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toecutter1978
2017-01-16, 12:00
Well since if the thread is older than thirty days on the board I have to go on the computer to unlock it to see it. That sucks. So how about a whatever thread? I bet there is one but I could not find it. Anyway...


I want to go hit up JMF this coming weekend for a day hike(that's about what I have time for) for the folks that are in the area, anybody want to roll? Might even do some Geocaching.

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toecutter1978
2017-01-18, 11:48
Thinking Saturday

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Superman
2017-01-18, 11:54
I would but I only hike in nice weather...not too hot, not too cold. I don't hike in rain or snow. I don't hike on rain or snow. I only hike slightly down hill sides of mountains. A soft breeze can be nice but no strong winds. I prefer to hike with people who nap at lunch time. Just sayin.

toecutter1978
2017-01-18, 13:10
Sitting in the bio wing at school eating lunch. People walk by the displays never looking at them anymore. This used to be taboo knowledge. Lol https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170118/38b2218c72f940596c9a7049a87fcc33.jpg

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Superman
2017-01-18, 13:40
aliens?

john pickett
2017-01-19, 06:47
Naw, the aliens are all on the trails.

toecutter1978
2017-01-19, 14:51
Stuffing envolopes. Then I need to figure out what questions I will propose for one of my classes tomorrow.

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Lugnut
2017-01-19, 15:21
According to all the ads I've seen there's big money in stuffing envelopes.

Superman
2017-01-19, 16:26
According to all the ads I've seen there's big money in stuffing envelopes.

I don't want to brag but I've been offered that envelope stuffing position hundreds of times. Finally I have been recognized for something I might be good at. I excelled at lunch and recess in my school days. More recently my eye care doctor was very definite that I really am great at dilating. You may snicker but that has been included on my resume.

toecutter1978
2017-01-19, 21:39
Firms put ads on campus to hire students to fill envelopes. They get paid by the envelope.

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toecutter1978
2017-01-19, 21:41
Home. Wife took me to dinner tonight. Taste of Thai. Second time we've been there. Good place if you are in the neighborhood

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Superman
2017-01-19, 21:52
Home. Wife took me to dinner tonight. Taste of Thai. Second time we've been there. Good place if you are in the neighborhood

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Be careful....I suspect she's trying to use you.

toecutter1978
2017-01-20, 08:39
Be careful....I suspect she's trying to use you.
Haha! Don't they all!

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toecutter1978
2017-01-20, 08:50
This rabbit is crazy! I have never had a prey pet before. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170120/bed2c4c390cc1e2381c9e655bda9a247.jpg

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Superman
2017-01-20, 08:54
I heard they taste like chicken.

sheepdog
2017-01-20, 10:21
I heard they taste like chicken.

Better than chicken...they can be good pets also. Big Daddy!

toecutter1978
2017-01-20, 18:47
Mi e only goes into its cage to let me know it's other food bowl is empty and to drink. Other than that he/she runs around freely.

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sheepdog
2017-01-21, 10:03
Mi e only goes into its cage to let me know it's other food bowl is empty and to drink. Other than that he/she runs around freely.

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You have a trans gender rabbit? Nttawwt

Superman
2017-01-21, 10:23
You have a trans gender rabbit? Nttawwt

So you suspect bunny love?

toecutter1978
2017-01-21, 10:27
You have a trans gender rabbit? Nttawwt
Hahahah!! I have no idea honestly. I think it's female, but it loves humping cats so...

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toecutter1978
2017-01-21, 10:29
So you suspect bunny love?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170121/b7ae4b25cdea92e69c86d15daf583cbc.jpg

they're trying to make cabbits!!!



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Superman
2017-01-21, 10:32
I think there are laws about that.

Skidsteer
2017-01-21, 19:04
they're trying to make cabbits!!!



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sheepdog
2017-01-21, 20:20
Flip it over on its back. Use your fingers to pull the skin back. If it looks like a taco, it's a girl.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VlbFWzsJqDc

saimyoji
2017-01-21, 23:29
Since its fucking the cat i think its safe to assume its a boy...

sheepdog
2017-01-22, 00:36
If it's over 6 months old you will be able to see his balls.if he is a buck. Does hump too.

john pickett
2017-01-22, 08:33
"Does hump too."
Thank goodness for that.

Lugnut
2017-01-22, 10:58
if it's over 6 months old you will be able to see his balls.if he is a buck. Does hump too.

nttawwt

toecutter1978
2017-01-22, 11:03
Flip it over on its back. Use your fingers to pull the skin back. If it looks like a taco, it's a girl.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VlbFWzsJqDc
Pic didn't load for me. She's female. Taco and all. Read they hump others to show dominance. If any of you ever... Hahahahaha!!!

