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sheepdog
2017-02-18, 18:58
Toecutter you out there?

Superman
2017-02-18, 19:01
Toecutter you out there?

I offered him up to Sgt Rock. Then someone scared the FNG away. It seems like FNGs are more skittish than they used to be. Do you suppose they know something we don't?

sheepdog
2017-02-18, 20:53
Obviously because we're still here.

Superman
2017-02-18, 21:02
Obviously because we're still here.

I PREFER THAT THEY RUN AWAY BUTT HURT. Just sayin.

sheepdog
2017-02-18, 21:09
Think he'll come back? Maybe he's gone to the store to get supplies.

Superman
2017-02-18, 21:11
Think he'll come back? Maybe he's gone to the store to get supplies.
What could be more important than this. His priories are messed up. OMG, he could be spending time with his wife or kids.

sheepdog
2017-02-18, 21:49
What could be more important than this. His priories are messed up. OMG, he could be spending time with his wife or kids.

Doesn't sound realistic. He's going to college. Prolly smoking weed and badmouthing his president.

Superman
2017-02-18, 21:55
Doesn't sound realistic. He's going to college. Prolly smoking weed and badmouthing his president.

It doesn't seem like they need to smoke weed to bad mouth trump. I see some folks doing it for nothing. I hope he doesn't ruin his future by getting caught smoking weed in college.

sheepdog
2017-02-19, 09:02
That almost never happens.

Superman
2017-02-19, 09:55
Maybe he read this and didn't realize it was about him. You know....people that come on this site may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

john pickett
2017-02-19, 10:28
Like we need proof of that!

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 10:35
I'm here, what? I had a thing yesterday. I was out at New Haven

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Superman
2017-02-19, 11:31
I'm here, what? I had a thing yesterday. I was out at New Haven

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FYI...there was some conversation about moving you up to the grown up table but then you went chasing trollops in New Haven. I can tell you that all women in New Haven are trollops. This brings your priorities into question. Obviously how can you be a brain sturgeon if you're chasing trollops in New Haven. ....as an aside....oh lawd I loved chasing trollops in New Haven....now I'm afraid I might catch one.

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 11:39
FYI...there was some conversation about moving you up to the grown up table but then you went chasing trollops in New Haven. I can tell you that all women in New Haven are trollops. This brings your priorities into question. Obviously how can you be a brain sturgeon if you're chasing trollops in New Haven. ....as an aside....oh lawd I loved chasing trollops in New Haven....now I'm afraid I might catch one.
Hahahaha! Yep, it was a bunch of women, lots of women. Over at the Lincoln Range. Highly intelligent me left my phone in my range bag the day so I wouldn't break it while out firing. These things are expensive.

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Superman
2017-02-19, 11:51
Hahahaha! Yep, it was a bunch of women, lots of women. Over at the Lincoln Range. Highly intelligent me left my phone in my range bag the day so I wouldn't break it while out firing. These things are expensive.

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Sooooo....you're confessing to shooting women in New Haven?

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 12:03
Sooooo....you're confessing to shooting women in New Haven?
Don't let my wife hear that! I will never ever get a kitchen pass again! She'll think I was out shooting off my main cannon! 😉 Haha!

Anybody can shoot a firearm, but proper skills are perishable. I am rusty like a model T.

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Superman
2017-02-19, 13:19
Don't let my wife hear that! I will never ever get a kitchen pass again! She'll think I was out shooting off my main cannon! �� Haha!

Anybody can shoot a firearm, but proper skills are perishable. I am rusty like a model T.

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I can relate to that.

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 13:51
I can relate to that.
So what's up? Is there some sort of hazing ritual we have to do in the woods or something? Will this be like the Spur Walk? I imagine I can get an adult diaper from one of you old guys.

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Superman
2017-02-19, 14:12
So what's up? Is there some sort of hazing ritual we have to do in the woods or something? Will this be like the Spur Walk? I imagine I can get an adult diaper from one of you old guys.

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It involves spanking.

sheepdog
2017-02-19, 14:15
We were just worried. Usually superman has driven most everyone off by now. We refuse to use adult diapers. The shit flys where it may.

sheepdog
2017-02-19, 14:16
It involves spanking.

Actually we just told you that.

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 14:22
Actually we just told you that.

So did he show up with his ballgag already on and wearing assless chaps too?
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Superman
2017-02-19, 14:31
Actually we just told you that.

