing POS such a Jeanne Shaheen and her ilk. They want to make this state like CT and MA and it's moving in that direction.
I heard a volcano has made a new island in the Pacific. I figure I'll go claim it and declare myself king. Any seagulls that don't agree with me become supper.

Crikey
2015-06-17, 14:47
They are pompous asses that think they are the center of the universe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSGkBWYDmrM

Superman
2015-06-17, 16:44
http://www.flixxy.com/funny-mexican-guy-with-groucho-marx.htm

hikerboy
2015-06-17, 18:21
I hate Nutella even more than guacamole

john pickett
2015-06-17, 18:29
Ok! Now I'm going to have to try it.

rhjanes
2015-06-17, 21:09
I identify as an avocado. Please don't talk all this hate stuff about me. I demand respect and a good job at the Avocado United Conglomeration at the CEO level at least or I will sue the tomato plant for equal rights.

Superman
2015-06-17, 21:34
It could be worse. You could re-fry your beans.

john pickett
2015-06-17, 21:59
You look like an avocado.

Superman
2015-06-17, 22:54
Did you people miss that they put hazelnut in nutella. Hazelnut is the worst coffee anyone ever thought of. I'll bet aliens from some other universe don't have anything that nasty. What kind of a sick mind consumes hazelnut anything. Just sayin.

saimyoji
2015-06-17, 23:52
Right? And to add on top of that it has palm oil in it!

Crikey
2015-06-18, 10:22
Hazelnut is the worst coffee anyone ever thought of. I'll bet aliens from some other universe don't have anything that nasty.

Chicory is the same, at least for me. Probably doesn't help that the only times I've ever had it was in New Orleans, hung over.

Superman
2015-06-18, 10:41
Chicory is the same, at least for me. Probably doesn't help that the only times I've ever had it was in New Orleans, hung over.

Yes, chicory is a sick joke to play on someone with a hangover.

john pickett
2015-06-18, 11:15
But I LIKE coffee with oil in it! But not motor oil.

Sargevining
2015-06-18, 11:29
Wait---

I thought palm oil was for something else-----

Superman
2015-06-18, 11:47
Wait---

I thought palm oil was for something else-----

Let me guess....you were in the Air Force?

Sargevining
2015-06-18, 12:19
Let me guess....you were in the Air Force?

No. I was in the military.

Superman
2015-06-18, 12:28
No. I was in the military.

ours or theirs?

Sargevining
2015-06-18, 12:59
Depends.

It was run by the Yankee Gummint at the time.

saimyoji
2015-06-18, 13:09
Nutella fights back!!

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/06/18/2-countries-got-into-fight-over-nutella/

Crikey
2015-06-18, 13:54
We're talking about the French here people. Seriously. This gets their ass in a sling?

Superman
2015-06-18, 16:05
Depends.

It was run by the Yankee Gummint at the time.

Well that can't last much longer.

john pickett
2015-06-21, 05:36
And all this time I thought Lyndon Johnson was a Texan!

Sargevining
2015-06-22, 08:55
And all this time I thought Lyndon Johnson was a Texan!

Well, I was in the Army when Nixon, Ford, and Carter were President.

And I don't care where he was born, Jimmydam Carter was part of the Yankee Gummint in all but the corn ball accent.

Superman
2015-06-22, 09:29
Well, I was in the Army when Nixon, Ford, and Carter were President.

And I don't care where he was born, Jimmydam Carter was part of the Yankee Gummint in all but the corn ball accent.

Don't worry about that Yankee gummint. It can't last much longer.
I was in Florida and had just sat down at a restaurant for supper when the news on the tv said that Jimmy Carter had won.