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toecutter1978
2017-01-22, 11:07
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170122/8aaa9e1ec31d249c70e95322cac3900f.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170122/90443ea1bbdf050f257a940ca2ef237d.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170122/630f25c4c6640da99f89b32facc9e7e8.jpg

Any of you all recognize this site? Hiked up on it.

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Roche
2017-01-22, 13:43
It's too clean to be from Occupy Wall Street.

toecutter1978
2017-01-22, 19:58
It's too clean to be from Occupy Wall Street.
Where it was any of those people would be way too far for anybody to care about their protest. Lol got to be where the cameras are

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toecutter1978
2017-01-24, 09:30
Paper due tomorrow. Need to tidy it up some more.

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toecutter1978
2017-01-27, 00:14
Downtown today was not so bad. I need to think of a better way to get more productivity out of my days though

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Superman
2017-01-27, 00:19
Downtown today was not so bad. I need to think of a better way to get more productivity out of my days though

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You'll get over that...eventually.

toecutter1978
2017-01-27, 09:13
You'll get over that...eventually.
Like today. I don't feel like doing anything at all. Sleep like a turd

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john pickett
2017-01-27, 10:03
One way to increase productivity is turn off your computer and phone. I'm just sayin'.

Superman
2017-01-27, 14:34
one way to increase productivity is turn off your computer and phone. I'm just sayin'.

blasphemer!!!!

Kanga
2017-01-27, 17:17
Blasfemador!!!

Roche
2017-01-27, 17:27
One way to increase productivity is turn off your computer and phone. I'm just sayin'.


blasphemer!!!!


Blasfemador!!!

Some people are doing God's work on this website. Repent sinner, repent.

Superman
2017-01-27, 18:27
Toecutter 1978 is making the rest of us look bad with his high level of productivity. I played in my septic tank most of the day. There was a blockage between the tank and the leeching field. Trump must have been here...it was huge...really huge.

toecutter1978
2017-01-27, 19:11
One way to increase productivity is turn off your computer and phone. I'm just sayin'.
Does not compute. Error error 404

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toecutter1978
2017-01-27, 19:16
Almost had my Jeep sold today. I had the cash from the buyer in my pocket. We were both at the DMV to get the title transferred. The title had the lien on there when I financed it. I had the lien release letter from the company. The lady said the dates were incorrect on the title and lien release statement.

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toecutter1978
2017-01-27, 19:19
So I asked her, do I own the vehicle, she said yes the Leon statement verifies that I paid it off. May I sell my property? She then said no as the dates don't match.

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Superman
2017-01-27, 19:31
So I asked her, do I own the vehicle, she said yes the Leon statement verifies that I paid it off. May I sell my property? She then said no as the dates don't match.

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Since politicians have been so bad I blame everything on them. Usually I say "thanks Obama" with an attitude.

toecutter1978
2017-01-27, 19:46
I contacted the finance company and explained the issue. After a hour on the phone and an few email exchanges hopefully things might get worked out. I just hope the buyer doesn't walk away. I told him I'll knock some off the price for putting up with me. Lol

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Superman
2017-01-27, 19:56
I contacted the finance company and explained the issue. After a hour on the phone and an few email exchanges hopefully things might get worked out. I just hope the buyer doesn't walk away. I told him I'll knock some off the price for putting up with me. Lol

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WTF, you haven't knocked any off the price of for us. We've been putting up with you for a while. :)

sheepdog
2017-01-27, 20:41
Almost had my Jeep sold today. I had the cash from the buyer in my pocket. We were both at the DMV to get the title transferred. The title had the lien on there when I financed it. I had the lien release letter from the company. The lady said the dates were incorrect on the title and lien release statement.

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What kinda jeep?

saimyoji
2017-01-28, 10:06
Whats the inseam?

rhjanes
2017-01-28, 11:13
does it come with hiking poles?

toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 11:37
What kinda jeep?
2006 Jeep Rubicon. Modified trail rig. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170128/6207708c1f6996ecbfbd15114391dc31.jpg

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toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 11:38
Whats the inseam?
Well when you get it excited the bulge extends a few more inches. Hahahha

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toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 11:39
does it come with hiking poles?
Grab handles and an oh shit bar

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john pickett
2017-01-28, 11:48
Needs eggs.

toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 13:21
Needs eggs.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170128/760fde76dae044e484e4dea420d7280f.jpg

You need chicks

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toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 13:27
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170128/73c97cc971fa8e7b5a689be17b67ed4f.jpg

I was being stalked. Lol

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toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 13:28
Changing out their run straw this morning.