What?

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 15:23
What?
Sounds like you just got birthday wishes alittle early.

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Superman
2017-02-19, 16:10
Sounds like you just got birthday wishes alittle early.

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I birthday was 25 January 1947. Pretty much everything came after that.

Lugnut
2017-02-19, 16:22
Wow! That was long ago. Was it far away?

Superman
2017-02-19, 16:35
Wow! That was long ago. Was it far away?

I've come a long way since then.

toecutter1978
2017-02-19, 17:30
I birthday was 25 January 1947. Pretty much everything came after that.
1947!? What was it like crossing the Delaware River with Washington against those redcoats?

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Superman
2017-02-19, 18:27
Actually we just told you that.

I've had worse.

Lugnut
2017-02-19, 20:12
1947!? What was it like crossing the Delaware River with Washington against those redcoats?

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You would really have to meet him. He is old and hideous.

Superman
2017-02-19, 20:59
You would really have to meet him. He is old and hideous.

...but wicked smart.

Hog On Ice
2017-02-20, 11:39
big calf muscles too

toecutter1978
2017-02-20, 14:02
big calf muscles too
Is that from all the pushing or pulling?

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Superman
2017-02-20, 14:05
Is that from all the pushing or pulling?

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Yes...definately:marchmell

Roche
2017-02-20, 14:40
Is that from all the pushing or pulling?

That explains his hairy palms.

toecutter1978
2017-02-20, 15:54
That explains his hairy palms.
Hey, I did shave today. I can't help that it grows back so fast.

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john pickett
2017-02-20, 17:56
"That explains his fairy palms."
Fixed it for you.

toecutter1978
2017-02-21, 09:48
I offered him up to Sgt Rock. Then someone scared the FNG away. It seems like FNGs are more skittish than they used to be. Do you suppose they know something we don't?
So what's this about anyway. Offering me up to another man like I'm your prison bitch? I ain't holding your pocket! Lol

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Lugnut
2017-02-21, 11:12
If you're lucky he will take you. Most people just disappear. :afraid:

Superman
2017-02-21, 16:18
If you're lucky he will take you. Most people just disappear. :afraid:

Did anyone tell him that Sheepdog has spent his life in prison. That's supposed to be on the down low.

sheepdog
2017-02-21, 18:00
Did anyone tell him that Sheepdog has spent his life in prison. That's supposed to be on the down low.

Someday I may have to kill you....



I'd hate that.

Superman
2017-02-21, 18:38
Someday I may have to kill you....



I'd hate that.


No offence but you're not the first person to say that to me....and I'm not talking just exes.

toecutter1978
2017-02-21, 20:04
Boys, please fight over me. I'm so worth it.[emoji12]

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sheepdog
2017-02-21, 20:24
No offence but you're not the first person to say that to me....and I'm not talking just exes.

Lol...

Superman
2017-02-21, 21:27
Boys, please fight over me. I'm so worth it.[emoji12]

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Sheepdog likes it better when you resist.

toecutter1978
2017-02-21, 21:57
Sheepdog likes it better when you resist.
No better joy then a squirming gagged boy. Kind like that? Hahaha!

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Superman
2017-02-21, 22:02
No better joy then a squirming gagged boy. Kind like that? Hahaha!

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Hey, that's what Milo said and he's in trouble now.

saimyoji
2017-02-21, 23:51
No better joy then a squirming gagged boy. Kind like that? Hahaha!

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Not funny. Adding hahaha doesnt make that shit funny.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 00:08
Not funny. Adding hahaha doesnt make that shit funny.
That's the beauty of the interwebs. It brings many different minds with multiple aspects of humor together.

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saimyoji
2017-02-22, 00:37
Srsly? You really find humor in the sexual torture of young boys?

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 01:04
Srsly? You really find humor in the sexual torture of young boys?
Were you even reading the thread or did you just jump to the very last post?

Let me break it down for you because apparently you don't know how a forum thread works. A post from one person tends to feed off of the previous post. It was joking about folks in prison. I started it about holding a guy's pocket. That's a term for being a man's bitch in the big house. Sarcasm, adults use it.