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sheepdog
2017-01-28, 14:40
Isa Browns? I have five hens.

toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 15:17
Isa Browns? I have five hens.
Yep. We've had them since they were chicks. I talk to them, play and sometimes sing. They lay everyday, times vary.

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toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 15:22
The one bad thing I do not like about their breed is that they will lay themselves to death. We provide all sorts of food for them. I would love to let them free range but that is not possible so we do the next best thing by bringing the yummies to them. I catch mice and let them go at it ever so often. That is fun to watch.

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toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 15:30
I would like to find a rooster to stud so I can get a few more. My girls are kind of lonely.


I need to build a separate coop first before that can happen.

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Superman
2017-01-28, 15:38
I would like to find a rooster to stud so I can get a few more. My girls are kind of lonely.


I need to build a separate coop first before that can happen.

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Do it yourself.

toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 15:39
Do it yourself.
Well there is this restaurant they want to go try and movie they want to see...

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sheepdog
2017-01-28, 19:04
No rooster for me. Don't want neighbors complaining. You'd most likely have to get an incubator. Isa's often don't get broody.

sheepdog
2017-01-28, 19:10
Mine have snow to deal with.

Superman
2017-01-28, 19:14
When my sons were young we had chickens. I wanted to show them how chickens are born so I borrowed and incubator from my neighbor. We put a lot of eggs in it and followed the directions. About 20 chicks hatched. I only wanted hens. My neighbor said he could tell the hens from the roosters. I kept five hens and gave the rest away. It turned out I kept all roosters and gave away the hens. Doh!

toecutter1978
2017-01-28, 23:23
Went to the silver dollar for dinner with the wife. Then we walked around the Mellwood. After that we went and painted pottery. Fun night.

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Superman
2017-01-28, 23:37
Went to the silver dollar for dinner with the wife. Then we walked around the Mellwood. After that we went and painted pottery. Fun night.

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Oh you crazy kids.

Superman
2017-01-29, 06:40
We're headed to MA for the wife's family gathering. Note to self....next wife will be an orphan.

Roche
2017-01-29, 09:20
....next wife will be an orphan.

Sage advice, as I said earlier


Some people are doing God's work on this website.

toecutter1978
2017-01-29, 16:10
Prepping for exam in the am. I have to be on campus too early. Might as well go to bed now...

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toecutter1978
2017-01-30, 13:02
Uh, too much. Brain is shutting down.

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Superman
2017-01-30, 18:09
Uh, too much. Brain is shutting down.

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Hey, I remember having a brain.

sheepdog
2017-01-30, 21:13
Prepping for exam in the am. I have to be on campus too early. Might as well go to bed now...

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When Superman says he's prepping for an exam it means something very different.

Superman
2017-01-30, 21:41
When Superman says he's prepping for an exam it means something very different.

Oh lawd! you mean a colonrectomy or finger up the bum? You laugh but you'll reach an age when everyone wearing a white coat wants to do dirty things to you.

toecutter1978
2017-01-30, 23:24
Oh lawd! you mean a colonrectomy or finger up the bum? You laugh but you'll reach an age when everyone wearing a white coat wants to do dirty things to you.
Some people pay good money for that kind of treatment. ;-)

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Superman
2017-01-31, 00:01
Some people pay good money for that kind of treatment. ;-)

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Do you mean democrats?

toecutter1978
2017-01-31, 00:20
Do you mean democrats?
I don't care for the white coats, I prefer my lady in black leather and lace. Lol

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toecutter1978
2017-01-31, 21:47
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170201/03a2485445e7dc359a8baeb37984d242.jpg

Might be something to this.

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Superman
2017-01-31, 22:00
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170201/03a2485445e7dc359a8baeb37984d242.jpg

Might be something to this.

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Too many words. I dream about dead people. What does that mean?

sheepdog
2017-01-31, 23:04
Too many words. I dream about dead people. What does that mean?

You have serious sexual issues!

Superman
2017-01-31, 23:12
You have serious sexual issues!

I was hoping it meant that.

Lugnut
2017-02-01, 00:43
I figured you would dream of being younger.

toecutter1978
2017-02-01, 00:47
On KET they are showing Kentucky WWII Veterans in their own Words. It's very good.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-01, 00:49
I was hoping it meant that.
Freud would say you have a fixation with your anus

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Superman
2017-02-01, 01:14
Freud would say you have a fixation with your anus

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I do....I use it every day.

Superman
2017-02-01, 01:16
On KET they are showing Kentucky WWII Veterans in their own Words. It's very good.

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What's KET?

john pickett
2017-02-01, 10:10
KET is the first half of KETLE, a cooking pot.

toecutter1978
2017-02-01, 11:00
What's KET?
It's like PBS, another publicly funded television station. KET stands for Kentucky Educational Television.

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Superman
2017-02-01, 11:23
It's like PBS, another publicly funded television station. KET stands for Kentucky Educational Television.

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I avoid the public broadcasting because they all want to make my car turn to the left.

toecutter1978
2017-02-01, 11:28
I avoid the public broadcasting because they all want to make my car turn to the left.
Not all is political on there. That show for instance was all about the experiences of Kentucky Veterans during WWII.

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Superman
2017-02-01, 12:10
I like stories with happy endings......"and they lived happily ever after."

sheepdog
2017-02-01, 14:40
I like stories with happy endings......"and they lived happily ever after."

And so he stabbed all the Nazi bastids with his bayonet and lived happily ever after! The End.

Superman
2017-02-01, 16:22
And so he stabbed all the Nazi bastids with his bayonet and lived happily ever after! The End.

This morning I drove passed a friends house and stopped to chat. He and his wife had one of her dad's medals but they didn't know what it was. So they went and got it and it was an air medal. Her dad was a navigator on a bomber in WWII. He flew over 70 bombing mission....way more than what was required. They were required to do 20 or 30 missions. Infantrymen didn't get air medals in WWII. I got one for combat air assaults. Infantrymen in Vietnam got them because they were on board for the completion of the choppers mission.

rhjanes
2017-02-01, 18:13
I like stories with happy endings......"and they lived happily ever after looking at pictures of unicorns." Fixed it for you

rhjanes
2017-02-01, 18:14
And so he stabbed all the Nazi bastids with his bayonet and lived happily ever after! The End.That is the movie plot for Inglorious Bastards.

sheepdog
2017-02-01, 21:06
That is the movie plot for Inglorious Bastards.

They should pay me royalties.

Superman
2017-02-01, 21:10
Fixed it for you

Unicorns are nice.

john pickett
2017-02-02, 10:49
" they all want to make my car turn to the left. "
Sounds like the nut behind the wheel is wonky.

Superman
2017-02-02, 11:41
" they all want to make my car turn to the left. "
Sounds like the nut behind the wheel is wonky.

All lefties are evil. That's what's wrong with your VA.

toecutter1978
2017-02-02, 13:46
Cram session tonight. Library finally got my sources in, well they will be in at 1800...

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shadowmoss
2017-02-02, 15:17
Reminds me, I need to take my current book back to the library and see if they have any of the long list of books I want to read.

toecutter1978
2017-02-02, 15:23
Reminds me, I need to take my current book back to the library and see if they have any of the long list of books I want to read.
I have a few sources on extended loan from the Louisville public and Oldham public library. I really like the Overdrive app, their selection is great. I listen to many ebooks all the time. I also have audible through Amazon.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-02, 15:24
Really like listen to Radiolab and TED talks

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toecutter1978
2017-02-02, 22:59
Wanting to get a few miles under my feet this weekend. Getting cabin fever

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Roche
2017-02-03, 07:29
HikingHQ should be ebooks, especially the posts with too many words.

toecutter1978
2017-02-03, 10:50
I've been looking for a really good hiking e-book reader. One that is water resistant, (waterproof is a lie on electronics). Sturdy, screen will not crack easily like the others I have had. Battery life on them are usually a non- issue as they seem to last week's anyway.

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john pickett
2017-02-04, 11:33
Give me a paperback. My wife tried to interest me in her Kindle. Nope, it just isn't the same. Not an issue of batteries or water resistance, I just gotta have a paper book in my hands.

saimyoji
2017-02-04, 16:44
A paper back is also a multi use item.

john pickett
2017-02-05, 10:09
Depends on how many end leafs.

toecutter1978
2017-02-05, 17:00
I like traditional books, I have plenty of hardbacks and paperbacks. However, when you can tote one item that can house a multitude of knowledge versus the same size and weight that can only bring what it has between it's covers. It becomes a no brainier.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-05, 17:10
Once technology advances to the point were you can have multiple books inside a single "inked paper" book. The ability to flip pages, look at pictures as if interacting with a traditional book, then when need be change the pages to a different book all together as you would in an e-reader now.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-06, 17:09
Sitting in the class waiting on the professor to show up. The TA walks in and says class has been cancelled. Cool, but I still have another one later this evening.