If you need anymore instructions, I suggest you start at your nearest community center. They might have a class to get you up to speed. Something like this.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170222/4a9ea838b5b7b9fe445f7909e53a4870.jpg

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Lugnut
2017-02-22, 01:10
This guy would fit right in. :albertein

Superman
2017-02-22, 02:10
This guy would fit right in. :albertein

Definitely....by the way that's the book I got with my computer.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 08:24
We had a computer in our orderly room with Windows 95 on it. There would be a line to check email and to send each other nonsense.

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sheepdog
2017-02-22, 09:24
Boys, please fight over me. I'm so worth it.[emoji12]

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Sheepdog likes it better when you resist.

You can struggle if you want to...

Superman
2017-02-22, 09:49
We had a computer in our orderly room with Windows 95 on it. There would be a line to check email and to send each other nonsense.

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We had no electronics. My PRC 25 probably used vacuum tubes. We had no GPS, no lasers or cell phones. Our early warning devices were trip flares and mostly our eyes and ears. I called home twice in two years using the MARS station.

toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 13:04
Definitely....by the way that's the book I got with my computer.
I did not know you read VHS. Does your slot also accept betamax?

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toecutter1978
2017-02-22, 13:06
You can struggle if you want to...
Hold up, let me get my zipper mask on.

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Kanga
2017-02-24, 05:37
Fine, fine, fine. FNG is a go. Please hold.

sheepdog
2017-02-24, 07:28
Lol...

toecutter1978
2017-02-24, 08:21
So what, are you all gonna show me a collection of Gladiator movies or something?

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Roche
2017-02-24, 08:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeNsPE5XUXA

Superman
2017-02-24, 10:04
We have ways of dealing with your kind.

Kanga
2017-02-24, 10:48
So what, are you all gonna show me a collection of Gladiator movies or something?

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worse. we're going to make superman's phone talk in spanish and then lock you in a room with him.

sheepdog
2017-02-24, 19:14
worse. we're going to make superman's phone talk in spanish and then lock you in a room with him.

Stop I still have PTSD from that.... Engrish you bitch! Engrish!

Superman
2017-02-24, 19:53
Stop I still have PTSD from that.... Engrish you bitch! Engrish!

Yeah, I find talking Chinese helps when my phone speaks Spanish.

sheepdog
2017-02-24, 22:44
Yeah, I find talking Chinese helps when my phone speaks Spanish.

Yeah but you're pissed off again in less than an hour...

Superman
2017-02-24, 23:04
Yeah but you're pissed off again in less than an hour...

That's the way Chinese is.

toecutter1978
2017-02-25, 11:06
Setting somebody's phone to a different language and then just watching them meltdown is wonderful. Especially if you can move the icons around

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Superman
2017-02-25, 11:28
Setting somebody's phone to a different language and then just watching them meltdown is wonderful. Especially if you can move the icons around

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Don't give that phone fixer from New York any more ideas. All people from NY are evil.

john pickett
2017-02-25, 14:06
I used to do that with an intra-aortic balloon pump. Some people had inflated ideas of their knowledge. If the characters were Chinese or Arabic, they thought twice about changing the settings.

hikerboy
2017-02-26, 07:55
Don't give that phone fixer from New York any more ideas. All people from NY are evil.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170226/0ad5afedca9057be699d220c18c3e166.jpg

sheepdog
2017-02-26, 09:12
Ahahahahaha

sheepdog
2017-02-26, 09:13
I used to do that with an intra-aortic balloon pump. Some people had inflated ideas of their knowledge. If the characters were Chinese or Arabic, they thought twice about changing the settings.

Hold my beer?

Superman
2017-02-26, 11:02
Hold my beer?

I can stop my phone from speaking Spanish any time I want to....with a hammer

toecutter1978
2017-02-26, 11:20
I can stop my phone from speaking Spanish any time I want to....with a hammer
I've seen that commercial. It only cost $19.95

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Superman
2017-02-26, 11:55
I've seen that commercial. It only cost $19.95

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That's the Evelyn Wood speed reading course?

toecutter1978
2017-02-26, 12:10
That's the Evelyn Wood speed reading course?
Speed reading more like warp speed.

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Superman
2017-02-26, 12:15
Speed reading more like warp speed.

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She gave head the same way.....just sayin.

sheepdog
2017-02-26, 14:20
I've seen that commercial. It only cost $19.95

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That's the Evelyn Wood speed reading course?
I'm Earl Schibe, I can paint that car for, $19.95