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Superman
2017-02-06, 17:17
Sitting in the class waiting on the professor to show up. The TA walks in and says class has been cancelled. Cool, but I still have another one later this evening.

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You can skip it. Just tell them I said it's ok.

toecutter1978
2017-02-06, 17:45
You can skip it. Just tell them I said it's ok.
Ok that will work. Will you give me a note also. Hahah

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Superman
2017-02-06, 18:14
Ok that will work. Will you give me a note also. Hahah

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A note from me can be a two edged sword. My probation officer seemed amused by them. For some reason he wanted one for every time I left my state or stayed any place other than my home. On the other hand I was never denied ...so my permission letters must have been pretty good.

sheepdog
2017-02-06, 20:07
Lol....

I just got out of jail...

toecutter1978
2017-02-06, 20:13
Lol....

I just got out of jail...
Divorce huh?

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Superman
2017-02-06, 20:16
Divorce huh?

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He's a lifer. They let him out some times to let a woman have a turn.

sheepdog
2017-02-06, 21:26
He's a lifer. They let him out some times to let a woman have a turn.

I've spent most of my life in jail or prison....another sad case of "the man" keepin a brotha down....

toecutter1978
2017-02-06, 21:27
He's a lifer. They let him out some times to let a woman have a turn.
Sounds like something that can be turned into his advantage with two women.[emoji41]

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sheepdog
2017-02-06, 21:28
Women and dogs love me...

Superman
2017-02-06, 21:58
Women and dogs love me...

Do you only pull your gun on men? That might account for the women and dogs
liking you better. Just a guess.

sheepdog
2017-02-07, 05:34
Do you only pull your gun on men? That might account for the women and dogs
liking you better. Just a guess.

Many men need shooting.

Superman
2017-02-07, 05:54
Many men need shooting.

That seems sexist. Speaking as a potential target.

toecutter1978
2017-02-07, 21:34
Perfect day for hiking. Rainy and windy. I was able to get to a few of the camps around the waterfront today. The other staff think I'm nuts that I enjoy being outside on days like this.

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Superman
2017-02-07, 22:28
snowing and blowing today

sheepdog
2017-02-08, 08:03
I'm sending you some rain.

toecutter1978
2017-02-08, 08:52
Ok so much of small groups today. Already one emailed stating she is "sick". More like she didn't complete her portion of the project.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-09, 20:56
Jeep sold today, finally

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Superman
2017-02-09, 23:43
OK, now you've got the money for the party.

toecutter1978
2017-02-10, 11:30
OK, now you've got the money for the party.
Ha! I walked in with it and the wife had already spent it before it even left my hand! It just disappeared!! She didn't even have to leave the couch, how do they do that!?!?

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Superman
2017-02-10, 13:12
Ha! I walked in with it and the wife had already spent it before it even left my hand! It just disappeared!! She didn't even have to leave the couch, how do they do that!?!?

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It all began in 5th grade. That was the day that all the girls were taken some place and we boys got a second recess. I'm guessing the girls were inducted into the coven.

toecutter1978
2017-02-10, 13:23
5th grade! Crap, I had to take that twice. Apparently the teacher did not think eating paste was a passable skill. I still get alittle hungry when I walk by the school supply section of Walmart.

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Superman
2017-02-10, 13:31
Lmao!!!!!

toecutter1978
2017-02-10, 16:09
When the Army heard I ate paste I got a promotion. Apparently that makes you smurter or sumethin

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Superman
2017-02-10, 19:12
When the Army heard I ate paste I got a promotion. Apparently that makes you smurter or sumethin

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The Army is kind of weird about what it likes and dislikes. I accidently killed a German and even though it wasn't my fault they got all huffy and sent me to Vietnam. A major sprung body leaks all over and some thought I had something to do with that. I didn't but these side issues tended to follow me. On the other hand they didn't work up much of a sweat giving me credit for the VC and NVA I killed. So I got out of there and went to college where I thought they would appreciate extreme intelligence but they extremely didn't. Life is a hoot.

toecutter1978
2017-02-10, 19:54
Yeah that is a problem. I did really good smacking the blocks through the holes, I even got the square peg through the round opening. I have no idea what they want sometimes.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-12, 12:44
So anybody want to get in on that counterfeit money? Seems like a decent deal. Give that person 4 dollars and receive 2 monopoly dollars back. I'll be a gizzalionare in no time!!

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Superman
2017-02-12, 12:55
So anybody want to get in on that counterfeit money? Seems like a decent deal. Give that person 4 dollars and receive 2 monopoly dollars back. I'll be a gizzalionare in no time!!

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I will get into that as soon as that nice Nigerian man sends me millions back. I only had to send him 5K to cover handling charges. I am so blessed.

toecutter1978
2017-02-12, 13:21
I will get into that as soon as that nice Nigerian man sends me millions back. I only had to send him 5K to cover handling charges. I am so blessed.
Yeah I opened up a new credit card for him so he could verify who I was. With so much money involved I had to give a little you know. Once he knows I'm on the level, it's going to be smooth sailing!!

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Superman
2017-02-12, 13:23
Yeah I opened up a new credit card for him so he could verify who I was. With so much money involved I had to give a little you know. Once he knows I'm on the level, it's going to be smooth sailing!!

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Not every American has that opportunity.

toecutter1978
2017-02-12, 13:35
Not every American has that opportunity.
I'm not sharing his email address with everybody! He only has so much money to go around.

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sheepdog
2017-02-12, 21:57
Lol...

toecutter1978
2017-02-13, 08:43
So two classes cancelled today. Maybe I can go in a little later now. No, I have to go to my lab. Uh

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sheepdog
2017-02-13, 10:00
Will they teach you how to make meth? Could be a good side job.

john pickett
2017-02-13, 10:13
Too late. After Breaking bad, everyone wants to make meth. We have an oversupply situation.

Crikey
2017-02-13, 11:47
Too late. After Breaking bad, everyone wants to make meth. We have an oversupply situation.

Yeah, but Walter made the best, so he beat the competition. And that's capitalism for you.

Superman
2017-02-13, 12:07
Yeah, but Walter made the best, so he beat the competition. And that's capitalism for you.

All druggies are going to hell. Just sayin.

toecutter1978
2017-02-14, 11:22
All druggies are going to hell. Just sayin.
There's a waiting list for the best seats

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toecutter1978
2017-02-14, 11:23
Bought my wife's Valentine gift. Her tickets to a hair convention in New York. So getting my dong sucked till my toes curl wicked witch of East style.[emoji41] [emoji57]

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Superman
2017-02-14, 11:48
Bought my wife's Valentine gift. Her tickets to a hair convention in New York. So getting my dong sucked till my toes curl wicked witch of East style.[emoji41] [emoji57]

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OMG, I screwed up. I bought my wife tickets to see Jonathon Edwards.

toecutter1978
2017-02-14, 18:31
OMG, I screwed up. I bought my wife tickets to see Jonathon Edwards.
A preacher?

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toecutter1978
2017-02-14, 18:33
So I need to figure out what I need to do for class so. My project needs an outside volunteer. Anybody want to earn a $10 Panera card?

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Superman
2017-02-14, 18:53
So I need to figure out what I need to do for class so. My project needs an outside volunteer. Anybody want to earn a $10 Panera card?

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Wow, that's so tempting. Is this your embalming class?

Superman
2017-02-14, 18:53
A preacher?

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He talks to the dead.

toecutter1978
2017-02-14, 18:54
Wow, that's so tempting. Is this your embalming class?
You can hangout with some young coeds and tell them all the lies you want.

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Superman
2017-02-14, 19:12
You can hangout with some young coeds and tell them all the lies you want.

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I guess you haven't heard that my wife is prone to violence and that we will get a divorce over my dead body. Besides....coeds haven't been alive long enough for me to waste words on them.

john pickett
2017-02-15, 12:12
" Is this your embalming class?"
Too late for you, Sup!

Superman
2017-02-15, 12:27
" Is this your embalming class?"
Too late for you, Sup!

Embalming makes me feel fresh all under.

toecutter1978
2017-02-15, 20:28
Well you can take two of them, or in your case four and get 80 years old

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toecutter1978
2017-02-16, 09:16
Since I only have time for short trips that can be done on weekend time frames. I'm planning on hitting the Indiana Adventure trail soon.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-17, 11:11
I know you old folks are worried about walker and wheelchair access and is there electricity for my CPAP machine. Let me calm your nerves, we can run an extension cord for you. Hahaha!

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Superman
2017-02-17, 11:34
I know you old folks are worried about walker and wheelchair access and is there electricity for my CPAP machine. Let me calm your nerves, we can run an extension cord for you. Hahaha!

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All I need is a wool hat. The static charge works for me.

Hog On Ice
2017-02-17, 12:19
All I need is a wool hat. The static charge works for me.

almost TMI - if zapping your pecker works then more power to you

Superman
2017-02-17, 13:37
almost TMI - if zapping your pecker works then more power to you

Well that was an odd twist.

john pickett
2017-02-18, 13:37
You cornered the market on odd!

Superman
2017-02-18, 13:42
You cornered the market on odd!

says the VA pog

john pickett
2017-02-18, 20:15
Haha!

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 10:40
almost TMI - if zapping your pecker works then more power to you
I have a friend that uh,, pays money yeah, not me you see, this friend. He's the weirdo, he likes getting zapped.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-20, 14:04
Simulated interview today in my technical writing course. Dressed for success. I don't wear ties

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toecutter1978
2017-02-20, 14:04
It feels very confining

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Superman
2017-02-20, 14:10
It feels very confining

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I'm all about creative writing...especially in the medical field.

Compare....

take this pill and you will shit.

He took the pill as the dragon approached with his squinty little eyes....and he shit himself.

better...right?

toecutter1978
2017-02-20, 15:55
Sounds good to me.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-20, 15:58
Turned in paperwork for my project mid report. My assistant has been tremendous help. I really need to get him something to show my gratitude.

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Lugnut
2017-02-20, 17:15
Simulated interview today in my technical writing course. Dressed for success. I don't wear ties

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The foremen where I used to work wore ties, apparently to hold the foreskin up.

john pickett
2017-02-20, 17:53
They needed a pretty boss. That would keep My foreskin up.

sheepdog
2017-02-20, 19:07
Lol...

woodsy
2017-02-20, 19:58
Saps running early this year. Shooting for 3 gallons of the liquid gold this year with
a new and improved setup. How the hell are ya'll ?

sheepdog
2017-02-20, 20:31
Saps running early this year. Shooting for 3 gallons of the liquid gold this year with
a new and improved setup. How the hell are ya'll ?

Hi woodsy. Good to hear from you. I have taps out but it's been too warm at night. How are your bees?

woodsy
2017-02-20, 21:14
They didn't make it through the last winter and never bought any more.
That hobby is on the back burner unless i can catch a stray swarm this summer.
Still have some honey though.

You got any bees alive ?

sheepdog
2017-02-20, 22:05
I had two hives get decimated by yellow jackets. Both hives were done by fall, robbed and empty . I've never had this happen before. Starting again this spring. I like having them around. I learned how to defeat yellow jackets. I wonder what will get me next.

toecutter1978
2017-02-21, 09:46
Doc appointment this morning. No finger blasting this time. Doc's office is cutting back on protectat gloves. Think if I bring my own the doc will think bad of me?

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Superman
2017-02-21, 17:27
Doc appointment this morning. No finger blasting this time. Doc's office is cutting back on protectat gloves. Think if I bring my own the doc will think bad of me?

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My tongue swelled up so I could hardly talk. It turned out it was from taking Lisinopril for years. Some Benadryl took care of it. By morning it was normal.

Lugnut
2017-02-21, 17:44
Normal? :bird:

sheepdog
2017-02-21, 17:58
Normal? :bird:

Nearly Normal



Wonder how he is.

toecutter1978
2017-02-21, 18:21
Nothing. Not one poke or touch. The doc looked at me very worriedly and got out of the room fast. They didn't have those paper gowns for you to change into, good thing I brought my own. That eye doctor must be new.

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Superman
2017-02-21, 18:43
Nothing. Not one poke or touch. The doc looked at me very worriedly and got out of the room fast. They didn't have those paper gowns for you to change into, good thing I brought my own. That eye doctor must be new.

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lmao

Superman
2017-02-21, 18:43
Nearly Normal



Wonder how he is.

Lugnut calls him sometimes , I think.

Superman
2017-02-21, 18:44
Nearly Normal



Wonder how he is.

Wonder is a woman. Just sayin.

Lugnut
2017-02-21, 18:55
Lugnut calls him sometimes , I think.

Talked with him by text yesterday. Says he's feeling pretty good but working too much and no time to fish. I told him we missed him so hopefully he will show up.

Superman
2017-02-21, 19:31
Talked with him by text yesterday. Says he's feeling pretty good but working too much and no time to fish. I told him we missed him so hopefully he will show up.

I like the way he talks. I like the fish stories.

Superman
2017-02-21, 19:32
Sheepdog, how did you trick Woodsy into stopping by?

toecutter1978
2017-02-21, 20:07
Wife is fixated on this Chopped show. It has increased interesting dinners so that's a plus.

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sheepdog
2017-02-21, 20:22
Sheepdog, how did you trick Woodsy into stopping by?

He always wonders when I will snap so he checks in from time to time.

Superman
2017-02-21, 21:21
He always wonders when I will snap so he checks in from time to time.

Yeah, a bunch of people wonder that. I don't...I think you snapped the second day on the job.

woodsy
2017-02-22, 08:27
"Superman: Sheepdog, how did you trick Woodsy into stopping by?"

Gotta check in at least once a year to see how all my old friends here are doing.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 08:27
Psychology report due today and I don't have all the data yet. I'm going to have to skip my first class.

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john pickett
2017-02-22, 09:28
You can get All the data you need right here!

sheepdog
2017-02-22, 09:29
You can get All the data you need right here!

Especially if it's Abnormal Psychology!

Superman
2017-02-22, 09:54
Psychology report due today and I don't have all the data yet. I'm going to have to skip my first class.

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I did one on Korean interrogation of American POWS. My professor went into psychology after fighting in Korea. It was an easy A.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 13:11
You can get All the data you need right here!
Haha! Who says I haven't been compiling it! Seriously, I have 2 more hours till deadline and the lab called and their having an issue with their computer. My group is freaking. Everything is done except, well what we need need, statistical analysis of these mice.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 13:12
Especially if it's Abnormal Psychology!
I have gift cards to Panera if you want to take a survey. [emoji2]

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sheepdog
2017-02-22, 14:05
I have gift cards to Panera if you want to take a survey. [emoji2]

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They can't handle the truth!

Superman
2017-02-22, 16:08
They can't handle the truth!

The truth will set you free.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 20:01
Home. Hung some curtains the wife asked me to earlier. Earning those good boy points. Wonder what I should spend them on.

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Superman
2017-02-22, 20:04
Home. Hung some curtains the wife asked me to earlier. Earning those good boy points. Wonder what I should spend them on.

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That's one of my pet peeves. I tell my wife I'll do something I'll do it. I don't know why she feels she has to nag me every six months.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 20:39
The female contestant on Jeopardy is hawt and intelligent!!! A deadly combination


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toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 20:44
Sapiosexual- finding somebody's intelligence sexy and becoming aroused.

She is giving me a chubby.


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toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 20:44
That's one of my pet peeves. I tell my wife I'll do something I'll do it. I don't know why she feels she has to nag me every six months.
Six months isn't that bad of a reminder. Then again we haven't been married as long as you two.

That's one of my pet peeves. I tell my wife I'll do something I'll do it. I don't know why she feels she has to nag me every six months.


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toecutter1978
2017-02-23, 09:56
Chickens were acting funny this morning. I think one is wanting to start sitting. Great...

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Hog On Ice
2017-02-23, 10:07
you need to stop watching Sesame Street

sheepdog
2017-02-23, 19:29
Chickens were acting funny this morning. I think one is wanting to start sitting. Great...

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Baby chickens if you have a rooster!

toecutter1978
2017-02-24, 08:23
Baby chickens if you have a rooster!
I want one, the wife is scared. I can't find an ISA brown rooster around the age of our girls.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-24, 08:26
For a price we can afford.

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toecutter1978
2017-02-24, 08:27
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170224/bc3df6a185d738746f4b2171f6146b22.jpg
Saving up eggs, she's going to make some quiches. I'm drooling thinking about them already!

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Roche
2017-02-24, 08:30
Real men don't eat quiche.

toecutter1978
2017-02-24, 08:38
Real men don't eat quiche.
If you smelled what my wife was cooking, you would happily sit at the table and wait. Just think of it as a breakfast pie, with spinach, eggs, sausage, loads of cheese and an instant urge to bang the Baker. That's for me not you.

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sheepdog
2017-02-24, 09:01
I have Isa Browns also. Never seen an IB rooster. My dad has been crossing them with a barred rock.

Roche
2017-02-24, 09:23
6102 What books are they reading in college these days?

6103 Know and understand history.

6104 Because she said so.

john pickett
2017-02-24, 11:30
Yow! Where did that girl come from?

toecutter1978
2017-02-24, 13:36
I eat whatever my wife puts infront of me, I lick the plate clean [emoji6]

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Roche
2017-02-24, 13:42
What's an [emoji6], a staff sergeant?

toecutter1978
2017-02-25, 11:09
What's an [emoji6], a staff sergeant?
Well if you ask her, a very large staff, more like a flag pole.

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Superman
2017-02-25, 11:38
Well if you ask her, a very large staff, more like a flag pole.

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lmao

john pickett
2017-02-25, 13:55
So you run up a flagpole to see who salutes you?

toecutter1978
2017-02-28, 09:59
Well I'm saluting myself all the time. I haven't went blind yet.

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Hog On Ice
2017-02-28, 10:36
go harder, faster and longer and you will get there

toecutter1978
2017-02-28, 13:26
go harder, faster and longer and you will get there
Well, do have to shave my palms twice a day...

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